Cinephobe
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
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Top 5 Golden Dumpsters of 2023
Zach, Amin and Mayes conclude their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping Golden Dumpsters of 2023
50 min
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Cinephobe Ep 205: Ghosts of Mars
Will Zach, Amin and Mayes be able to escape the Martian charnel house?
114 min
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Cinephobe Ep 204: Escape from L.A.
Zach, Amin and Mayes are injected with the Plutoxin 7 Virus and dispatched to Los Angeles Island
132 min
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Top 5 Ass Ons of 2023
Zach, Amin and Mayes continue their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2023 (but in a bad way).
40 min
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Cinephobe Ep 203: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Steve Wynn's Las Vegas, Nevada
115 min
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Cinephobe Ep 202: Timeline
Zach, Amin and Mayes are faxed to the past to rescue their Scottish dad from being stranded in 14th century France
124 min
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Top 5 Ass Offs of 2023
Zach, Amin and Mayes kick off their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2023.
32 min
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Cinephobe Ep 201: Assassins
Zach, Amin and Mayes all desperately want to be Number One
133 min
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Cinephobe Ep 200: Judge Dredd - Part 2 (with Mi...
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Mike Ryan have been betrayed by the Law, cast out from Megacity 1 into the Cursed Earth.
80 min
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Top 5 Twins
Zach, Amin and Mayes are looking in the mirror for the most dynamic duos sharing genetic material in 200 plus years of Cinephobe.
47 min
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Cinephobe Episode 200
Zach, Amin and Mayes celebrate their 200th Birthday.
84 min
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Cinephobe Ep 199: Amos & Andrew
131 min
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Top 5 Animals
Zach, Amin and Mayes visit the Cinephobe Menagerie, filled with creatures big and small that have captured our hearts and opened our eyes to the magic of the animal kingdom.
36 min
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Cinephobe Ep 198: Deep Blue Sea - Part 2
Zach, Amin and Mayes now must escape from Aquatica as it floods while they are pursued by bloodthirsty eight thousand pound sharks with massive brains and a penchant for buggery.
71 min
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Cinephobe Ep 198: Deep Blue Sea - Part 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Aquatica to wrangle sharks, feed whipped cream to parrots and cure Alzheimers.
79 min
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Top 5 Dangerous Nights Crew
Zach, Amin and Mayes assemble a squad of degenerates that would like nothing more than to slick back their hair and slosh water onto rare cuts of meat after a night at Blue Dolphin before it burned down.
55 min
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Cinephobe Ep 197: Ed
Zach, Amin and Mayes buy Mickey Mantle's Monkey as part of 'The Plan' to turn around a struggling Santa Rosa Rockets minor league baseball team.
134 min
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Cinephobe Ep 196: Carbon Copy
Zach, Amin and Mayes don't lack a sense of the theatrical when a long lost son emerges and reality changes sides yet again.
131 min
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Top 5 Songs
Zach, Amin and Mayes put together their ultimate mixtape of Cinephobe bangers
65 min
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Cinephobe Unlocked: Jack & Jill
Zach, Amin and Mayes are serving up a double helping of Sandler for this Thanksgiving episode declassified from the Patreon.
100 min
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The Cinephobe Glossary
Zach, Amin and Mayes go back in time to explain inside jokes, references and terminology from 149 years of Cinephobe.
127 min
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Cinephobe Ep 195: Harlem Nights
Zach, Amin and Mayes run the hottest after hours club in town and are about to take gangster Bugsy Calhoune for everything he's got.
130 min
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Top 5 Taglines
Zach, Amin and Mayes go through the movies with the dumbest, punniest, and most intriguing taglines in the history of Cinephobe to find the slogans that really get the blood pumpin.
36 min
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Cinephobe Ep 194: See No Evil, Hear No Evil
Zach, Amin and Mayes are framed for murder and forced to heighten their senses.
131 min
100
Cinephobe Ep 193: The Toy - Part 2 (with Roy Be...
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Roy Bellamy teach each other lessons about friendship, fatherhood and love while a harpsichord obnoxiously thrums in the background to let us know there's a message happening.
78 min