EPISODE 75: We are celebrating three quarters of a century of episodes here at the CineMortuary bunker, and as such Rob is treating the lads BIG TIME. It goes down like a smooth glass of Chianti.... It's THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS!
Hosted by
Rob...
112 min
102
Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance (2007)
EPISODE 74: Chris is back on the throne and after threatening it for multiple episodes he's finally making Rob & Dave watch Uwe Boll's "Masterpiece" Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance... Oh no...
Hosted by
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans
Dave Walker
Edited by
Chris...
78 min
103
Battle Royale II: Requiem (2003)
EPISODE 73: It's Dave's pick so once again Chris and Rob ask the age old CineMortuary question... It's not a Horror film though, is it?? It's the sequel that the lads aren't sure anyone needed... BATTLE ROYALE II
Hosted by
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson...
81 min
104
Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979)
EPISODE 72: Rob has thrown the lads quite a curve-ball this time round and has gone all Werner Herzog on us... Oh my!
Hosted by
Rob Yeomans
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Edited by
Dave Walker
We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
92 min
105
Unfriended: Dark Web (2018)
EPISODE 71: Chris makes his long awaited return to the throne with a film that harnesses modern technology in such a contrived way that renowned technophobe Rob's head is on the cusp of exploding!
Hosted by
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans
Dave Walker...
82 min
106
Color Out of Space (2019)
EPISODE 70: It's Dave's turn in the porcelain palace and in a ploy to lure Chris out of his exile in Belarus we have the second coming on the podcast of our lord and saviour Nicholas Cage in Color out of Space!
Hosted by
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob...
103 min
107
Evil Dead (2013)
EPISODE 69: It's Rob's turn on the throne and its the Ash-free 2013 remake of The Evil Dead. Creatively titled Evil Dead... Chris/THE FALCON is still leading the world's fight against COVID-19 so Michael Cornell is back. Groovy.
Hosted by
Rob Yeomans...
110 min
108
Scanner Cop (1994)
EPISODE 68: It's Dave's pick so its obviously a spin-off of Scanners III... Chris is away fighting crime as THE FALCON so Michael Cornell joins the party!
Hosted by
Dave Walker
Rob Yeomans
Michael Cornell
Edited by
Dave Walker
We Made This:...
70 min
109
Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986)
EPISODE 67: Annoying kids, Spielberg's worst traits and super spooky curses. Needless to say Chris was not overjoyed with Rob's pick.
Hosted by
Rob Yeomans
Chris Wilson
Dave Walker
Edited by
Dave Walker
We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary:...
85 min
110
Final Destination 2 (2003)
EPISODE 66: Chris loved Rob's Final Destination 3 pick from a while ago so much that he is diving right back into the franchise.
Rob's intro technique, multi-vehicle pile ups and White House raids. Just another day at the studio.
Hosted by
Chris...
83 min
111
Troll 2 (1990)
EPISODE 65!
Swamp dwelling creatures, green goo, Ted DiBiase lookalikes, atrocious dialogue and force feeding. Must be one of Dave's picks...
Hosted by
Dave Walker
Rob Yeomans
Chris Wilson
Edited by
Dave Walker
We Made This: @wemadethispod...
82 min
112
Predator 2 (1990)
EPISODE 64: It's Dave appreciation week here at CineMortuary Towers and as such Rob gives him the gift of Predator 2.
Sequels in the big city, Japanese LaserDisc artwork and 90's nostalgia ahoy.
Hosted by
Rob Yeomans
Chris Wilson
Dave Walker
Edited...
90 min
113
Attack of the 50 Ft Woman (1993)
EPISODE 63: For some reason HBO decided to remake Attack of the 50 Ft Woman as a TV movie in 1993. Then for some reason Chris decided to pick it for the podcast. Then Dave decided to blow the lads away with his phenomenal football knowledge...
Hosted...
86 min
114
The Thing (VG)
The Buffy Swearing Keyboard, polar bears, Gitaroo Man, NXT UK York review (about a week too late), admin, Rob not being good at lying and everything else you normally expect on this, uh, video game podcast?!?!
Hosted by
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson...
93 min
115
Let Me In (2010)
Nicole Kidman's forehead, Greggs breakfast, snow in New Mexico, the Queen's Christmas Day speech, Eurovision, Nickelodeon sitcom bullies, parkour and much more in the sharpish remake of 2009's Let The Right One In.
Hosted by
Dave Walker
Chris...
112 min
116
The Banana Splits Movie (2019)
Dark and edgy remakes of your beloved childhood favourites take a disturbing turn as the Banana Splits downright murders people. Tra la la OH SHI--
Hosted by
Dave Walker
Rob Yeomans
THE FALCON
Edited by
Dave Walker
We Made This:...
90 min
117
Frankenstein (1931)
This film is so old, the running time of the original film was measured in length. Good thing we measure our wangs in minutes these days.
Hosted by Dave Walker, Chris Wilson and Rob Yeomans. Edited by Dave Walker.
Twitter: @cinemortuary
We Made...
71 min
118
Hot Fuzz (2007)
CineMortuary is your fortnightly digest of horror reboots, remakes, sequels, prequels and squeakquels... so here's Hot Fuzz?!
Hosted by:
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans
Edited by
Dave Walker
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
We This...
105 min
119
Black Christmas (2006)
With not many options for Christmas horror sequels or remakes, Sirs Yeomans and Walker look at 2006's Black Christmas, the cinematic equivalent of Pom-Bears. Sit down with a plate of skin cookies and enjoy!
Hosted by
Dave Walker
Rob Yeomans...
Sorry we're late with this episode. We keep being haunted by memories of that Scooby-Doo episode so, logically, we dug up his grave to destroy the corpse... except Scooby-Doo isn't dead, and who knows whose grave we've dug up oh god--
Hosted by...
96 min
122
The Blob (1988)
Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, if only you could make us understand
Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, your influence will spread throughout the land
Hosted by
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans
Edited by
Dave Walker
We Made This: @wemadethispod...
88 min
123
Sadako vs. Kayako (2016)
AKA: The Ring vs The Grudge. Finally, a contest worthy of a Wrestlemania main event... or, at least, TNA Hard Justice.
Hosted by
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans
Edited by
Dave Walker
We Made This: @wemadethispod...
88 min
124
Riddick (2013)
"There are good podcasts, and then there are RIDDICKulously good podcasts. This was shaping up to be one of those."
!!!A new episode every week in October!!!
Hosted by
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans
Edited by
Dave Walker...
105 min
125
The Ring (2002)
+ THE 2ND ANNUAL TURDIES.
We kick off our third year of CineMortuary with talk of Bill Goldberg wearing a wig, YouTube, I Love Horses Magazine, knobheads driving loudly around York at 11pm every night, Heartbeat, libraries, our sponsors NordVPN,...