The Shallow End

From the Webby Award-winning creators of The Box Of Oddities Podcast comes The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.

Friends since childhood, Lindsay Schnebly and Jethro Gilligan Toth have always shared a love for stories of people doing ridiculously dumb things. They found it wildly amusing as young boys. They still do today. This is your invitation to pour a strong drink and join them for true stories that are tragically hilarious.

Comedy
Society & Culture
History
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#079: Not A Good Place To Keep Chopsticks
Unpredictable Consequences and Unexpected Justice
35 min
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#078: Santa's Perp Walk
Yuletide Hijinks and The Polite Burglar
31 min
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#077: All On Fire And Stuff
35 min
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#076: Confused Fork Guy
37 min
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#075: Losing Your Money While Not Wearing Pants
27 min
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#074: Underground Ice Cream Sub-Culture
42 min
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#073: Blood And Queso
John Cummings, the Knife-Swallowing Sailor, and Thomas Justice, the Cyclist Turned Bank Robber
42 min
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#072: Don't put that in your Mouth!
36 min
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#071: A Spud To The Temple
41 min
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#70 Wrangling Cattle On My Front Lawn
32 min
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#069: Pyrotechnic Gladiator Spectacle
In our first segment, we'll sit down with JG, a passionate DIY enthusiast whose harrowing tale of a home improvement project gone wrong left him completely speechless. We've all heard of DIY disasters, but JG's first-hand account will have you on the edge of your seat. Whether you're a DIY pro or just love a good laugh at someone else's expense, you won't want to miss this story that reminds us all why some projects are best left to the experts. In our second segment, we'll introduce you to a woman who found herself in a truly bizarre and extraordinary predicament. Imagine swallowing your precious Apple AirPods by accident. We'll explore the details of how this unusual mishap occurred, how it was discovered, and the surprising outcome that will leave you both amazed and bewildered. We'll also delve into the medical side of things, discussing what happens when you ingest such high-tech gadgets and how doctors handled this unprecedented situation.
39 min
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#068: Fine Art And French Fries
🖼️ **Unlikely Art Thieves:** Imagine a pair of art thieves who couldn't be more different from the suave, cunning criminals we often see in movies. Join us as we uncover the unbelievable story of two individuals who, despite their unusual backgrounds and lack of criminal expertise, pulled off one of the most audacious art heists in history. Discover the audacious techniques they used and the artwork they targeted. It's a story that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world of high-stakes crime. 🤣 **The Infinite Stupidity of Online Comments:** Transitioning from the world of high-stakes art heists to the vast and often bewildering realm of the internet, we explore the endless trove of ridiculous and downright silly comments posted online. From social media platforms to forums and comment sections, we've all encountered comments that make us question the collective intelligence of the internet. Join us as we sift through the most mind-boggling, hilarious, and cringe-worthy comments ever posted online. We'll discuss the psychology behind these comments and their impact on online discourse and share some of our personal favorites that will have you laughing out loud.
45 min
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#067: Living Next Door To Karen
In this episode, we delve into two intriguing and cautionary tales that showcase the unexpected consequences of actions taken and ignored. Join us as we explore the depths of human emotions and the perils of disregarding warnings in one riveting episode.Have you ever had a neighbor who seemed to push all the wrong buttons? In our first segment, we share the story of neighbors who took matters into their own hands to exact sweet revenge in the best way possible. Then, we explore the real-life consequences of ignoring critical warnings. We explore the exciting world of low bridge collisions. 178 of them in fact. All at the same bridge that has become known as "Can Opener Bridge.
37 min
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#66: Fruits Of Our Labor Day
It's Labor Day week, and Lindsay and JG are lounging by the pool, sipping drinks with little umbrellas in them and barking orders to anyone who will listen. Unfortunately, nobody does, and it becomes uncomfortable for them both. But at least they have little umbrellas! In other words, here is a command performance of a previous episode (just a fancy word for re-run).
36 min
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#65: Now That's How You Order A Creampuff
Join us as we uncover the tale of two police officers whose insidious partnership takes a devastating turn. As we dissect their questionable motives, we explore their decision to conceal evidence in a way that defies common sense. This desperate attempt to cover their tracks led to a somewhat hilarious result.And then, the story of a Holocaust denier who gets into an argument and a fight regarding his conspiracy theory. The problem is that the guy he's arguing with is an MMA fighter. What could go wrong?
33 min
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#064: High-Tech Problem, Low-Tech Solution
Join us as we unravel the jaw-dropping story of a gang of wannabe masterminds who took their criminal ambitions to new heights - and depths of absurdity. Using state-of-the-art special effects that would rival Hollywood productions, this gang pulled off a bank heist that appeared to be right out of a blockbuster action film. But as we delve into the intricacies of their meticulously orchestrated plan, you'll be left astounded by the comical mistakes that turned their grand scheme into a sideshow. Tune in as we dissect the intricacies of their special effects, their daring escape, and the series of missteps that led to their downfall, proving that sometimes, even the most elaborate plans can't outsmart sheer stupidity. Prepare for a rollercoaster of hilarity as we unravel the convoluted tale of an insurance scam that took a detour straight into the realm of farce. It all started with an incredibly hare-brained idea that seemed destined to succeed. Join us as we recount the outlandish details of this plot, involving a series of events that spiraled out of control faster than anyone could have imagined. And just when you think the absurdity has reached its peak, the story takes an unexpected turn that leads to a climactic confrontation at a local Taco Bell. It's a tale of misguided ambition, laughable decisions, and a fast-food ending you won't want to miss.
40 min
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#063: Arguing With A Vending Machine
Join us as we dive into two riveting stories exploring life's unexpected and unexplored aspects. In the first half, we unravel the hilarious yet cautionary tale of a hapless janitor navigating the corridors of a world-class research facility. Our janitor's journey through bad decisions provides a side-splitting glimpse into the world behind the scenes of groundbreaking science.Transitioning to the second half, we delve into a cautionary narrative surrounding an elderly lady whose house should never be considered a target for break-ins. Discover why even the most daring criminals now think twice before crossing her threshold.
34 min
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#062: Hypothetical Moonlight
In a world awash with sugar-laden treats, have you ever wondered about the extraordinary lengths people will go to appease their relentless sugar cravings? Today we uncover the story of a man in Canada who may have gone a bit too far. Then, they say history repeats itself, and in this segment, we journey back to unravel a quirky and head-scratching blunder from over a century ago. Join us as we offer a fresh perspective on the saying, "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."
32 min
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#061: A Terrible, Horrifying, Blood Soaked Rodeo
In today's episode, we bring you two tales that will leave you in awe of the strange and unexpected ways life can unfold. First is the curious world of a bumbling deer hunter with an unconventional approach leading to disaster and humiliation. Join us as we unravel the hilarious misadventures of this determined hunter, whose quirky techniques and comedic blunders take center stage in an unforgettable tale of unexpected outcomes. Then, brace yourself for the spine-chilling account of a very unusual and dangerous way for a senior citizen to spend an afternoon. We delve into the astonishing story of an elderly individual who defies all odds by embarking on an adrenaline-pumping and questionable journey. Discover the motivations behind this extraordinary quest and the jaw-dropping consequences that unfold. Join us as we traverse the paths of absurdity and curiosity, where laughter and amazement intertwine with danger and the extraordinary.
38 min
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#060: Please Don't Pee on My Toga
Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions in this episode of The Shallow End as we delve into two wildly contrasting tales that will leave you in stitches and fuming with indignation. Our first segment recounts the hilarious and jaw-droppingly silly misadventures of one man's laundry day gone horribly wrong by forgetting the basic dos and don'ts of laundry by employing absurd shortcuts that involve highly flammable substances. This laundry escapade turns into a sidesplitting comedy of errors. Sometimes, all it takes is one person's stupidity to turn an ordinary chore into an epic comedy. In the second segment, we shift gears to a more serious but equally compelling story of a man who embarks on a quest to uncover alleged price gouging at his local dollar store. Convinced that he's being shortchanged on savings, this bargain hunter takes it upon himself to violently confront the store employee. It doesn't end well. Join us as we delve into the realm of consumer rights, price analysis, and the emotional rollercoaster that comes with trying to save a few cents on a can of soup.
37 min
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#059: Squatters And Lumber Theft
First, Lindsay brings you the astonishing account of a person who unexpectedly made their new home an abandoned house. Discover the staggering details of how this individual, against all odds, moved into an empty house meant to be sold. As we delve deeper into their stubborn determination to remain, we unveil the captivating twists and turns that unfold. But what could the homeowner possibly do to reclaim their property? Prepare to be amazed by their innovative and unconventional solution to resolve the unusual predicament.Next, Jethro unravels the tale of a man who seemingly had it all: a majestic mansion, opulent surroundings, and luxurious living. However, dissatisfied with the view from his prized estate, he embarked on a grandiose plan to enhance it further. Discover the extraordinary lengths he went to improve the scenery, only to discover that his actions' consequences were far more severe than he ever anticipated. Uncover the surprising revelations as we delve into the unforeseen repercussions of unlawful logging and the devastating price he paid for his vanity.
43 min
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#058: Cuttle Fish In The Sun
.Join us as we explore the strange and unexpected antics that people engage in while soaring through the skies during skydiving adventures. But one story stands out. It involves skydiving and a pillowcase full of cats. But that's not all! Our episode takes an unexpected turn as we dive into a riveting account of two men who sought to gain an unfair advantage in a fishing derby. Explore the captivating narrative of these individuals who ventured into the realm of cheating in the pursuit of victory. We'll dissect their actions, motivations, and the repercussions they faced for their questionable decisions.
40 min
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#057: Hitman Job Interview
In this episode, we explore two intriguing stories that showcase the remarkable ways in which fate has its own way of serving justice. Join us as we explore the repercussions of illegal parking and the astonishing account of a failed wannabe hitman that leaves us questioning human intelligence. First, we uncover the tale of a man who repeatedly flouted parking regulations, callously occupying handicapped spots without a care for those in need. Little did he know that his actions would trigger a chain of events that would eventually lead to his downfall. We follow the journey of karma catching up with this stubborn individual, revealing the surprising twists and turns that ultimately teach him a powerful lesson about empathy, respect, and the consequences of his choices. But that's not all - we then venture into the realm of extraordinary incompetence with the mind-boggling story of the world's dumbest would-be assassin. Prepare to be astounded as we recount the shocking missteps, laughable blunders, and unbelievable lack of basic skills that resulted in one of history's most hilariously failed hitman job interviews.
32 min
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#056: Fetching Boot Theft
In this captivating episode of The Shallow End, we delve into two intriguing narratives that showcase the strange and unpredictable world of thieves, where fashion sense clashes with a lack of common sense, and meticulously planned heists crumble under the weight of inevitable fate. Our first story revolves around an enigmatic neighborhood thief with an impeccable fashion sense but a woeful absence of common sense. Join us as we uncover the amusing escapades of this mischievous character, who leaves behind a trail of well-dressed chaos. In the second half of our episode, we embark on a journey into the world of professional burglary and the harsh reality that no matter how meticulously crafted a plan may be, fate can play a cruel hand. Prepare to be enthralled by the true accounts of a group of clever burglars whose well-laid schemes fall prey to unexpected turns of events. Despite their ingenious strategies, these daring criminals find themselves trapped in a web of unforeseen circumstances, leading to their ultimate downfall. Through witty storytelling and insightful analysis, Schnebly and Toth unravel the mysteries surrounding these captivating tales, examining the intricate balance between fashion and folly and the relentless grip of fate on the lives of those who engage in illicit activities. Join us on this rollercoaster ride as we explore the dichotomy of audacity and destiny in the realm of thieves and burglars. So grab your headphones and prepare for a thrilling and entertaining episode that combines fashion, foibles, and the irresistible forces that shape the destinies of those who choose a life of crime.
27 min
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#055: An Unholy Congregation Of Seagulls
In our first story, we unravel the bewildering exploits of a man who discovered the most outrageous and, dare we say, downright illegal way to reach the airport. Hold on tight as we dive into the details of his unconventional and unconventional-adjacent methods that left airport authorities scratching their heads. Trust us; you won't believe what this determined individual attempted to save a couple of bucks and avoid a mundane taxi ride to catch his flight!Then, we take you on a wild journey to the picturesque Victoria, B.C., where a Canadian man's one unfortunate decision resulted in an unexpected lifetime ban from one of the city's most iconic hotels. Discover the mishap that took an unexpected turn and escalated into a hilarious chain of events that even the hotel staff couldn't help but crack a smile about.Join Schnebly and Toth as they dissect the intricacies of these comical incidents, unraveling the mysteries behind these "what were they thinking" escapades.
37 min