Today in The Shallow End, we follow the misadventures of two teenage thieves who thought they had found an easy target in an old woman. However, things quickly take a turn for the worse when the woman proves to be much more than they bargained for. Tune in to find out what happens when these young criminals learn a lesson they won't soon forget.In the second story, we delve into the fascinating tale of a very unusual bank robber. This person's methods were anything but conventional, and certainly unique. You won't want to miss this captivating story of one person's journey into the world of crime and the unexpected twists and turns that ensued.

On the latest episode of The Shallow End, we bring you two completely different yet equally hilarious stories. First up, get ready to be inspired by the heroic tale of a modern-day cowboy who saved the day at an Oregon Walmart. You won't believe the lengths he went to protect innocent bystanders from harm.And if that's not enough to pique your interest, we also have the hilarious and unbelievable story of Keith - the man who has been arrested so many times that even the cops are struggling to keep track! We'll share some of the wildest details from Keith's incredible rap sheet, and you won't want to miss a second of it.So tune in and get ready to be entertained, inspired, and maybe even a little bit shocked. This is one episode you won't forget anytime soon!

In this episode, we bring you two intriguing and wildly different stories. First, we delve into the world of a man with a bizarre and unconventional sexual fantasy that took an unexpected turn. Then, we turn our attention to a daring criminal gang that impersonated law enforcement officials and carried out a series of bold and brazen crimes. Both stories are packed with unexpected twists and turns, and we explore the motivations and consequences of each one. Join us for a hilarious journey into the realm of human behavior and psychology.

In this episode, we'll explore the world of incompetent criminals and bizarre legal defenses.First up, we'll tell the story of two burglars who made the mistake of stealing a live-feed camera. Unbeknownst to them, the camera continued to record and track their every move for days.Next, we'll turn our attention to the courtroom, where we'll share the story of a lawyer with the most unusual defense for his murder suspect client. trial.Whether you're a fan of true crime, legal drama, or just absurdity in general, you won't want to miss this episode of " Bumbling Burglars and Befuddled Barristers: Hilarious Tales of Dumb Burglars and a Bad Lawyer” So grab your favorite beverage, sit back, and enjoy the ride.

There are many types of birth control methods. Some are more effective than others. JG has the story of one man who employed a novel approach to birth control that was effective, but ill-advised. Then, Lindsay regales us with a story that involves sun, sand, and a huge crowd of drunken spring break participants. What could possibly go wrong? Warning! The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill.

Over the years, there have been people who went to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that it's never a good idea to put a hit on someone. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling.Sleep Better with Cured Nutrition! Click here and use promo code TSE at checkout to save 20%!

You wouldn't believe some of the stuff people try to steal. And the methods they use? Even more unbelievable. Lindsay has the details. Then, JG reminds us to always be careful around an elephant. Especially one that's suffering from constipation. Warning! Episode 41 has been known to cause nasal irritation if stuffed up one's nose.

JG has the story of a trailer truck theft that quickly led to egg on the face of the thief. And then, there's a right way and a wrong way to rid your house of unwanted pests. Lindsay has a prime example of the latter. Warning! This episode of The Shallow End may cause painful abdominal cramps if swallowed.

Who's responsible when you promote a major professional sporting event and one of the teams is a no-show? Lindsay breaks it down. And then JG has a cautionary tale that reminds us that some types of behavior while visiting the Vatican are frowned upon. Warning! Prolonged or repeated contact with The Shallow End Podcast may cause itching and irritating rash.

A reminder from Jethro that it's always a good idea to know what the potential fallout from a planned theft could be. But sometimes things happen that one just can't anticipate. The results are tragically hilarious. Then Lindsay has the recent tale of how one man's behavior ruined his Superbowl experience this year. Warning! The Shallow End may contain peanuts and wheat gluten.

A guy named Ozzie with a bottle of cleaning solvent causes a major problem. And then, it doesn't take state-of-the-art criminal forensic techniques to solve a crime if the perp is not too bright. Lindsay and JG have all the ridiculous details. Warning! Contents of Episode 37 are under pressure and should never be exposed to open flames.

It wasn't so much the burglarizing as it was what they did with the plunder. JG has the extremely disturbing, yet hilarious story. Then it's Lindsay's turn to remind us that calling 911 should be for, you know, important stuff. Warning! Never listen to the Shallow End while sitting in a tub full of water while holding a plugged-in air fryer.

What do you get when you mix two Australians, a ski resort, and bad planning? Lindsay has the details. Then JG regales us with stories of some very bad smuggling techniques. Warning! Episode 35 should never be re-heated in a plastic tray.

JG warns us to be careful of what we re-gift for the holidays. Things could end in a horrific display of pyrotechnics. Then, Lindsay tells us about a stupid yet polite home invader that really likes chicken. WARNING! Listening to episode 34 is an inherently dangerous undertaking. Make good choices and take personal responsibility for the outcome of your listening! Protect your privilege to listen to The Shallow End by not making the headlines or becoming a statistic.

If we've said it once, we've said it a hundred times. Stop setting things on fire! Lindsay has details. And then, Jg wants you to know that there's a time and place for drunken golf cart hijinx. Tumble dry episode 33 on low heat only.

There are just some things one shouldn't put in one's pants. JG has the blow-by-blow details. And then Lindsay asks the question, " What's the most embarrassing reason to go to the emergency room?" He then answers that very question. Caution: Episode 32's filling is hot.

Lindsay tells us about one of the most popular forms of mass entertainment a century ago. It involved explosions, shrapnel, and twisted steel wreckage. And then JG has the hilarious mishaps of a prankster with little common sense. Warning! Discontinue listening to episode 31 if minor intestinal cramping persists.

What happens when you're attempting to steal a trailer, but you're not too bright? JG has the amusing details. And then Lindsay tells us why we should never fiddle about with the weather. Episode 30 is not an actual attorney but a paid spokesperson.

Apparently, there was a recent spate of incredibly bad decisions at a Minnesota middle school. Lindsay has the chilling details. Then JG regales us with a tale involving bad timing, stupidity, and a Chicago muffler shop. Avoid allowing episode 29 coming in contact with mucous membranes.

Some sports fans take things a bit too far. Jethro has the details of this cautionary tale. Then Lindsay asks, "can a house divided stand after all?" Attention! Tumble dry episode 28 on low heat only.

The title for the world's stupidest bank robber is a very competitive division. However, Lindsay may have found a leading contender. Then, Jethro tells us about a bugler who just can't get a break. Attention! If an emergency occurs while listening to episode 27, an oxygen mask will drop down from the compartment above your head.

Sometimes Karma is not so instant. Sometimes it takes decades. JG has the details. And then, Lindsay regales us with what is possibly the most hilarious accident report ever filed. Caution! Listening to episode 26 is an inherently dangerous undertaking. 

Jethro has a surprisingly hilarious story involving a propane torch and a pail of gasoline. And then Lindsay reminds us to never underestimate our senior citizens. Especially those that are heavily armed. Warning! Episode 25 should never be listened to near an open flame.

What do three hapless middle school janitors have in common with Bill Murray's character from the movie Caddyshack? JG has the story of a very resilient gopher who gets the last laugh. Then Lindsay warns us of the dangers involved when you're not a very good smuggler. Warning! Episode 24 is for external use only.