Cinephobe

Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!

TV & Film
Film Reviews
Comedy
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Top 5 0% Movies
Zach, Amin and Mayes celebrate the release of Simon Sez by ranking all twelve of the movies that couldn't even get a single positive critical review from best to worst.
53 min
177
Cinephobe Ep 184: Simon Sez
Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of old style dogs leading a bunch of fanatics trying to get France out of Corsica.
120 min
178
Cinephobe Ep 183.5: Waiting... Addendum (with C...
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by cuisine connoisseur Chef Reactions to break down just how accurate the movie really is
48 min
179
Cinephobe Ep 183: Waiting...
Zach, Amin and Mayes are not prepared for their first day of work at ShenaniganZ, but luckily the friendly staff is here to remind us that the difference between ordinary and extraordinary… Is that little extra.
127 min
180
Top 5 Names
Zach, Amin and Mayes determine the greatest fictional names in Cinephobe movie history, while sprinkling in a few of their own creations along the way.
37 min
181
Cinephobe Ep 182: You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Zach, Amin and Mayes want to make the whole world silky smooth, so let's go.
125 min
182
Cinephobe Ep 181: Grandma's Boy
Zach, Amin and Mayes are forced to move in with their Grandmothers in the episode that proves you don't need an Adam Sandler appearance to make an Adam Sandler movie.
133 min
183
Top 5 Weapons
Zach, Amin and Mayes are opening the armory and emptying the clip for their favorite weapons in Cinephobe Cinematic Universe.
28 min
184
Cinephobe Ep 180: Accepted
Zach, Amin and Mayes got rejected from every podcast in the country, so they decided to reject rejection and start their own.
140 min
185
Cinephobe Ep 179: The Invention of Lying
Zach, Amin and Mayes are the first people to say a thing that wasn't, and the ramifications from this discovery are gonna change mankind forever.
107 min
186
Top 5 Jobs
Zach, Amin and Mayes apply for their dream jobs from Cinephobe's bountiful buffet of options.
30 min
187
Cinephobe Ep 178: Almost Heroes
Zach, Amin and Mayes are determined to beat Lewis and Clark to the Pacific Ocean in this ribaldrous romp across the American West at the turn the 19th century, wench.
102 min
188
Top 5 Vehicles
Zach, Amin and Mayes are back behind the wheel to determine the greatest vehicles in Cinephobe history.
32 min
189
Cinephobe Ep 177: Bringing Down The House - Par...
Zach, Amin, Mayes and JuJu Gotti are looking for love in Yahoo legal chat rooms in the most unlikely two part episode to date.
83 min
190
Cinephobe Ep 176: Don't Be a Menace to South Ce...
Zach, Amin and Mayes are an endangered species because rappers are taking all the good podcasting jobs. MESSAGE!
107 min
191
Top 5 Worst Dancers
Zach, Amin and Mayes are test driving a new format where they go back through the anals of Cinephobe history to determine their own personal top five lists, and this time around it's the worst dancers of all time.
30 min
192
Cinephobe Ep 175: Encino Man
Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of stoney crusty dudes with mops on top that only care about nugs, chillin and grindage while weazing the juice to the fullest.
121 min
193
Cinephobe Ep 174: Event Horizon (with Pockets G...
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Pockets Graham travel beyond Neptune to board a ship that can harness the power of a black hole, bend space time and travel beyond the boundaries of known scientific reality.
121 min
194
Cinephobe Ep 173: The Ice Road
Zach, Amin and Mayes still have a particular set of skills as Liam Neeson joins the illustrious ten timers club.
109 min
195
Cinephobe Ep 172: Fled
Zach, Amin and Mayes are convicts that gotta fled in order to ride Ducatis and recover a computer disk holding financial information for the Cuban Mafia.
111 min
196
Cinephobe Ep 170: Barb Wire
Zach, Amin and Mayes are desperately trying to find a way out of Steel Harbor using fake contact lenses to fool a retinal scanner in this titillating vision of the future.
121 min
197
Cinephobe Ep 169: Speed 2: Cruise Control (with...
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by cruise expert Billy Gil for a thrilling adventure on the high seas.
120 min
198
Cinephobe Ep 168: Practical Magic
Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of practical prestidigitators cuttin' it up in this inexplicably expensive movie
108 min
199
Cinephobe Ep 167: Blacklight
Film Noir! Zach used his wildcard to block Amin’s pick and take us back to Liam Neeson month with a film that consolidates all of his previous movie storylines into a Voltron with a particular set of skills.
114 min
200
Cinephobe Ep 166: Men In Black International (w...
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Marshall Newhouse are suited up to protect the earth from the scum of the universe.
126 min