The Horny Housewife
This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!
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EP69- Foreplay, Bedroom Toys, Fantasy Discussio...
freaky fam this Monday is jam packed with all you need to get you through another week. Episode 69 and its only fair we talk sixty-nining, ideal foreplay, how kissing is underrated and how you can level-up! Todays listener questions are FUEGO, we've...
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EP68-Sneaky Men, horny&pregnant, no more quicki...
Today it you and me freaky fam-im TACKLING your listener questions for the majority of the episode. A. We have a woman whose husband is downloading dating apps whilst out of town and she found out via family iPad...HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEMO...she...
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EP67- Ur Freak #, Rim jobs & Microdosing ft. Th...
It MONDAY- a new tradition is here and its tell a sex story to start the episode; todays delightful story time is embarrassing and relatable. Lets call it "big boy stayed too long". Todays topics include determining just how ~freakyyyy~ you really...
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EP 66- Lack of affection, Size Queens, and Audi...
Happy Valentines Day freaky fam! Today Im bitching about Instagram, answering your always interesting listener questions , and reading you a sexy bedtime story. (swingers edition) Todays listener questions; a man who is starved of affection in his...
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EP65- Ambien, Infidelity & Red Flags
Im so glad its February Freak Fam, Im telling you WHY. First were talking my sleeping issues and why the solution is a scary one. Ambien-one hell of a drug. Todays listener questions are about a man with large penis and his ungrateful girlfriend- the...
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EP 64- Findom, Cunnilingus, & the 5 love languages
can all three of these topics be discussed in one episode?!?! THEY SURE CAN. Welcome back freaky fam, today starting off with some topics that have been brought to my attention, ahem, cue #findom- financial domination, where the f&ck have I been? This...
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EP 63- "SEXPERIMENTS for couples" and making fu...
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EP 62- Get laid for Valentines Day, and Sex The...
With Valentines a month away -The Horny Housewife- has you covered! Both the ladies and the men will benefits from my guidance from planning to gifting, what to do, and what the fuck not to do. Listener Questions this week are about increasing your...
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EP 61- possibly getting laid more & stimulating...
Im back with all ze things. Today starting out I'm mentioning that we must manage our New Years expectations of ourselves, a mini hype sesh with the point of "be nice to yourself"- our first segment is 3 listener questions with the topics being: 1....
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Ep 60- painful sex and dead bedrooms.
HAPPY NEW YEARS FREAKY FAM. I won't lie, Iv had to overcome so many obstacles this week leading up to the first week of 2022 but I'm keeping my spirits lit regardless! Today Im diving deep with listener questions, first one being how to approach...
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EP 59- Squirting 101 and IG Disabled.
MOODY MONDAY- Freaky fam- I was in a dark place for this, well actually in sunny Florida and I had to make due. The chaos of being IG disabled has got the best of me, and I'm bringing you not the very best of me. Im starting today off with a bitchy...
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EP58- Pressuring fantasies, shrunken balls, and...
Happy Holidays "freaky fam'-its Monday and today we are strarting off with 4 intriguing listener questions- that cover the best positions for men with penis's on the smaller side, to testosterone and its effect on ball size. Do women care about ball...
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Ep57- Ho Ho gift guide, the ideal BJ, and a DI...
Its almost Christmas so what are you going to get your horny housewife or husband this year?! Ive got some pretty cool gift ides that are SURE to bring a smile to your S.O face=) Whilst giving you the scoop on what to get your lover, im covering the...
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EP 57- the d*ck pic debate and the reality of m...
Moody Monday coming atchya! Im ending the the debate around dick pics and giving it to ya straight, what do women really think of them? If anyone disagrees...I don't believe you. Today Im answering two listeners questions, one coming from a husband...
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EP56-Kinky Sex, Dating Your Spouse & Sexting 10...
Hey freak-a-leeks this Mondays episode is packed with fire sexy tips you'll surely want to use later! Im starting the episode off talking about kinky love-making, what exactly deems sex as "kinky" and how can I get some more of it?! From spanking, to...
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EP 55- Are You Good in Bed? Ft. Audio Erotica ...
Happy Monday Freaky Fam, today Im lightly toasting a listener question, because like Ive always said we keep it 100 here, so sometimes we need to realize when we are the ones being the problem in our relationship. Todays topic is "what defines us as...
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EP54 - The Female Orga$m
Today we talk about the lady parts, the female body, the female orgasm. Discussing the different types of orgasms, the TWO orgasms gaps- one desperately needing to be closed, stunning statistics about orgasms, and what you can do to maximum her...
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EP 53- So you want more sex.
Get out your fucking notepads and I'm not kidding in the slightest. IM BACK freaky-family, and today I'm about to tell you the gods honest truth, as to why your spouse isn't fucking you more. Maybe they hate your guts, maybe they are just seriously...
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EP 52-cuckhold confessions and audio erotica {mmf}
HEY HORNY FAM, Happy Monday, October is over can you believe it?! The Holidays are on the way & Ive got my thoughts on Christmas lights and I think we are a nation divided, or at least a household. FYI Im setting the record straight this week on if I...
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EP 51-Lessons in Getting Laid Pt1. -Foreplay an...
Consider this the first of many "Lessons in Getting Laid", I , The Horny Housewife, and giving my opinion, and hot tips on how to better warm up your partner for the deed; slow motion with meeee. Im working in some burning listener questions, one...
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EP 50- d*ck size, mismatched libidos & cuckhold...
~moody monday~ I went to the MGK concert this week and am telling you I made some bad mom club choices. Lived to tell you. Briefly Im bitching about my Karen neighbors but don't get it twisted I'm here today to answer the mens listener questions, one...
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EP 49 -One pump chumpin. Ft. Jeff Abraham
The Horny Housewife here with- drum roll please- Jeff Abraham aka CEO of Promescent, the OG behind helping men LAST LONGER IN BED! Today we are discussing all things sex, the bullshit stigma around P.E. and about whats available to help the cause....
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EP 48- Who is She?
Who is the Horny Housewife ? MOODY MONDAY here and I Jordyn am pouring my big beating heart out telling you why I do the things I do. Im giving YOU some more insight on..ME. Today we are catching up on life, normalizing life being a cock-block,...
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EP 47-Dry spells ft. more audio erotica
This week horny fam Im back and bringing you PART 2 Two girls One BF -audio erotica version- and I really gave you my all lovers. I hope you're proud and aroused! Its def getting steamy between Sarah, Casey and ze boyfriend bc Casey is giving back...
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EP 46-Verified, Villianized and Heart Eyes
Todays episode Im joined with the co- host of The Raspy Rundown Podcast, and host of A-List with Alexandra, Alexandra Bellusci! Currently in LA working at SUR ( cough cough vanderpump rules), by way of Miami, Alex is talking with myself about what it...
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