Cinephobe

Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!

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Film Reviews
Comedy
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Cinephobe Ep 30: Spenser Confidential
Zach, Amin and Mayes have just been released from prison after 5 years and despite people telling them not to, they just can't help but review this Mark Wahlberg / Peter Berg movie.
84 min
352
Cinephobe April Fools: The Departed
This week on Cinephile, Adnan revisits the film that finally earned Martin Scorcese his elusive academy award for directing.
70 min
353
Cinephobe Ep 29: Double Impact Part 2
Zach, Amin and Mayes return to Hong Kong for the thrilling conclusion of Double Impact. That's right, there's two of them, so put down that bottle of whiskey, just chill out and listen.
53 min
354
Cinephobe Ep 29: Double Impact Part 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes are welcomed to Hong Kong with the 1991 action classic starring the Muscles from Brussels himself twin brothers seeking revenge on the men that killed their parents.
54 min
355
Cinephobe Ep 28: Problem Child
Zach, Amin and Mayes navigate the anti liberal mishegas and overt sexuality of this 1990 kids movie smash hit.
72 min
356
Cinephobe Ep 27: Wild Wild West
Zach, Amin and Mayes are going straight...to...the wild wild west to cross dress, engage in racist roast battles, battle enormous mechanical spiders, and save the United States with the 1997 steampunk western.
76 min
357
Cinephobe Ep 25: Gotti
Zach, Amin and Mayes put on John Gotti's old suits, and they can still smell the cologne.
61 min
358
Cinephobe Ep 24: Jade
Zach, Amin and Mayes dive back into the Eszterhas universe as a couple of lawyers acting like cops on the hunt for a mysterious killer known only as Jade.
64 min
359
Cinephobe Ep 23: Theodore Rex
Zach, Amin and Mayes watch a movie selected by the fans in the Discord, and boy was it a mistake to give the people the power.
74 min
360
Cinephobe Ep 22: Gigli
Zach, Amin and Mayes continue to spiral deeper and deeper into the dregs of Hollywood to discuss the movie that either caused or was caused by the celebrity couple Bennifer (that's Jennifer Lopez not Jennifer Aniston).
76 min
361
Cinephobe Ep 21: 6 Underground
Zach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of ghosts, free to podcast about any movie they choose!
69 min
362
Cinephobe Ep 20: Fred Claus
Zach, Amin and Mayes travel to the north pole for a holly jolly Christmas edition of Cinephobe.
71 min
363
Cinephobe Ep 19: Battlefield Earth
Zach, Amin and Mayes strap in to the learning machine for one of their worst movies yet.
63 min
364
Cinephobe Ep 18: Good Luck Chuck
Zach, Amin and Mayes take a jaunt back to the time when Dane Cook was on top of the world, and the world was made up of MySpace and comedy CDs.
86 min
365
Cinephobe Ep 17: Horrible Bosses 2
Zach, Amin and Mayes bust out their thickest southern accents for this rare sequel that is better than the original.
84 min
366
Cinephobe Ep 16: Showgirls Part 2
The movie so jam packed with nudity it needed a whole second episode to cover every nip and snatch.
68 min
367
Cinephobe Ep 16: Showgirls Part 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes bare it all to discuss the cinematic supernova that is 1995's Showgirls.
67 min
368
Cinephobe Ep 15: Gemini Man
Zach and Amin take on the first movie to get a Cinephobe treatment while still in theaters.
63 min
369
Cinephobe Ep 14: Hurricane Heist
Zach, Amin and Mayes brave the storm of the century to steal a bunch of money bound for the shredder.
66 min
370
Cinephobe Ep 13: The Heartbreak Kid
Zach, Amin and Mayes take a road trip to Cabo and get sick of each other when the red flags start flying.
67 min
371
Cinephobe Ep 12: Hot Rod
Zach, Amin and Mayes jump 15 buses to pay for their step dad's conveniently priced surgery as they crash into this 2007 debut feature film from the Lonely Island.
72 min
372
Cinephobe Ep 11: Swordfish
Zach, Amin and Mayes break the fourth wall to discuss Skip Woods' 2001 masterpiece of cinematic scriptwriting, Swordfish!
87 min
373
Cinephobe Ep 10: Mr. Magoo
Zach, Amin and Mayes review the movie released by Disney on Christmas Day 1997.
64 min
374
Cinephobe Ep 9: White Chicks
Zach, Amin and Mayes put their jobs with good benefits on the line as we break down the 2004 Wayans Bros classic.
102 min
375
Cinephobe Ep 8: The Wicker Man
Completing the Cage trifecta, take a journey with Zach, Amin and Mayes to SummersIsle, but don't expect any of that signature Royal Honey because last year's harvest was a disaster.
61 min