<p>r/Choosingbeggars Who needs to be paid in dollars when you can get paid in HAMBURGERS AND BUTT MEDICINE?! In today's episode, we've got the deal of a lifetime that you'd have to be a fool to pass up. This choosing beggar wants to buy a car in exchange for free hamburgers and suppositories. Let's be honest, that's what you were going to spend the money on anyways, right? So you may as well skip a step and sell your car. What a deal!</p> <p>Go to ExpressVPN.com/slash to get 3 months free with a 1 year subscription.</p>

<p>r/Talesfromtechsupport In today's episode, the new boss in an IT department decides that he's the most important person there, so he literally steals another worker's email. Unfortunately for Mr. Boss, this new email address gets Very Important emails that must be addressed immediately. The worker tries to warn his boss about these emails, but the boss ignores him. Eventually, the inevitable happens and the company gets into huge trouble because somebody was ignoring those Very Important emails. Since the stupid boss is the one who controls the email account, he's the guy who gets in trouble!</p> <p>Go to ExpressVPN.com/slash to get 3 months free with a 1 year subscription.</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, an entitled family learns the hard way that "the customer is always right" doesn't really apply to the world of commercial air travel. This entitled family lets their spoiled children constantly run up and down the aisles, which leads to a confrontation between the parents and the plane staff. Things eventually get so heated that the the pilot has to make an emergency landing so they can kick off the entitled family. See ya, Karens! Welcome to the no-fly list!</p> <p>Go to ExpressVPN.com/slash to get 3 months free with a 1 year subscription.</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is a skilled cook who has cracked the code on cooking competitions. She knows exactly what type of recipes online cooking competitions are looking for, so she knows how to submit the winning recipe and secure the prize money. However, on one competition, the person running the contest stiffs OP on her prize money. She decides to scam the scammer by tricking him into hiring her for a critical position in the company, and then revealing at the last second that it was her all along.</p> <p>Go to ExpressVPN.com/slash to get 3 months free with a 1 year subscription.</p>

<p>r/Nuclearrevenge In today's episode, OP has to deal with an incredibly toxic landlord and his corrupt wife. OP gets tired of dealing with his landlord's harassment, so he decides to investigate some of his landlord's strange behavior. Why doesn't the landlord just file an eviction notice? Well, it's because the landlord can't legally rent out that property because he and his wife forged illegal government documents. OP uncovers their corrupt scheme, reports them to the cops, and watches as their entire family gets arrested!</p> <p>Go to ExpressVPN.com/slash to get 3 months free with a 1 year subscription.</p>

<p>r/TIFU Today's episode is a wild one... It's a story about how OP obliterated his wife's pet fish. Yes, the story really is as ridiculous as it sounds. The family fish was dying, and OP's wife asked him to put it out of its misery. Does OP give the fish a dignified end? No, of course not! He tries to Thanos snap the fish out of existence by smashing it into a million pieces. Now the beloved fish is reduced to goo and OP's poor wife is sobbing due to emotional trauma.</p> <p>Get $10 in free Bitcoin at Coinbase.com/rslash</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole We've all heard the story before: "It's either me or the pet!" Normally, you expect that argument to be about a cat or a dog, but this time it's about a horse. OP is a horse girl who loves spending time at the farm with her horse. Her new boyfriend absolute hates her horse and demands that she sells it. He even refuses to allow her to spend time at the farm, insisting that she should want to spend every waking second with him instead. Who's the butthole here?</p> <p>Get $10 in free Bitcoin at Coinbase.com/rslash</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has an absolutely insane interaction with a teacher. OP wasn't able to finish a homework assignment because he was literally in a coma for a few days. The teacher refuses to believe him, so she demands that OP does the homework anyway. OP complies by handwriting the homework on hospital stationary, and also includes a few photos of himself hooked up to hospital equipment just to seal the deal!</p> <p>Get $10 in free Bitcoin at Coinbase.com/rslash</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP inadvertently destroys an wedding! OP's friend was cheated on, and then mysteriously her friend lost her wedding dress and jewelry. Later, OP gets invited to the ex husband's wedding, where she recognizes the stolen wedding dress and jewelry. OP alerts her friend, who calls the cops on them DURING the wedding! People are unsurprisingly furious about the wedding being ruined, so is OP the butthole?</p> <p>Get $10 in free Bitcoin at Coinbase.com/rslash</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has an interesting encounter with airport security. He was wearing a jacket without a shirt underneath, and the TSA demanded that he take off his jacket. He tried to warn them that he wasn't wearing a shirt underneath so that's probably a bad idea, but the security guard doubled down. Eventually the manager got involved in this story of airport malicious compliance!</p> <p>Get $10 in free Bitcoin at Coinbase.com/rslash</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars Ladies, are you looking for a man? Well to get this prime specimen of masculinity, all you have to do submit a girlfriend application. This guy is looking for a stupid, submissive girl who will cook 3 meals a day and has no guy friends. To make it even creepier, he's also got some strong opinions about race. He wants a submissive Japanese waifu who will worship her husbando by sending him nudes every day.</p> <p>Get $10 in free Bitcoin at Coinbase.com/rslash</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has a pokemon-esque encounter with a wild Karen! OP was playing a Pokemon game on her switch while she was on her break at work. A little kid sees OP playing the game and asks to play it as well. OP warns that her break is over soon, which causes the child's mother to flip out on OP and demand that she leaves behind her switch so the kid can play on it. OP doesn't want to just hand over her Switch for obvious reasons, so the Karen calls over the manager to try to force OP into giving the Switch.</p> <p>Get $10 in free Bitcoin at Coinbase.com/rslash</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is in a minor car collision with a dude who turns out to be a total scammer. The scammer drags his feet with the insurance info and tries to trick OP into paying him over $2,000 in bogus repair costs. OP realizes that he's getting scammed, so the turns the tables on the scammer and takes him to court, where the judge awards OP $5,000! Be careful who you scam, scammer!</p> <p>Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash</p>

<p>r/Tinder Feeling lonely? Looking for some love and affection? Well all you have to do is download Tinder and experience the joys and wonders of online dating! If you're wondering what Tinder is like, the users in today's episode will show you what's in store, like one guy who wants his date to passionately hug her dog, and woman will absolutely WILL NOT go on cheap dates. Also, you get a whole bunch of bonus dirty limericks from yours truly.</p> <p>Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash</p>

<p>r/TIFU In today's episode, OP works as a waiter at a restaurant. One of the customers gets an attitude and starts smoking in the restaurant, despite frequent requests from management to cut it out. Eventually, OP gets pushed past his limit and he drags the belligerent customer out of the restaurant and throws him out onto the street, injuring him. OP quickly realizes that he massively overreacted and caused a bunch of drama in front of his boss. Oops!</p> <p>Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is an older woman who has an incredibly irresponsible son. The guy is a womanizer who would rather sleep with random women than raise a family. So when her son inevitably knocks up a woman and abandons his child, OP steps up to take care of her grandchild and help her daughter-in-law. Then, OP's son has the audacity to get upset at his mom for choosing his baby-mama over him, even though he's the one who already abandoned his family. Who do you think is the butthole here?</p> <p>Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a hearing-impaired student in a music class with a stuck-up teacher. The battery in OP's hearing aid dies, so he raises his hand to ask his teacher for permission to go get more batteries. The teacher shuts him down, which means OP can't hear a single thing going on for the entire class. Eventually, the teacher hits him with "ARE YOU LISTENING?" and OP can honestly respond, "Nope!"</p> <p>Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has a tradition with his family where he gives them lottery tickets every Christmas. This year, his cousin's ticket was a winner and he won an whopping $50,000. As soon as OP's wife found out about this, she immediately told OP to ask for the winning ticket back, saying that they need $50,000 more than the cousin does. OP refuses, so she calls flips out and gives him the silent treatment as punishment. Is OP the butthole here?</p> <p>Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works with a toxic Karen who is terrible at her job. A new high-level director comes into the organization and immediately realizes that Karen is dead weight. Karen becomes enraged, and turns in her letter of resignation as a threat to try to get what she wants. However, the new boss HAPPILY accepts the resignation letter, and refuses to allow Karen to change her mind. You wanted to quit, Karen, so we're happy to see you go!</p> <p>Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we have this bizarre, unhinged rant from a Karen. She goes on and on about how she wants to change the world by creating some sort of kid's book? Or kid's movie? Or kid's museum? It's not exactly clear because this lady is off her rocker. She expects OP to help her make a free movie/book/museum out of the goodness of his heart. OP tries to give her some constructive criticism, but this causes her to spiral even more.</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP works at an ice cream parlor where scoops ice cream. One little girl asks for bubblegum flavor ice cream. OP warns her Karen mother that their bubblegum ice cream has real chunks of bubblegum in them, so its a choking hazard for young children. The Karen ignores OP's advice, which of course leads to the little girl almost choking to death. OP saves her with the Heimlich, and Karen calls the cops on him! WTF lady?</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>

<p>r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, OP was dating a boy for years until she found out that he was cheating on her! She started chatting with the other girl online, and the two bonded over trashing on their now ex-boyfriend. Pretty soon, they became bffs and started spending all of their time together. OP lost her boyfriend but gained a best friend! Now, the boyfriend has to endure constant ridicule from his two ex-lovers.</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP went on a date with a guy who has some... interesting beliefs. He told OP that girls get periods from their butts. OP was shocked and asked if he was joking, and he said no. He actually tried to argue with her that she was wrong and he was right -- that women get butt periods. OP laughed at him, which led to him storming off and then breaking up with her. LOL WHAT?</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>

<p>r/Askreddit Have you ever been cockblocked or beaver-dammed? This Reddit thread is filled with depressing, frustrating, and infuriating stories about the worst times that people have been SO CLOSE to the finish line, only to get shut down at the last moment. What about you? Do you have any stories to share about times when you *almost* sealed the deal, but got denied in the end? Share them in the comments!</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP goes to pick up his mom, who lives next to a total douchebag neighbor. The neighbor gets pissed off for no reason at OP, and tells OP to wait right there for a tow truck. So, OP does exactly that and waits right there. When the tow truck driver arrives, the driver assumes that OP is the caller and he tows the neighbors car instead! LOL!</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>