The Shallow End

From the Webby Award-winning creators of The Box Of Oddities Podcast comes The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.

Friends since childhood, Lindsay Schnebly and Jethro Gilligan Toth have always shared a love for stories of people doing ridiculously dumb things. They found it wildly amusing as young boys. They still do today. This is your invitation to pour a strong drink and join them for true stories that are tragically hilarious.

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#054: Cutting Off My Underpants
Hold on tight in this episode of The Shallow End as we recount the jaw-dropping tale of a daredevil whose steam-powered stunt took a disastrous turn. Join Lindsay and JG as they unravel the courageous yet calamitous escapade of this Captain Crankshaft, who thought he could conquer the skies with his ingenious steam-powered contraption.Then, we take you on a whimsical journey into the world of a political movement that will leave you gobsmacked and questioning reality. Join us as we explore the eccentric demands, unconventional strategies, and hilariously featherbrained tactics employed by this peculiar movement that involved sparrows and cookware. Join us on this episode of The Shallow End as we serve up a deliciously absurd blend of daredevil disasters and kitchenware-induced madness. Get ready to laugh, learn, and question mankind's sanity in the most delightful way possible!
41 min
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#053: Snack Food, Skunks And Money
First, we delve into the audacious heist that rocked the financial world. Join us as we unravel the astonishing tale of a man who managed to scam a prominent bank out of a staggering one million dollars. We'll take you on a rollercoaster ride through the intricate web of deception that enabled him to orchestrate close to the perfect crime. Discover the unexpected details of his elaborate scheme and how he managed to stay one step ahead of the authorities for so long. But just when you think you've figured it out, brace yourself for the unexpected turn of events that led to his ultimate downfall. Then, a tale of an ill-fated home invasion. We'll recount the story of a home intruder whose obsession with snack food ultimately led to their own demise. Step into the shoes of the unsuspecting homeowners as they find themselves victims of an intruder driven by an insatiable craving. Discover the unusual detective work that led to this snack-loving invader's hilarious arrest.
47 min
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#52: Keep Your Piano Opinions To Yourself
It's the week of Memorial Day and Schnebly and Toth are spending it with loved ones. Please enjoy this encore performance of The Shallow End! A new episode drops next week! Can a messy house kill you? Yes. Yes, it can. Lindsay has the unbelievable details. And then, Jethro discovers that a bit of confidence can carry a person a long way. In this case, right to prison. Episode six of The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill.
28 min
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#052: Bring Me A Backup Monkey
We're serving up a double dose of jaw-dropping stories that will leave you laughing, cringing, and contemplating the perils of unchecked pride. In this Shallow End, we explore the most ludicrous excuse ever uttered to a police officer, followed by a cautionary tale of a man whose ego became his ultimate demise.First up, you won't believe your ears when we unveil the mind-boggling, eye-rolling, and downright ridiculous excuse one man came up with to escape the long arm of the law. But wait, there's more! We switch gears and explore the dark side of an inflated ego. Prepare to witness the mighty fall of a man who thought he was untouchable. All because of his ego.So, whether you're in need of a good laugh or a stark reminder of the consequences of excessive self-importance, this episode of The Shallow End has got you covered!
32 min
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#051: Mutton Chops And Codpieces
In this captivating episode of The Shallow End, we delve into two extraordinary stories that will leave you scratching your head and holding your sides.First, we unveil the hilarious tale of an elusive prison escapee whose freedom came to a screeching halt due to an unexpected twist of fate. Follow along as we explore the mind of this cunning fugitive, examining the choices that ultimately led to his capture. Discover how sheer boredom became his downfall and learn about the series of events that unfolded, leading law enforcement to finally bring him to justice.Next, we unravel the fascinating saga of the Baron of Arizona, a brazen con man who manipulated and deceived his way to riches, leaving a trail of victims in his wake. We'll shed light on the charismatic facade this master manipulator presented to the world. Explore the web of lies and deceit that allowed him to bilk millions of dollars from unsuspecting businesses, earning him the notorious title of the Baron of Arizona.Whether you're a true crime enthusiast or simply seeking a good laugh, this episode of The Shallow End is sure to please. Hear the amazing tales of the bored bandit and the rise and fall of the Baron of Arizona.Regenerate response
37 min
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#050: That Ain't No Way To Treat A Rolex
On this episode of TSE, we'll recount the outrageous story of a drug smuggler who made a daring, yet disastrously foolish move. Buckle up as we delve into the details of his comically calamitous attempt to outsmart the authorities, only to find himself on a one-way trip to the hall of fame for criminal blunders. Next, prepare to be shocked by the tale of an extreme heist that's nothing short of hilarious! This fearless felon took stealing valuables to a new low - literally! Get ready for a whirlwind of laughter as we unfold the epic story of one of the most preposterous pilfering plots in history! Join us for an episode of absurdity as we explore these marvelously madcap tales! Don't forget to hit subscribe and share the hilarity with your friends, as we continue to uncover the most shocking yet entertaining stories on The Shallow End!
39 min
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#049: Thanks, Nudists!
First up, we've got the story of an armed robber who thought he had it all figured out. He stormed into a home improvement store, brandishing a gun and demanding all the cash in the register. Unfortunately for him, he didn't plan his escape very well leading to a most embarrassing apprehension.Then, we've got a group of prison escapees who were so thoughtful, they almost got away with it. Almost. You see, thoughtful doesn't always translate to smart. Join us for two tales of criminal incompetence that will make you shake your head and wonder what the world is coming to.
32 min
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#048: Handcuffing The Teddy Bear
First, we'll be discussing the story of the worst, most incompetent thief you've never heard of. This thief's criminal exploits are so laughably inept that you won't believe they were even attempted, let alone carried out. We delve into the mind of this hapless criminal and examine his botched attempts at stealing.But that's not all - we also bring you the bizarre tale of a man who came up with a truly unique way to try to avoid arrest. This man's unconventional strategy may seem outrageous, but it actually worked - for about 30 seconds. It doesn't end well. It never does in The Shallow End.
29 min
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#047: Never Steal An Old Lady's Smokes
Today in The Shallow End, we follow the misadventures of two teenage thieves who thought they had found an easy target in an old woman. However, things quickly take a turn for the worse when the woman proves to be much more than they bargained for. Tune in to find out what happens when these young criminals learn a lesson they won't soon forget.In the second story, we delve into the fascinating tale of a very unusual bank robber. This person's methods were anything but conventional, and certainly unique. You won't want to miss this captivating story of one person's journey into the world of crime and the unexpected twists and turns that ensued.
30 min
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#046: You Had Me At Howdy
On the latest episode of The Shallow End, we bring you two completely different yet equally hilarious stories. First up, get ready to be inspired by the heroic tale of a modern-day cowboy who saved the day at an Oregon Walmart. You won't believe the lengths he went to protect innocent bystanders from harm.And if that's not enough to pique your interest, we also have the hilarious and unbelievable story of Keith - the man who has been arrested so many times that even the cops are struggling to keep track! We'll share some of the wildest details from Keith's incredible rap sheet, and you won't want to miss a second of it.So tune in and get ready to be entertained, inspired, and maybe even a little bit shocked. This is one episode you won't forget anytime soon!
26 min
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#045: Fantasies and Felonies
In this episode, we bring you two intriguing and wildly different stories. First, we delve into the world of a man with a bizarre and unconventional sexual fantasy that took an unexpected turn. Then, we turn our attention to a daring criminal gang that impersonated law enforcement officials and carried out a series of bold and brazen crimes. Both stories are packed with unexpected twists and turns, and we explore the motivations and consequences of each one. Join us for a hilarious journey into the realm of human behavior and psychology.
30 min
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#044: Bumbling Burglars and Befuddled Barristers
In this episode, we'll explore the world of incompetent criminals and bizarre legal defenses.First up, we'll tell the story of two burglars who made the mistake of stealing a live-feed camera. Unbeknownst to them, the camera continued to record and track their every move for days.Next, we'll turn our attention to the courtroom, where we'll share the story of a lawyer with the most unusual defense for his murder suspect client. trial.Whether you're a fan of true crime, legal drama, or just absurdity in general, you won't want to miss this episode of " Bumbling Burglars and Befuddled Barristers: Hilarious Tales of Dumb Burglars and a Bad Lawyer” So grab your favorite beverage, sit back, and enjoy the ride.
32 min
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TSE043: That's Going To Leave A Mark
There are many types of birth control methods. Some are more effective than others. JG has the story of one man who employed a novel approach to birth control that was effective, but ill-advised. Then, Lindsay regales us with a story that involves sun, sand, and a huge crowd of drunken spring break participants. What could possibly go wrong? Warning! The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill.
33 min
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TSE042: Never Hire A Discount Hitmen
Over the years, there have been people who went to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that it's never a good idea to put a hit on someone. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling.Sleep Better with Cured Nutrition! Click here and use promo code TSE at checkout to save 20%!
33 min
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TSE041: Swap Meet Pants Baloney
You wouldn't believe some of the stuff people try to steal. And the methods they use? Even more unbelievable. Lindsay has the details. Then, JG reminds us to always be careful around an elephant. Especially one that's suffering from constipation. Warning! Episode 41 has been known to cause nasal irritation if stuffed up one's nose.
30 min
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TSE040: Tinged By Theft
JG has the story of a trailer truck theft that quickly led to egg on the face of the thief. And then, there's a right way and a wrong way to rid your house of unwanted pests. Lindsay has a prime example of the latter. Warning! This episode of The Shallow End may cause painful abdominal cramps if swallowed.
31 min
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TSE039: Shamed Into Silencing My Devices
Who's responsible when you promote a major professional sporting event and one of the teams is a no-show? Lindsay breaks it down. And then JG has a cautionary tale that reminds us that some types of behavior while visiting the Vatican are frowned upon. Warning! Prolonged or repeated contact with The Shallow End Podcast may cause itching and irritating rash.
32 min
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TSE038: A Little Bag of Horrors
A reminder from Jethro that it's always a good idea to know what the potential fallout from a planned theft could be. But sometimes things happen that one just can't anticipate. The results are tragically hilarious. Then Lindsay has the recent tale of how one man's behavior ruined his Superbowl experience this year. Warning! The Shallow End may contain peanuts and wheat gluten.
34 min
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TSE037: A Slightly Battered Cash Register
A guy named Ozzie with a bottle of cleaning solvent causes a major problem. And then, it doesn't take state-of-the-art criminal forensic techniques to solve a crime if the perp is not too bright. Lindsay and JG have all the ridiculous details. Warning! Contents of Episode 37 are under pressure and should never be exposed to open flames.
29 min
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TSE-036: Pyrotechnic Litter Box
It wasn't so much the burglarizing as it was what they did with the plunder. JG has the extremely disturbing, yet hilarious story. Then it's Lindsay's turn to remind us that calling 911 should be for, you know, important stuff. Warning! Never listen to the Shallow End while sitting in a tub full of water while holding a plugged-in air fryer.
33 min
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TSE-035: Swallowing Random Marine Life
What do you get when you mix two Australians, a ski resort, and bad planning? Lindsay has the details. Then JG regales us with stories of some very bad smuggling techniques. Warning! Episode 35 should never be re-heated in a plastic tray.
43 min
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TSE-034: Heineken And Freezer Cake
JG warns us to be careful of what we re-gift for the holidays. Things could end in a horrific display of pyrotechnics. Then, Lindsay tells us about a stupid yet polite home invader that really likes chicken. WARNING! Listening to episode 34 is an inherently dangerous undertaking. Make good choices and take personal responsibility for the outcome of your listening! Protect your privilege to listen to The Shallow End by not making the headlines or becoming a statistic.
28 min
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TSE-033: Nostradamus, Copernicus And Elon Musk
If we've said it once, we've said it a hundred times. Stop setting things on fire! Lindsay has details. And then, Jg wants you to know that there's a time and place for drunken golf cart hijinx. Tumble dry episode 33 on low heat only.
35 min
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TSE-032: Flames, Smoke And Noxious Fumes
There are just some things one shouldn't put in one's pants. JG has the blow-by-blow details. And then Lindsay asks the question, " What's the most embarrassing reason to go to the emergency room?" He then answers that very question. Caution: Episode 32's filling is hot.
24 min
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TSE-031: Train Wrecks, Love and Rockets
Lindsay tells us about one of the most popular forms of mass entertainment a century ago. It involved explosions, shrapnel, and twisted steel wreckage. And then JG has the hilarious mishaps of a prankster with little common sense. Warning! Discontinue listening to episode 31 if minor intestinal cramping persists.
36 min