Cinephobe

Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!

TV & Film
Film Reviews
Comedy
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Top 5 Jobs
Zach, Amin and Mayes apply for their dream jobs from Cinephobe's bountiful buffet of options.
30 min
127
Cinephobe Ep 178: Almost Heroes
Zach, Amin and Mayes are determined to beat Lewis and Clark to the Pacific Ocean in this ribaldrous romp across the American West at the turn the 19th century, wench.
102 min
128
Cinephobe Ep 177: Bringing Down The House - Par...
Zach, Amin, Mayes and JuJu Gotti like their jello to jiggle and their cell phones made out of Titanium as the house finally gets brought down.
82 min
129
Top 5 Vehicles
Zach, Amin and Mayes are back behind the wheel to determine the greatest vehicles in Cinephobe history.
32 min
130
Cinephobe Ep 177: Bringing Down The House - Par...
Zach, Amin, Mayes and JuJu Gotti are looking for love in Yahoo legal chat rooms in the most unlikely two part episode to date.
83 min
131
Cinephobe Ep 176: Don't Be a Menace to South Ce...
Zach, Amin and Mayes are an endangered species because rappers are taking all the good podcasting jobs. MESSAGE!
107 min
132
Top 5 Worst Dancers
Zach, Amin and Mayes are test driving a new format where they go back through the anals of Cinephobe history to determine their own personal top five lists, and this time around it's the worst dancers of all time.
30 min
133
Cinephobe Ep 175: Encino Man
Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of stoney crusty dudes with mops on top that only care about nugs, chillin and grindage while weazing the juice to the fullest.
121 min
134
Cinephobe Ep 174: Event Horizon (with Pockets G...
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Pockets Graham travel beyond Neptune to board a ship that can harness the power of a black hole, bend space time and travel beyond the boundaries of known scientific reality.
121 min
135
Cinephobe Ep 173: The Ice Road
Zach, Amin and Mayes still have a particular set of skills as Liam Neeson joins the illustrious ten timers club.
109 min
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Cinephobe Ep 172: Fled
Zach, Amin and Mayes are convicts that gotta fled in order to ride Ducatis and recover a computer disk holding financial information for the Cuban Mafia.
111 min
137
Cinephobe Ep 171: The Waterboy
Zach, Amin and Mayes are bayou bound and ready to open up a whole case of whupass playin foosball or whatever you call it with them gargantuans.
112 min
138
Cinephobe Ep 170: Barb Wire
Zach, Amin and Mayes are desperately trying to find a way out of Steel Harbor using fake contact lenses to fool a retinal scanner in this titillating vision of the future.
121 min
139
Cinephobe Ep 169: Speed 2: Cruise Control (with...
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by cruise expert Billy Gil for a thrilling adventure on the high seas.
120 min
140
Cinephobe Ep 168: Practical Magic
Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of practical prestidigitators cuttin' it up in this inexplicably expensive movie
108 min
141
Cinephobe Ep 167: Blacklight
Film Noir! Zach used his wildcard to block Amin’s pick and take us back to Liam Neeson month with a film that consolidates all of his previous movie storylines into a Voltron with a particular set of skills.
114 min
142
Cinephobe Ep 166: Men In Black International (w...
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Marshall Newhouse are suited up to protect the earth from the scum of the universe.
126 min
143
Cinephobe Ep 165: Taken 2
Zach, Amin and Mayes are back to take revenge in the incessant vendetta between Liam Neeson and every Albanian from Tropojë that has ever existed
123 min
144
Cinephobe Ep 164: Taken 3
Zach, Amin and Mayes have a very particular set of skills. Skills they have acquired over a 164 year podcasting career.
120 min
145
Cinephobe Ep 163: Memory
Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of assassins with early onset Alzheimer's disease trying to complete one last job.
129 min
146
Cinephobe Unlocked: 200 Cigarettes
Declassified from the archives, Zach, Amin and Mayes count down to the big ball drop with the final movie of the year.
116 min
147
Cinephobe Ep 162: Can't Hardly Wait
Zach, Amin and Mayes are celebrating with the Huntington Hills High Class of 1998 at the graduation party to end all graduation parties.
120 min
148
Cinephobe Ep 161: Don't Worry Darling
133 min
149
Cinephobe Ep 160: Semi-Pro
When they look back in the anals of history, they're gonna be talking about three things: discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Semi-Pro episode of Cinephobe.
106 min
150
Cinephobe Ep 159: The Da Vinci Code (with Jessi...
167 min