EPISODE 89 - The finale of the Chris Linay Trilogy™ sees The Best Big Man in Podcasting take the Haunting Henchman of Horror and the Muscle-Bound Meat Man of the Macabre on a zombie-riffic trip to... Norway? Yes way! HOSTED BY Chris Wilson Rob...

EPISODE 88 - Chris Linay returns to talk about some children who know all your secrets. Now you're thinking, ''I hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers.'' HOSTED BY Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans SPECIAL GUEST STAR Chris Linay EDITED BY...

EPISODE 87 - Graps and Claps' Chris Linay joins us for one of the more infamous sequels in film history. Bad things, sad things, have to happen. HOSTED BY Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans SPECIAL GUEST STAR Chris Linay EDITED BY Chris Wilson...

EPISODE 86 - It's fookin' pissing it down. HOSTED BY Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans EDITED BY Chris Wilson We Made This: @wemadethispod CineMortuary: @cinemortuary Technical note: Dave was suffering from a two-second delay. The...

EPISODE 85 - We keep picking films that hit a bit too close for home at the moment. Sorry. Remember: HANDS. FACE. FIRE. HOSTED BY Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans EDITED BY Dave Walker We Made This: @wemadethispod CineMortuary:...

EPISODE 84 - After our diversion on the Starship Enterprise, it's time to go back to our roots with some torture p**n. HOSTED BY Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans EDITED BY Dave Walker CINEMORTUARY: @cinemortuary WE MADE THIS:...

Star Trek: First Contact, according to Dave, is in a lot of parts a "PG-13 HR Giger gothic horror film". So there. Chris will not say the line. HOSTED BY Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans EDITED BY Dave Walker CineMortuary:...

EPISODE 82 - Bringing in 2021 the only way we know how: with giblets and raw meat. HOSTED BY Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans EDITED BY Dave Walker We Made This Network: @wemadethispod CineMortuary: @cinemortuary

EPISODE 81: William Shatner fights Krampus. Or does he?!?! No, no he doesn't, he sits behind a desk. HOSTED BY Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans EDITED BY Dave Walker CineMortuary: @cinemortuary We Made This: @wemadethispod

An extremely 2020 remake of The Craft gives us progressive politics and incidental magic, which leaves the lads feeling very old and pining for old goth clothing shops. HOSTED BY Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans EDITED BY Dave Walker...

When a man's heart is full of deceit, it burns up, dies. And a dark shadow falls over his soul. From the ashes of a once great man, has risen a curse. A wrong that must be righted. We look to the skies for a vindicator, someone to strike fear into the...

EPISODE 78: The lads lockdown with a horror anthology. Prepare for tales of haunted Indian statues, hungry bin bags, and a dead bloke who just really wants a lift. HOSTED BY Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans EDITED BY Dave Walker...

EPISODE 77 - Wilson picks a too time-appropriate film as Rob and Dave enjoy life in Tier 2. On the plus side, DOGGO! Hosted by: Dave Walker, Chris Wilson, Rob Yeomans Edited by: Dave Walker Twitter, Facebook, Instagram: @cinemortuary We Made...

EPISODE 76: With the 3rd annual TURDIES ceremony at the end of the episode, Dave looks to ruin Rob's calculations by presenting us with a syntax-loving demon who loves creative casino-based deaths. We wish a million people would listen to this...

EPISODE 75: We are celebrating three quarters of a century of episodes here at the CineMortuary bunker, and as such Rob is treating the lads BIG TIME. It goes down like a smooth glass of Chianti.... It's THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS! Hosted by Rob...

EPISODE 74: Chris is back on the throne and after threatening it for multiple episodes he's finally making Rob & Dave watch Uwe Boll's "Masterpiece" Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance... Oh no... Hosted by Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans Dave Walker Edited by Chris...

EPISODE 73: It's Dave's pick so once again Chris and Rob ask the age old CineMortuary question... It's not a Horror film though, is it?? It's the sequel that the lads aren't sure anyone needed... BATTLE ROYALE II Hosted by Dave Walker Chris Wilson...

EPISODE 72: Rob has thrown the lads quite a curve-ball this time round and has gone all Werner Herzog on us... Oh my! Hosted by Rob Yeomans Dave Walker Chris Wilson Edited by Dave Walker We Made This: @wemadethispod CineMortuary: @cinemortuary

EPISODE 71: Chris makes his long awaited return to the throne with a film that harnesses modern technology in such a contrived way that renowned technophobe Rob's head is on the cusp of exploding! Hosted by Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans Dave Walker...

EPISODE 70: It's Dave's turn in the porcelain palace and in a ploy to lure Chris out of his exile in Belarus we have the second coming on the podcast of our lord and saviour Nicholas Cage in Color out of Space! Hosted by Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob...

EPISODE 69: It's Rob's turn on the throne and its the Ash-free 2013 remake of The Evil Dead. Creatively titled Evil Dead... Chris/THE FALCON is still leading the world's fight against COVID-19 so Michael Cornell is back. Groovy. Hosted by Rob Yeomans...

EPISODE 68: It's Dave's pick so its obviously a spin-off of Scanners III... Chris is away fighting crime as THE FALCON so Michael Cornell joins the party! Hosted by Dave Walker Rob Yeomans Michael Cornell Edited by Dave Walker We Made This:...

EPISODE 67: Annoying kids, Spielberg's worst traits and super spooky curses. Needless to say Chris was not overjoyed with Rob's pick. Hosted by Rob Yeomans Chris Wilson Dave Walker Edited by Dave Walker We Made This: @wemadethispod CineMortuary:...

EPISODE 66: Chris loved Rob's Final Destination 3 pick from a while ago so much that he is diving right back into the franchise. Rob's intro technique, multi-vehicle pile ups and White House raids. Just another day at the studio. Hosted by Chris...

EPISODE 65! Swamp dwelling creatures, green goo, Ted DiBiase lookalikes, atrocious dialogue and force feeding. Must be one of Dave's picks... Hosted by Dave Walker Rob Yeomans Chris Wilson Edited by Dave Walker We Made This: @wemadethispod...