Rob's redemption arc for picking Exorcist II: The Heretic finally comes to an end. Or did it even begin? We forget now. Hosted by Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans Edited by Dave Walker Twitter: @cinemortuary We Made This: @wemadethispod

Slow chemicals, May 19th, Katie Vick, 36 inch penises, Tiny Lister, and much more wrestling-related nonsense as we pay a visit to WWE Studios. It was either this or Leprechaun: Origins tbh. Hosts Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans Editor Dave...

A group of unwitting teens are stranded near a strange wax museum and soon must fight to survive and keep from becoming the next exhibit., starring Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbe-- excuse me, what? 1953?! Are you sure?!?!

Rob's redemption arc promises to curve up at some point. While we wait, here's some talk on Lincoln (boooo), the WCW Hardcore Junkyard Invitational, Dave's good mic, Shaggy from Scooby Doo, Hull (boooo), ghost-seeing glasses, comedic racism, 2001 face...

205 Live, the Irish, things in a toolbox, staying over at Rob's house, children's hobbies in the 80s, musical guests, Christmas trees in February... We talk about almost everything possible here. Except Michael Myers, who isn't in this film.

Zombi 2, also known as: Sanguella, The Island of the Living Dead, Zombie Flesh Eaters, Zombie, Zombie The Dead Walk Among Us, Gli Ultimi Zombi, Woodoo, L'Enfer de Zombies, Zombie 2: The Dead Are Among Us and Nightmare Island. Take yer fuckin' pick.

Kevin Bacon's gone, so's Fred Ward, and now seemingly Willy too. Oh lawd.

Very #OnBrand for CineMortuary to have a horror Christmas special that's neither a horror or set at Christmas.

hope you like wrestling references because bloody hell this episode

they're coming to colourise you, barbara

*sigh* We head back to psychotropic 1970s horror, via Africa and a New York populated by doves, for a whole bunch of nothing. LITERALLY, NOTHING HAPPENS. WHY IS NOTHING HAPPENING? THROW A FUCKING PIE. Spoiler alert: 2019 'Turd of the Year' winner...

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We're going deeper underground for our biggest podcast yet. Probably. Maybe. Not. Size does matter, so here's Matthew Broderick being a massive bellend.

Inspired by the meta-sequel The Town That Dreaded Sundown, here's a podcast about a podcast detailing a podcast that happened in a previous podcast but now has its own podcast.

The lads celebrate reaching a quarter of a century by revisiting the Alien franchise. Here's a HOT TAKE for you: we quite like this one.

The lads take a bite out of Dracula, hammering home why this sucks. (Jim Duggan intensifies)

A budgie is shoved into the microwave by a lamp. What more do you people want?!

Get up, come on get down with the sickness Get up, come on get down with the sickness Get up, come on get down with the sickness Open up your hate, and let it flow into me

Seriously, Dan, you just spent thousands of dollars on a top-of-the-range security system and you won't even check your DVR when spooky shit happens to your daughter, wtf are you doing you utter gammon? twitter.com/cinemortuary...

The lads try getting back to normal, or as normal as it gets, in the aftermath of Blair Witch: Book of Shadows. Chris has apparently murdered a man, Dave got hitched, Rob's recovering from a 4am McDonalds, and god knows where Big Rich has gone.

YOU LET BIG RICH DO A PODCAST???

You have two choices for the different second film: go to New York or go to space. Thankfully Fin and his shark-specific tornadoes opt for the Big Apple, where he's surrounded by celebrities I think we're meant to recognise. twitter.com/cinemortuary...

This remake of the TV film - put those complaints away - places us right in the middle of the current wave of 1980s nostalgia. Can we expect something different than kids on bikes clowning around like a bunch of goon(ie)s? Well, Stranger Things have...

Oh dear. The lads find themselves stuck in a mental institution with only a nun speaking in nonsensical riddles for company. Their dreams are trying to kill them, and even worse, the guy responsible has developed a taste for terrible puns. Can they...

So we're clear: the maid's body was in the attic before the married couple's because the maid's sequence at the beginning of the film takes place chronologically after the couple move in and it's their corpses the maid sees as she's dragged up and...