Cinephobe
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
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Cinephobe Ep 53: R.I.P.D.
Zach, Amin and Mayes are frosty and huntin for Deados in this afterlife romp that takes place over the course of 3 or 4 days.
82 min
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Cinephobe Ep 52: The Lawnmower Man Part 2
Zach, Amin and Mayes' minds are like clean, hungry sponges as they strap into the Gyrosphere and overdose on nootropic drugs before projecting this podcast into the mainframe and becoming Cyber Christs.
45 min
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Cinephobe Ep 52: The Lawnmower Man Part 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes aren't into reality reality, they're into virtual reality with this 1992 film that's not legally allowed to connect itself to the Stephen King short story.
64 min
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Cinephobe Ep 51: Mom and Dad
Zach, Amin and Mayes are back in the Cage for this nuanced action horror dark comedy that uses its conceit to peel back the layers of being a washed parent in modern society.
80 min
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Cinephobe Ep 50: The Break-Up
Breaking up is hard to do, just ask the recently rekindled Cinephobe crew. Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes are a couple of podcasters that don't have a goddamn future, and they're taking over by air, land and sea.
75 min
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Cinephobe Ep 49: Wet Hot American Summer
After Amin's dramatic exit from the show, Zach and Mayes pack their bags for the 2001 summer camp comedy cult classic that features horny summer love, lots of unlikely therapy, and all the other quintessential experiences Camp Firewood has to offer.
82 min
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Cinephobe Ep 48: After Earth
Zach, Amin and Mayes return to the quarantine zone for the 2013 sci-fi thriller that teaches us important lessons about parenthood and the dangers of environmental exploitation.
74 min
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Cinephobe Ep 47: Movie 43
Zach, Amin and Mayes scour the dark web to find the elusive, offensive "film" crudely assembled from various writers, directors and actors and sewn together like a sketch movie Frankenstein.
80 min
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Cinephobe Ep 46: Takers
Zach, Amin and Mayes suit up and shoot the moon for this 2010 heist movie loaded with emotional baggage.
80 min
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Cinephobe Ep 45: Catwoman
Zach, Amin and Mayes take a trip to CGI city for the 2004 female empowerment saga that put Halle Berry in a leather body suit to find her true calling.
94 min
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Cinephobe Ep 44: A Million Ways to Die in the West
Zach, Amin and Mayes take a trip to the moustachery in this 2014 comedy that everyone agrees isn't as good as Blazing Saddles (one of the foremost classic comedies of all time).
80 min
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Cinephobe Ep 43: The Adventures of Pluto Nash
Zach, Amin and Mayes blast off for the 2002 futuristic moon caper comedy starring Eddie Murphy as a legendary rill hopper.
80 min
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Cinephobe Ep 42: Ghost Rider Part 2
Zach, Amin and Mayes are the only ones that can walk between both worlds and have returned with the scroll of San Venganza to finish off Blackheart and his elemental demons once and for all.
54 min
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Cinephobe Ep 42: Ghost Rider Part 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes are back in the Cage yet again having sold their souls for this 2007 film that launched the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
64 min
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Cinephobe Ep 41: Tango & Cash (with Stugotz)
Zach, Amin and Mayes hit the showers for this 1989 buddy cop classic and are joined by Cinephobe's first guest, Stugotz of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz.
97 min
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Cinephobe Ep 40: Along Came Polly
Zach, Amin and Mayes are for scuba in this romantic comedy as a risk averse Ben Stiller tackles dating advice, ethnic food, blind ferrets, throw pillows, and horrendous pick up basketball in his pursuit of Jennifer Aniston.
72 min
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Cinephobe Ep 39: I Am Wrath
Zach, Amin and Mayes travel to Columbus, Ohio for a gritty, hard hitting, action movie starring Cinephobe Legend John Travolta.
80 min
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Cinephobe Ep 38: Teen Witch
Zach, Amin and Mayes double dip with another horny 80s teen supernatural comedy.
76 min
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Cinephobe Ep 37: Teen Wolf Too
Zach, Amin and Mayes throw in the proverbial towel with the horniest Cinephobe movie to date.
74 min
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Cinephobe Ep 36: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
The movie they didn't want us to see led to the podcast you just can't miss.
78 min
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Cinephobe Ep 35: Cop Out
Zach, Amin and Mayes turn in their guns and badges for another odd couple cop comedy that serves as indie darling Kevin Smith's first and only sell out.
69 min
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Cinephobe Ep 34: Coffee & Kareem
Zach, Amin and Mayes unite to discuss the odd couple partnership between a foul mouthed youth and a piece of Wonderbread in a cop's uniform
69 min
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Cinephobe Ep 33: Scary Movie 3
Zach, Amin and Mayes open a time capsule chock full of very specific references from 2003 disguised as a parody film.
67 min
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Cinephobe Ep 32: Primal
Zach, Amin and Mayes get back in the Cage, quite literally this time, as they take an elusive white jaguar back to America in the hopes of turning it into a house on Pine Lake.
73 min
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Cinephobe Ep 31: Hall Pass
Zach, Amin and Mayes are given an idea by Joy Behar to take one week off from their marriage to truly awful movies.
79 min