Cinephobe

Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!

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Film Reviews
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Cinephobe Ep 76: Hercules in New York
Zach, Amin and Mayes are running barefoot through Times Square to catch your chariot and deliver this podcast.
94 min
302
Cinephobe Ep 75: Batman & Robin - Part 2
Zach, Amin and Mayes return to Gotham City to find out if the Iceman really cometh after all.
73 min
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Cinephobe Ep 75: Batman & Robin - Part 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes are rubbing ice cubes on their bat nipples to prepare for the onslaught of ice puns unleashed by Arnold as Dr. Victor Fries terrorizes Gotham.
73 min
304
Cinephobe Ep 74: Eraser (with JuJu Gotti)
Zach, Amin, Mayes and special guest JuJu Gotti usually work alone, but they've burned their credit cards and random baby photos in order to record this episode incognito.
116 min
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Cinephobe Ep 73: Twins
Zach, Amin and Mayes discover they were created by a top secret experiment designed to produce physically, spiritually, and mentally advanced podcasters.
100 min
306
Cinephobe Ep 72: Action Jackson
Zach, Amin and Mayes are back in the eighties with Detroit's favorite son, Jericho "Action" Jackson, a former track star with a Harvard Law Degree, and boy does he live up to his name in this one.
102 min
307
Cinephobe Ep 71: How High
Zach, Amin and Mayes are back at Harvard after acing their THCs thanks to help of the Ghost of Exposition present.
93 min
308
Cinephobe Ep 70: Soul Man
Black History Month continues on Cinephobe as Zach, Amin and Mayes take their cutting edge tanning pills and head to Harvard Law School on the Henry Q Bouchard scholarship to learn that it's not so easy being black after all.
100 min
309
Cinephobe Ep 69: Money Talks (with Josiah Johnson)
Josiah Johnson the meme king joins Zach, Amin and Mayes to sing Vic Damone's greatest hits, kick it with Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. , and disguise Barry White lyrics as wedding toasts.
91 min
310
Cinephobe Ep 68: Gone in 60 Seconds (with Nando...
Zach, Amin and Mayes come out of retirement to assemble the crew for one last job, bringing in Woke Bro Nando Vila to help steal 50 cars in one night.
103 min
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Cinephobe Ep 67: Kiss of Death
Grab your inhaler and head down to Babycakes strip club as Nic Cage month continues here on Cinephobe.
92 min
312
Cinephobe Ep 66: Snake Eyes
Zach, Amin and Mayes were made for this sewer and they are the kings. Cage Month rolls along with this 1998 thriller about conspiracy, a blind goody two shoes, political assassination, a married man and heavyweight boxing.
89 min
313
Cinephobe Ep 65: Jiu Jitsu (with Pablo Torre)
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by Pablo Torre to square off one at a time with the ancient alien Brax, who has so much respect for the art of Jiu Jitsu that he never even dares to use it.
98 min
314
Cinephobe Ep 64: Troll 2
Zach, Amin and Mayes close out the year by swapping houses with hospitable Utah peasants in the town of Nilbog.
94 min
315
Cinephobe Ep 63: Money Plane
You wanna listen to three podcasters on the verge of pissing themselves discuss a movie held together by terrible exposition and scotch tape? Money Plane.
94 min
316
Cinephobe Ep 62: Money Train - Part 2 (with Roy...
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Roy are back on the Money Train to tangle ass with the transit twins
55 min
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Cinephobe Ep 62: Money Train - Part 1 (with Roy...
Zach, Amin, Mayes and special guest Roy Bellamy board the Money Train and travel back to a simpler time, when the NY MTA was raking in millions of dollars of cold hard cash a day.
56 min
318
Cinephobe Ep 61: Last Action Hero
Zach, Amin and Mayes have obtained possession of Harry Houdini's magical golden ticket and use it to enjoy all of the glorious fruits this movie has to offer
94 min
319
Cinephobe Ep 60: The Fan
Zach, Amin and Mayes coulda made it to the bigs if only they had mastered the sacrifice fly (the most beautiful play in the game).
111 min
320
Cinephobe Ep 59: Drillbit Taylor
Zach, Amin and Mayes are being relentlessly bullied (by each other), so they've posted an ad in search of a bodyguard.
81 min
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Cinephobe Ep 58: CATS
Welcome to Cinephobe! The jellicle podcast for jellicle podcats you should definitely be afraid to admit you love.
66 min
322
Cinephobe Ep 57: That's My Boy
Zach, Amin and Mayes are reunited with their estranged father just in time for a beautiful waterfront wedding as the Sandler wars rage on.
66 min
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Cinephobe Ep 56: Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
News Headline! Cinephobe's finest prosti-dudes are Amsterdam bound for an all you can eat buffet of Portugese Breakfasts and Turkish Snow Cones.
84 min
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Cinephobe Ep 55: Johnny Be Good
Fresh off a dominant performance in the championship game, Zach, Amin and Mayes find themselves subsumed by recruiters who all want a piece of the latest Cinephobe.
94 min
325
Cinephobe Ep 54: Grown Ups 2
The Rental Wars wage on as Zach, Amin and Mayes dress up like their favorite 80s character and groove to the J Geils Band (sans J Geils).
80 min