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r/Maliciouscompliance Idiot Neighbor Tows HIS O...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP goes to pick up his mom, who lives next to a total douchebag neighbor. The neighbor gets pissed off for no reason at OP, and tells OP to wait right there for a tow truck. So, OP does exactly that and waits right there. When the tow truck driver arrives, the driver assumes that OP is the caller and he tows the neighbors car instead! LOL!</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole for Getting My Own Husband Fired?
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is separated (but not divorced) from her cheating husband who is living with his hot, young mistress. Her husband refuses to sign divorce papers because he's hoping that she will pay him alimony. This tension leads to a blow-up confrontation at OP's work, so OP calls her husband's boss and gets him fired! Now her cheating ex is boo-hooing about his own wife getting him fired. Is OP the butthole here?</p>
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r/Prorevenge Karen Tried to Frame Me... I Got H...
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP recounts a tale where he almost fell victim to insurance fraud. He was sitting in his truck at an intersection, when the lady in front of him reversed her car into OP's truck. When OP get out to confront her, she was already on the cops screaming about a crazed man wielding a tire iron. Thinking fast, OP jumps back into his vehicle and turns the tables on the Karen by pretending to be unconscious and tricking both Karen and the cops!</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance I Stopped Doing My Boss's...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP's boss constantly piles more and more work onto his desk. Then, his boss leaves the office so he can go play golf during work hours. OP eventually gets sick of doing his boss's job for him, so he complains and gets told to do his job. OK boss, sure thing! OP will do HIS OWN job, not YOUR job, which results in the boss getting in huge trouble with the company and eventually getting fired.</p>
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r/Choosingbeggars Seeking Woman to Give Me FREE...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars It's time for another episode of spoiled, out of touch people who don't understand the basic concept of spending money. We've got a guy who is demanding that women give him free breast milk. We've also got a company that is trying to pay people $10 per 4 hours of work, which comes out to $2.50/hour! What an incredible job opportunity! If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit stories!</p>
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r/Entitledparents I Sent My Entitled Dad to Jail!
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has to deal with an incredibly toxic family. His older brother is the golden child who can do no wrong in his parents' eyes. So when OP's older brother steals his car to go hang out with his friends, OP immediately calls the cops on his brother. OP's parents defend the brother and they even try to frame OP for his brother's crimes! This eventually leads to OP's entitled dad getting into a brawl, which gets him thrown in jail!</p>
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r/Antiwork How I Get Paid to Watch Netflix at H...
<p>r/Antiwork In today's episode, OP has landed the perfect job! It's a straightforward data entry position. OP realizes that the job is insanely simple, so OP hires a freelance coder to write a piece of software that will automatically enter all the data. All OP has to do is click a single button, then sit around and watch TV all day while the program automatically does their job. OP literally gets paid to do nothing!</p>
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r/Relationships My Boyfriend has Been Secretly ...
<p>r/Relationships_Advice In today's episode, OP tells one of the most bizarre stories that I've ever encountered on Reddit. Her boyfriend has been cooking a lot of meals for her lately, and she's been getting really sick. One of their mutual friends approached OP at work and warned her that her boyfriend has been secretly blending up slugs and putting them in her food. He even killed her pet snail and fed it to her, and he kept a bucket of dead slugs under the sink. Disgusting!</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole for Refusing to Adopt BOTH of M...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP's sister is a real piece of work. When she was young, she got pregnant and dumped her child on OP to raise. OP has been dutifully raising her adopted niece for years. Then, OP's sister goes out and gets pregnant AGAIN! She once again plans on dumping her child on OP to raise so that she go right back to partying without any responsibilities. Except this time, OP doesn't want to be forced to adopt a second child. Is OP the butthole in this situation?</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance Steal My Phone? I'll Get ...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is trying to purchase a new phone from a retailer. He pre-purchases it online and shows up in store to pick it up, except that the clerk won't give him the phone. Instead, the guy tries to sell him the phone that he already paid for! When OP complains, the guy mocks OP and tells him to call customer support. So, that's exactly what he does and he gets the dude fired!</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole My Daughter Mocked a Cancer Sur...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is the father of a teenage girl who has developed a mean streak. She constantly bullies and mocks OP's new wife, who is a breast cancer survivor. Things eventually take a turn for the worse when OP's daughter buys her stepmom a bra for Christmas... after she had a mastectomy due to breast cancer. OP is furious and punishes his daughter, which causes family members to call him the butthole. What do you think?</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance Stupid Karen Ruins Her Ow...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a waiter serving a group of rich, stuck-up Karens at a fancy restaurant. They're dining out on the patio, enjoying the ocean view. OP warns Karen and her party that it's about to rain soon, but of course they ignore them. Inevitably, the rain starts pouring down, but oh no! All the tables inside the restaurant have been filled! Guess you'll just have to eat out in the rain Karen!</p>
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r/Choosingbeggars Seeking Employee. Will Pay in...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, a bakery is looking for a professional photographer to help build a new website for their store. Are they willing to pay the photographer for his time, equipment, expertise, and editing skills? Hahaha, of course not! No, they want to pay with bagels. Yep, the photographer can take home all of the leftover bagels he wants as a form of payment. Hey, at least it's better than getting paid in exposure, right?</p>
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r/Entitledparents She Called a Paralyzed Child ...
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP is a young girl who is paralyzed from the neck down. She was in her wheelchair waiting at a doctor's office. An entitled parent has her hands full, so she puts her purse on OP's lap without getting permission. When OP calls the Karen out on her behavior, the Karen replies, "Aren't you glad that you can finally feel useful?" Wow, imagine being so entitled that you literally treat a disabled child like a coffee table.</p>
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r/Prorevenge I Got $25,000 Revenge on My Slumlord!
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP recounts a story from his youth when his family was down on their luck and had to rent a place in a trailer park. The home they rented was repulsive. They had leaks, a cockroach infestation, mold, and the entire place was completely falling apart. Their landlord didn't care at all -- the only thing he card about was that they paid rent. So when one of their pipes starts to leak, OP's family doesn't bother reporting it! This leads to thousands of dollars of wasted water and hugely expensive repair costs that add up to $25,000!</p>
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r/Niceguys vs r/Nicegirls I Promise I'm Not a C...
<p>r/Niceguys vs r/Nicegirls It's time for another epic showdown between the sexes! In this video, you get to decide which group is crazier: nigeguys or nicegirls. We've got cringey niceguys who think that women owe them love and affection, and we've got women who brazenly manipulate guys out of their money before ghosting them. If you ask me, each group is incredibly toxic in their own unique way.</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole for Calling the Cops on My Fiance?
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP and her fiance only have 1 car, which they share between them. OP's fiance asks to borrow OP's car so he can blow her off and hang out with his friends on New Years. She shuts him down because she needs to go to work nightshift that evening. Her fiance then secretly steals her car to go party with his friends, and when she calls him out on it, he basically says "Too bad! Just call into work sick." So, she calls the cops on him to get her car back. Is she the butthole here?</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance I Got My Professor Fired ...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP gets assigned into a dreaded group project by his professor. Naturally, his teammate is a complete no-show, so OP has to do all of the work himself. OP tries to tell his professor that his teammate isn't helping, but the professor ignores him. So when the professor fails OP for not working as a team, OP takes up the issue with the dean and gets the professor fired!</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole My Husband Told Me to Wear a Di...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a mother who recently gave birth to her first child. While delivering her baby, she had a very common "accident" in the delivery room. OP's husband saw it happen and was utterly disgusted. He constantly mocks OP for her accident, and even joked in front of their family that she needs to wear a diaper. She blows up at him for publicly mocking her, so then he gets upset that she embarrassed him in front of family. Who's the butthole in this situation?</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance My Boss Ordered Me to Ser...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a server at a restaurant that has horrible managers. The most toxic manager brings OP onto the bakery team, where OP discovers that their strawberries have gone rotten. Instead of throwing the strawberries away, the boss orders OP to serve the mold-covered strawberries, so OP complies. Pretty soon, the entire restaurant is angry and upset at the managers for serving mold-covered food, which leads to the manager getting fired!</p>
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r/Choosingbeggars Cancel My Vacation? I'll Cost...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP's toxic manager tries to screw OP over by cancelling his very important family vacation. OP laughs at his boss and warns that he's going to take his vacation no matter what. The boss threatens OP to work, or else! This prompts OP to get some revenge on this boss by refusing to do extremely critical work that nobody else in the company can do, resulting in MASSIVE fines. Maybe next time they'll try treating their employees with more respect!</p>
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r/Entitledparents My Parents F**k in MY BED!
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has absolutely repulsive parents who use their love life as a way to control OP. They passionately hug in every room in the house, including OP's own bed 🤮. Now, OP feels disgusted in her own home, and she doesn't even have a place of her own where she can feel safe because she knows that her parents have done it there too.</p>
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r/Prorevenge My Boss Stiffed Me, So I Ruined Hi...
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is a star earner at his business. His job is to find high-paying clients for the company. After he gets transferred to a new branch, OP discovers that his new boss is lazy, entitled, and a lying jerk. The boss constantly promises OP that he will give him raises and more help, but then never follows through. So, OP decides to enact some prorevenge and completely nukes the branch office, and making the boss look like the one responsible for the massive failure!</p>
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r/Askreddit What Made You NOT Want a Second Date?
<p>r/Askreddit In today's episode, we have stories from the men and women of Reddit who share why they did NOT choose to go on a second date. We've got stories about creepy men who try to control their dates, insane girls who send out some major red flags, and even stories of people who show up to the date drunk and/or high on hard drugs. Do you have any similar stories about terrible first dates?</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole for Using a Glitter Bomb on my ...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's mother-in-law constantly tries to snoop on OP and her husband. She even sneaks into OP's bedroom to rummage through her private belongings. OP gets sick of the snooping and decides to set up a glitter trap! She places glitter above a door that her mother-in-law is banned from entering. Naturally, the mother-in-law can't resist snooping and triggers the glitter trap, covering her in glitter from head to toe. Good luck trying to argue that you weren't snooping when you're covered in glitter!</p>
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