CineMortuary Podcast
Your fortnightly digest of horror reboots, remakes, sequels, prequels and squeakquels with your hosts Rob Yeomans, Dave Walker and Willy.
A proud part of the Film Stories Podcast Network: www.filmstories.co.uk
26
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
CineMortuary is 150. To celebrate, let's go shopping!
81 min
27
Krampus (2015)
EPISODE 149 - We picked an actual Christmas film this year, ho ho ho!
76 min
28
Happy Death Day 2U (2019)
EPISODE 148 - 1000 Ways to Die, Junior Edition.
63 min
29
V/H/S/2 (2013)
EPISODE 147 - M/I/X/E/D/B/A/G
93 min
30
Dracula 3D (2012)
EPISODE 146 - The worst thing to happen to Dracula since 90% of the other adaptations.
73 min
31
Halloween II (1981)
EPISODE 145 - The beginning of season 7 sees the lads tackle one of the OGs in sequels continuing where the original ended, except somehow everyone is 3 years older and Doctor Loomis is now a total idiot. Pass the banana skin.
72 min
32
Paranormal Activity: Tokyo Night (2010)
EPISODE 144 - Sidequels are added to the CineMortuary pantheon as the Japanese do their own thing by also doing bugger all. PLUS, it's time for the 6th annual TURDIES Awards, recognising the best, worst, and best of the worst films we reviewed all year.
84 min
33
28 Weeks Later (2007)
We're the famous zombie hoard and we're off to Wembley! WEM-BER-LY! WEM-BER-LY!
88 min
34
Cape Fear (1991)
EPISODE 142 - After Bart starts receiving death threats from his nemesis Sideshow Bob, the Simpsons enter the Witness Relocation Program and move to a "Cape Fear"-esque town several miles away.
89 min
35
Blade: Trinity (2004)
If I had to team with that "d*ckface" owner of Wrexham I'd be annoyed too.
97 min
36
Vampires: Los Muertos (2002)
EPISODE 140 - Jon Bon Jovi done gone crazy.
73 min
37
Ring 2 (1999)
Naomi Watts and the creepy kid return for a second taping of the-- Wh-- What? Japanese version?!
69 min
38
Plan 9 (2015)
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Will Eat Itself.
91 min
39
Terrifier 2 (2022)
Hey hey! Hope you're ready for the Firefly Fun House in half-speed because BLOODY HELL TWO AND A HALF HOURS?!?!
79 min
40
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Just one more fight about a lot of things
And I will give up everything
To be on my own again
Free again, YYYEEEAAAHHHHH
Snickers Cruncher presents the grandaddy of them all, CineMortuary...
78 min
41
2001 Maniacs (2005)
The south will rise again... IN MY PANTS.
69 min
42
House of Wax (2005)
Five years in the making, the lads finally watch the correct version of House of Wax. It's 2005 so prepare for some fun time Paris Hilton-shaped misogyny hahaha lol.
79 min
43
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011)
84 min
44
Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
Willy returns and, having missed the last Scooby Doo episode, decides to do something unprecedented by picking two films from the same series in a row. RUH ROH
92 min
45
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
Frankenstein's Monster gets stitched.
52 min
46
Fright Night (2011)
Rob and Dave put the frighteners on the surprisingly star-studded remake of Fright Night. But does it have the same razzamatazz as a Peter Vincent show?
73 min
47
Scooby Doo (2002)
RUH-ROH!
61 min
48
Pulse (2006)
Another episode of Dave's bad Japanese remakes takes us to the good old days of 2006, where everything is pixellated and that light shade of teal, and those computer monitors are especially chonky.
Hosted by Dave Walker, Rob Yeomans and Chris Wilson...
75 min
49
The Purge: Anarchy (2014)
In a society where murder is legal for a night, the lads go absolutely crazy by poking this film with a stick. But, like, a giant stick... almost a branch.
Hosted by Dave Walker, Rob Yeomans and Chris Wilson
Edited by Chris Wilson
Follow us on...
67 min
50
Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust (2008)
We made the mistake of letting Chris pick the Christmas episode....... again. Be wowed by the lack of snow in a studio parking lot as we are given the greatest gift of them all: attempted comedy.
(AKA - Gingerdead Man 2: Bakery of Blood)
69 min