We Fix Space Junk

'We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant fugitive Samantha as they travel the galaxy, dodging bullets and meeting strange and wonderful beings as they carry out odd jobs on the fringes of the law.

A female-led sci-fi comedy sitcom set in the far future, in a high-tech, dystopian world, We Fix Space Junk draws on the sci-fi of the past, following in the footsteps of Harry Harrison and of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Equal parts love-letter to sci-fi and satire of the present-day, Space Junk is lovingly produced by Beth Crane and Hedley Knights of Battle Bird Productions.

To support the show visit patreon.com/BattleBirdProd or visit Battlebird.productions

Comedy Fiction
Science Fiction
S03E01 - The Lift
Kilner, Samantha and Ms Lamb are floating unprotected in space inside a neurotic lift. But DAX is on his way, and he's brought a rescue team!
20 min
Previously, On We Fix Space Junk...
A quick recap to bring you up to speed and refresh your memory in time for Season 3's release - tomorrow!
2 min
Kalila Stormfire Crossover, Live!
A special episode recorded live from lockdown at PodUK Goes Digital 2020!
23 min
Will We Ever Know?
In this special We Fix Space Junk episode, intrepid truth-seeker Lisa Coney-Smith tries to track down the truth behind that legendary figure, the Rygu Ranger. But she may have uncovered more than she's bargained for...
18 min
"Andy Spark" & "The Library" Live!
Kilner and Samantha are sent to retrieve a piece of mysterious junk floating in space, but it may contain more than they bargained for...
40 min
Twas the Night Before Brucemas
Brucemas comes but once a year, but do you know the real meaning behind it?
4 min
Automnicon: The Brucemas Party (Trailer)
In which a newly-promoted Ms Lamb experiences her first ever Automnicon CEO's Brucemas Party...
1 min
[Trailer:] Escape Gennero's, a We Fix Space Jun...
When Kilner and Samantha stumble across a seemingly abandoned ship in dead space, they think they've struck gold. But not everything is as it seems...
1 min
Micro Bytes Episode 8: Haroldson's New Best Friend
In the eighth and final episode of Micro Bytes, Jault has a whole new problem to deal with...
5 min
Micro Bytes Episode 7: Buttery and Charismatic
In which we hear the lament of the Popcorn People. Will they ever be able to find an original idea?
8 min
Micro Bytes Episode 6: Penne Al Dente
A prequel, in which repairman Penne is on a desperate mission for a decent nap...
11 min
Micro Bytes Episode 5: An Incredibly Perilous M...
In which FRINGO faces his toughest challenge yet...
4 min
Micro Bytes Episode 4: Killer Queens
In which we catch up with Queens Flora and Daphne and the aftermath of their fight with the fraudulent killer robots. Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal… We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy. Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. CastJulia SchifiniJordan CobbChris MontagueHedley KnightsSupport Battle Bird Productions on Patreon!Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunktwitter.com/battlebirdprodtwitter.com/Automniconfacebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunkfacebook.com/BattleBirdProdbattlebird.productions Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings, visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts.
7 min
Micro Bytes Episode 3: Couture or Not Couture
In which we take a visit to the past, with Samantha Trapp's obscenely popular vlog series...
6 min
Micro Bytes Episode 2: Terrible Flammable Alchemy
In which C0FF:E serves an unexpected customer...
6 min
Micro Bytes Episode 1: A Gift For A Friend
In which Jault wakes up to an unpleasant surprise.
4 min
[Trailer] We Fix Space Junk: Micro Bytes
Micro Bytes is a series of shorts featuring a variety of familiar faces from the past two seasons!
0 min
[Trailer] The Great Easter Space Train Robbery
A trailer for our Easter Special, out now!
0 min
Automnicon: The Intern - Coming Soon!
Automnicon: The Intern
1 min
Haroldson's First Brucemas
Suprise! A special Brucemas episode featuring the crew of the Yi-Ki-Yay!
6 min
S02E08 - The Socialite and the Cyborg
In the final episode of Season Two, Kilner and Samantha visit Automnicon Headquarters and DAX plays a game.
19 min
S02E07 - Diamorphically Lackadaisical
In which Kilner and Samantha get distracted by the Beautiful People and Samantha gets stuck in a room.
17 min
S02E06 - The Lonely Ark
In which Kilner and Samantha make a new friend and DAX makes a mistake.
25 min
S02E05 - A Cure for Bindweed
In which an old friend resurfaces, legs are broken and moonshine is drunk.
25 min
S02E04 - Hero Complex
In which Samantha meets an old classmate and Kilner loses a toolbox. Elsewhere, Dax refuses to talk to a fridge.
30 min