The Horny Housewife

The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity. From dating your spouse, mismatched libidos, the male g-spot, backdoor entry, how-to’s for both men and women, no topic is off limits. Buckle up freaky fam I'm mentioning it all, tune in to learn how to be better in bed, more intentional in your relationships, and explore the unknown. Join me every Monday for some guaranteed laughs, no sugarcoating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question.


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91 - BBW love, Swingers, Jealousy, & Polyamory ...
Today we are joined with Joli Hamilton- "a coach for couples who color outside of the lines"-not only do we get to hear her super interesting story of going from a monogamous married woman, to marrying a man in a open marriage-and now being...
79 min
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90 - Fantasy and Roleplay ft juicy listener que...
What annoys you about your spouse? I asked the freaky fam and y'all answered! Im sharing and commentating, lets draw a consensus. Todays listener questions - one mans wife talks pretty dirty in the bedroom but during day hours she won't speak of it,...
53 min
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89-motivated to f#ck, post partum sex, tantric ...
Locker room talk today freaky fam! Today I'm giving you my personal insight on how "I stayed motivated to fuck"-hopefully you'll find inspiration (or laughter) in my answers and opinion.Todays listener questions consist of a woman whose finance has a...
49 min
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88-Monogamy, open relationships ,porn,exploring...
Today Im joined with Heather Shannon, sex therapist, who works with all kinds of couples and individuals. She helps people open up their marriages, or work on issues that arise in ANY type of marriage(monogamous, poly,swingers, asexual etc) We of...
51 min
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87- Separation, Cheating, Disinterested
50 min
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86- unwanted pubic hair, eating her out, handli...
Happy Monday! Todays Im discussing being a normal fucking human being and experiencing being triggered. How do you handle that shit with your spouse? How can you handle it better, what can you gain from these experiences, and how you can make sure...
53 min
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85-dying marriages, insecurity, large labias, a...
Lets discuss the inevitable ups and downs; what resentment unresolved goes to look like in your marriage. What are your options, is it hopeless, and how do you handle it? Next we talk your roster; does your spouse know your #, I polled the freaky fam...
40 min
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84- DMT, A wandering eye, 3somes, and pussy app...
Happy Monday Freaky Fam!! The pateron has officialy launched- link below. Today we start off with me sharing my experience with "the spirit molecule" aka DMT- next I'm discussing the 5 phases of relationships, and then dive into this weeks listener...
58 min
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83- threesomes, stale-sex, and Cock Devotion pt...
Patreon is LIVE link below! Follow me on IG to stay connected @_thehornyhousewifepodcast. Todays listener questions are about a couple wanting to possibly add a woman to the bedroom, they want to know any tips or things to stay away from. One woman...
53 min
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82- handjob technique tips, Dirtytalk 101, and ...
Hey freaky fam today we are learning some TECHNIQUE, in regards to good ol fashion HJ. (who woulda thought), these are sure to spice up the bedroom and build confidence. Speaking of building confidence who doesn't want to get better at dirt talk-lets...
61 min
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81 - the kink she won't give me, shower sex, UT...
Happy Monday-A quick half an hour EP this week- Starting off discussing insatiability in the bedroom. What if we are faced with the question of, what if he/she never is down for "x, y or z" will I just have to get over it, or is this deal breaker...
33 min
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80- a mans cuck fantasy, a not so passionate af...
Happy Monday- freaky fam first off we are diving into listener questions and boy are they juicy- a mans fantasy, one womans married boyfriend, and a sex starved finance. Today I'm so pumped to tell you that we are joined with Susan Bratton aka sex...
77 min
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79- How to be sexually confident, a vibrator ru...
40 min
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78- Milky boobies, wandering eyes, and all thi...
~moody monday~ Todays episode Im discussing lactating titties and all their glory! All former or current breast feeding moms Im sure will get a chuckle out of todays intro, and the men who love breast feeding eat your heart out. It is May aka...
55 min
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77- Remedies to last longer, prudish wife probl...
MORNING MONDAY=) Freaky fam today Im making sure you know why we are here, and why I discuss the topics I do. Marriage can be hard-and real talk is VITAL. Todays listener questions provide remedies to finishing too soon in bed, a common male...
38 min
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76-shit talking, a cuckold giving hints, and ma...
Happy Monday freaky fam
46 min
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75- The men reveal why they watch porn, tips fo...
ITS MONDAY! Today I'm following up from last weeks epsiode on the debate of married men/men in relationships watching porn. I asked the men to give their insight and perspective and it inspired me to take a new approach/look and give new insight to...
46 min
118
EP74- tossing salad technique, getting honest w...
Happy MONDAY! Todays listener questions are about leveling up your rim job technique, whether your tossing hers or his, what you need to know from hygiene tips, to lounge technique I'm giving the scoop=) Another listener question wants to know how he...
48 min
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EP73- Butt Play Basics (challenges, hang-ups, t...
Happy Monday, diving deep pun intended in back door play! aka anal sex. The hangups, the challenges, the poop, the pain- all the things, how to avoid the gross and get to/stay in pleasure land-also we discuss the END of anal play which is commonly...
49 min
120
EP72- high libido women with low libido men& wo...
o the wives who want sex more than their husbands- I stand with you, here for you, and giving you my thoughts and perspective. I could go on for hours, but I dished my thoughts nicely wrapped into a 30 min rant. Today I also discuss women who hide...
49 min
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EP71- dick size solutions, sex after pregnancy,...
Happy Monday Freaky Fam. =) Today Im AGAIN talking about dick size, because the emails don't stop, so lets address again and this time go deeper=), and talk about sexual solutions for the below and above average guys! Todays listener questions...
40 min
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Ep70- Roleplaying, Sexting, Long Distance Loving.
Moody Monday 100%- Happy Monday, today I start off with giving you all the 411 on vagina sunning- just listen nod (laugh) smile. Also a listener reached out in regards to lasts weeks question about pegging, I share her perspective and advice. Todays...
48 min
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EP69- Foreplay, Bedroom Toys, Fantasy Discussio...
freaky fam this Monday is jam packed with all you need to get you through another week. Episode 69 and its only fair we talk sixty-nining, ideal foreplay, how kissing is underrated and how you can level-up! Todays listener questions are FUEGO, we've...
62 min
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EP68-Sneaky Men, horny&pregnant, no more quicki...
Today it you and me freaky fam-im TACKLING your listener questions for the majority of the episode. A. We have a woman whose husband is downloading dating apps whilst out of town and she found out via family iPad...HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEMO...she...
55 min
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EP67- Ur Freak #, Rim jobs & Microdosing ft. Th...
It MONDAY- a new tradition is here and its tell a sex story to start the episode; todays delightful story time is embarrassing and relatable. Lets call it "big boy stayed too long". Todays topics include determining just how ~freakyyyy~ you really...
55 min