Cinephobe
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
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Top 5 Unofficial Awards
Zach, Amin and Mayes come up with a whole new slate of awards, taking inspiration from moments in Cinephobes past, similar to the way 'The Next Jim Carrey' became a recurring bit.
31 min
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Cinephobe Ep 193: The Toy - Part 1 (with Roy Be...
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Roy Bellamy are purchased by Master Bates.
76 min
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Cinephobe Ep 192: Out Cold
Zach, Amin and Mayes are the Kings of Bull Mountain in this faithful adaption of Casablanca that shreds the gnar and lets the bingos rip.
128 min
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Top 5 Accents
Zach, Amin and Mayes run through the greatest accents and voices in Cinephobe history that they would give an A, including whatever you might call the namesake Louis Pinnock's accent.
50 min
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Cinephobe Ep 191: The Dukes of Hazzard
Zach, Amin and Mayes are just some good ol' boys never meanin' no harm in this rubber burnin, moonshine swillin, hootin and hollerin road movie.
119 min
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Cinephobe Ep 190: Congo
Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Central Africa to return Amy the Talking Gorilla to her homeland.
127 min
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Top 5 Hats
Zach, Amin and Mayes are opening their hatboxes and unveiling their favorite chapeaus, lids, bonnets, caps, sombreros, berets, fedoras, toques, beanies, bowlers, pork pies, trilbies and helmets, but nobody called anybody an SP.
34 min
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Cinephobe Ep 189: Men In Black II
It's time for Zach, Amin and Mayes to put on the last suits they'll ever wear...again.
127 min
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Cinephobe Ep 188: The Bye Bye Man
Don't think it, don't say it.
115 min
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Top 5 Worst Picks
Zach, Amin and Mayes assemble to determine the worst movie selections their co-hosts have made in the rich and illustrious history of the podcast.
32 min
111
Cinephobe Unlocked: The Goods: Live Hard, Sell ...
This podcast sounds like the Bus Station from Total Recall.
80 min
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Cinephobe Ep 187: Fantastic Four: Rise of the S...
Zach, Amin and Mayes are all set for the fantastic wedding of the century, when a disruption surfs up and intervenes.
112 min
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Top 5 Deaths
Cinephobe's art is death, and we're about to paint our masterpiece.
26 min
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Cinephobe Ep 186: Street Kings
Zach, Amin and Mayes are slamming one airplane bottle of liquor after another as they climb up the ladder for the movie that wants to be Training Day so badly.
124 min
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Cinephobe Ep 185: Hard Rain
Zach, Amin and Mayes gotta flood for the movie that was a Harper Family Outing in 1998.
112 min
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Top 5 0% Movies
Zach, Amin and Mayes celebrate the release of Simon Sez by ranking all twelve of the movies that couldn't even get a single positive critical review from best to worst.
53 min
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Cinephobe Ep 184: Simon Sez
Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of old style dogs leading a bunch of fanatics trying to get France out of Corsica.
120 min
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Cinephobe Ep 183.5: Waiting... Addendum (with C...
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by cuisine connoisseur Chef Reactions to break down just how accurate the movie really is
48 min
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Cinephobe Ep 183: Waiting...
Zach, Amin and Mayes are not prepared for their first day of work at ShenaniganZ, but luckily the friendly staff is here to remind us that the difference between ordinary and extraordinary… Is that little extra.
127 min
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Top 5 Names
Zach, Amin and Mayes determine the greatest fictional names in Cinephobe movie history, while sprinkling in a few of their own creations along the way.
37 min
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Cinephobe Ep 182: You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Zach, Amin and Mayes want to make the whole world silky smooth, so let's go.
125 min
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Cinephobe Ep 181: Grandma's Boy
Zach, Amin and Mayes are forced to move in with their Grandmothers in the episode that proves you don't need an Adam Sandler appearance to make an Adam Sandler movie.
133 min
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Top 5 Weapons
Zach, Amin and Mayes are opening the armory and emptying the clip for their favorite weapons in Cinephobe Cinematic Universe.
28 min
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Cinephobe Ep 180: Accepted
Zach, Amin and Mayes got rejected from every podcast in the country, so they decided to reject rejection and start their own.
140 min
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Cinephobe Ep 179: The Invention of Lying
Zach, Amin and Mayes are the first people to say a thing that wasn't, and the ramifications from this discovery are gonna change mankind forever.
107 min