We Fix Space Junk

'We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant fugitive Samantha as they travel the galaxy, dodging bullets and meeting strange and wonderful beings as they carry out odd jobs on the fringes of the law.

A female-led sci-fi comedy sitcom set in the far future, in a high-tech, dystopian world, We Fix Space Junk draws on the sci-fi of the past, following in the footsteps of Harry Harrison and of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Equal parts love-letter to sci-fi and satire of the present-day, Space Junk is lovingly produced by Beth Crane and Hedley Knights of Battle Bird Productions.

To support the show visit patreon.com/BattleBirdProd or visit Battlebird.productions

Comedy Fiction
Science Fiction
News! About The We Fix Space Junk Anniversary L...
We're turning Four!
1 min
The Brucemas Tree: A We Fix Space Junk Brucemas...
A We Fix Space Junk Brucemas Special
12 min
(TRAILER) The Levelling Feast: A Marilyn's Diar...
1 min
Introducing: A Christmas Caper, starring Beth C...
53 min
Trailer: A Series of Spooky Space Tales: The We...
0 min
Introducing... Realms of Peril & Glory, and Vael!
We hope you enjoyed the second season of Marilyn's Diary! We're now hard at work on the Halloween Special, and we're already working on the outlines for We Fix Space Junk Season Four!But in the meantime, we just wanted to let you know about a really cool new show from some dear friends of ours.Zachary Fortais-Gomm, creator of the Orphans, recently started a new podcast, RPG - Realms of Peril and Glory. It features some of our absolute favourite people doing one of our favourite things -- playing RPGs.Their first season, Vael, is an epic mystery thriller, set in New Harbour, a city of magic, monsters and machines. They've got five episodes out so far and a new episode coming every Wednesday.The format for Vael is really cool -- while Zack sets the scene as the Game Master, James Barbarossa plays all of the NPCs. At the table are Laura Girling, Maddy Searle, Liz Campbell and Pip Gladwin, whose voices can be heard on shows such as Victoriocity, Wooden Overcoats, Prickwillow Papers and, in fact, We Fix Space Junk!It's fully scored and sound designed in a way that really brings you into the action. We've really loved listening and we think you'll love it too.And if that wasn't enough, you'll be able to hear both of us in future seasons!So, here it is! Episode one of Vael, from RPG: Realms of Peril & Glory.If you like what you hear -- and we hope you do! -- you can find Realms of Peril & Glory on any podcatcher you like or by clicking this link! The episode transcript is available here.Enjoy!
80 min
Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E08
In which Marilyn and Computer run into some unexpected problems on Gontano...
18 min
Introducing... The Never Rad Miscellany!
Hello! So we hope you're looking forward to the season finale. Things are getting a little tense!In the meantime, we wanted to introduce you to a new show. If you like We Fix Space Junk, we think you'll like this one too.The Never Rad Miscellany is a sci-fi anthology series. It was created by veteran producer Conrad Miszuk, of Kakos Industries.It creates a wide variety of audio fiction, including one-off stories and ongoing series, such as A Gentleman About Space, the episode we're about to play you now.The majority of The Never Rad Miscellany is recorded in front of a live studio audience in Pheonix, Arizona.If you want to hear more, you can find The Never Rad Miscellany wherever you get your podcasts or at www.neverrad.com.
25 min
Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E07
In which Marilyn and Computer set foot on Gontano for the first time.DOWNLOAD THE TRANSCRIPT AND READ CONTENT WARNINGS HERELOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK?You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal!If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page!We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages!Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.CastFrancesca Mintowt-CzyzJames CarneyTy CorrJade CashChastity BrownHedley KnightsFIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIAtwitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunktwitter.com/battlebirdprodtwitter.com/Automniconfacebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunkfacebook.com/BattleBirdProdinstagram.com/battlebirdproductionswefixspacejunk.tumblr.comtiktok.com/@wefixspacejunkbattlebird.productions
23 min
Introducing... The Critshow!
Hello! We hope you've been enjoying Marilyn's adventures and you're excited to see what happens when she finally lands on Gontano. Episode seven will be dropping next week as scheduled, but this week we want to introduce you to another show from the Fable and Folly network. They're called The Critshow and they're a fantastic Monster of the Week Actual Play Podcast. They combine humour, horror and drama, winding up with a tone like Supernatural, Buffy, Ash vs the Evil Dead and Twin Peaks. One of the things we find really interesting is that the players play as themselves; Jake, Tass and TJ are alternate reality versions of themselves, making their reactions genuine. This episode is called The Halifax, and it's an introduction to The Critshow's "Other Side of the Coin" universe. The Keeper, Rev, will introduce you to the players as they accept a mission from the Indianapolis Paranormal Taskforce. And if you like what you hear, you can find The Critshow on the podcatcher of your choice or at thecritshowpodcast.com.
45 min
Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E06
In which Marilyn and Computer make some new friends.
10 min
Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E05
In which Marilyn and Computer have an unlikely nautical encounter.
10 min
Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E04
Marilyn and Computer visit Earth 2.
16 min
Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E03
Marilyn and Computer visit a planet which carries out a very curious trade...
11 min
Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E02
When Marilyn and Computer land on a new planet, they encounter a whole new way of thinking. Whether it's a good way of thinking is yet to be decided...READ THE TRANSCRIPT HEREThinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal…We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.CastFrancesca Mintowt-CzyzJames CarneyLem GradyWe’re also all over social media!We Fix Space Junk: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ tumblrBattle Bird Productions: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagramAutomnicon: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram
13 min
Behind the scenes of Marilyn's Diary, brought t...
Beth and Hedley sat down with Sean Howard (of the wonderful Alba Salix and the Fable & Folly Network) to talk about Marilyn's Diary, the production process and newsletters. Want to start a newsletter of your own? AWeber can help! You can start your own newsletter today -- free for the first 500 subscribers -- at aweber.com/SPACEJUNK. Want to try out some of the pro functions? Try out a pro account for free for a whole month by entering the promo code PRO30FF!
33 min
Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E01
When Marilyn first stepped into her new ship, Computer at her side, she assumed her journey home would be quick and easy. Unfortunately, someone had other ideas...READ THE TRANSCRIPT HEREThinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal… We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.CastFrancesca Mintowt-CzyzJames CarneyWe’re also all over social media!We Fix Space Junk: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ tumblrBattle Bird Productions: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagramAutomnicon: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram
16 min
Marilyn's Diary News! And Introducing: Realm
Been waiting for news on our next series release? Wait no longer!
31 min
Mr King's Brucemas Card List
It's Brucemas Eve, and Mr King is writing his Brucemas cards...
6 min
[Trailer] The Ghosts of Brucemas Past
Kilner and Samantha are gearing up for a perfectly normal Brucemas Eve. They’re tucked up in their bunk beds, snoring away. But what they weren’t expecting was the arrival of a certain festive ghost…
1 min
End of Season update! And introducing: Civilized
The season has finished! So we've got a couple of updates and we also want to recommend a friend!
13 min
S03E08 - The Reviewer
This season's finale, in which Samantha rescues an old friend and Kilner is faced with a challenge...
22 min
S03E07 - A View Of A Kill
When Kilner and Samantha are charged with entertaining the visiting princess of a peace-loving race, they think they're in for an easy ride. Unfortunately, the princess has other ideas...
24 min
[Trailer:] Halloween Special 2020
Our Halloween Special: "A Night in On The Hill House" is available for pre order now!
1 min
S03 E06 - The Phantom Eye
When Kilner and Samantha are sent to retrieve a team of stranded archaeologists, they find a world that is a little more atmospheric than they were prepared for.
30 min
Introducing: Dumbgeons and Dragons
An update about Halloween and an intro to one of our favourite Actual Play Podcasts
54 min
S03E05 - The Tank
When Kilner and Samantha set off on a seemingly easy job - deliver a mysterious tank from one lab to another - they soon find that things are going to be a little more complicated than they hoped...
18 min
Introducing Sleep With Me Podcast in a We Fix S...
In this special crossover episode, Dearest Scooter of the amazing Sleep With Me podcast retells the first two episodes of We Fix Space Junk with a sleepy spin.
57 min
S03E04 - Relaxing at The Perfecticon Spa
When Kilner and Samantha are told their next job is just to relax at a spa, they are right to be a little suspicious.
25 min
Introducing: Brimstone Valley Mall
In between episodes, we're going to be running some tasters of shows we love. Here's the first: Brimstone Valley Mall!
2 min
S03E03 - The Starship Titanic
The Starship Titanic is, as its name suggests, sinking. But can Kilner and Samantha save their assigned rescuees in time?
14 min
S03E02 - A Matter Of Gravity
In which things get a little heavy for Kilner and Samantha...
27 min
S03E01 - The Lift
Kilner, Samantha and Ms Lamb are floating unprotected in space inside a neurotic lift. But DAX is on his way, and he's brought a rescue team!
20 min
Previously, On We Fix Space Junk...
A quick recap to bring you up to speed and refresh your memory in time for Season 3's release - tomorrow!
2 min
Kalila Stormfire Crossover, Live!
A special episode recorded live from lockdown at PodUK Goes Digital 2020!
23 min
Will We Ever Know?
In this special We Fix Space Junk episode, intrepid truth-seeker Lisa Coney-Smith tries to track down the truth behind that legendary figure, the Rygu Ranger. But she may have uncovered more than she's bargained for...
18 min
"Andy Spark" & "The Library" Live!
Kilner and Samantha are sent to retrieve a piece of mysterious junk floating in space, but it may contain more than they bargained for...
40 min
Twas the Night Before Brucemas
Brucemas comes but once a year, but do you know the real meaning behind it?
4 min
Automnicon: The Brucemas Party (Trailer)
In which a newly-promoted Ms Lamb experiences her first ever Automnicon CEO's Brucemas Party...
1 min
[Trailer:] Escape Gennero's, a We Fix Space Jun...
When Kilner and Samantha stumble across a seemingly abandoned ship in dead space, they think they've struck gold. But not everything is as it seems...
1 min
A quick Space Junk update!
Audio Verse Awards, PodTales and Halloween.
1 min
Micro Bytes Episode 8: Haroldson's New Best Friend
In the eighth and final episode of Micro Bytes, Jault has a whole new problem to deal with...
5 min
Micro Bytes Episode 7: Buttery and Charismatic
In which we hear the lament of the Popcorn People. Will they ever be able to find an original idea?
8 min
Micro Bytes Episode 6: Penne Al Dente
A prequel, in which repairman Penne is on a desperate mission for a decent nap...
11 min
Micro Bytes Episode 5: An Incredibly Perilous M...
In which FRINGO faces his toughest challenge yet...
4 min
Micro Bytes Episode 4: Killer Queens
In which we catch up with Queens Flora and Daphne and the aftermath of their fight with the fraudulent killer robots. Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal… We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy. Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. CastJulia SchifiniJordan CobbChris MontagueHedley KnightsSupport Battle Bird Productions on Patreon!Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunktwitter.com/battlebirdprodtwitter.com/Automniconfacebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunkfacebook.com/BattleBirdProdbattlebird.productions Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings, visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts.
7 min
Micro Bytes Episode 3: Couture or Not Couture
In which we take a visit to the past, with Samantha Trapp's obscenely popular vlog series...
6 min
Micro Bytes Episode 2: Terrible Flammable Alchemy
In which C0FF:E serves an unexpected customer...
6 min
Micro Bytes Episode 1: A Gift For A Friend
In which Jault wakes up to an unpleasant surprise.
4 min
[Trailer] We Fix Space Junk: Micro Bytes
Micro Bytes is a series of shorts featuring a variety of familiar faces from the past two seasons!
0 min
Comicasts Trailer 2019 / What Audio Fiction Mea...
Here's a list of the shows taking part in #MCMComicCasts - click the links to subscribe!Middle: BelowThe 12:37The OrphansWe Fix Space JunkThe Prickwillow PapersMarsCorpThe Infinite BadThe Monster HuntersDiary of a Space ArchivistOblivityEscape Artists IncWooden OvercoatsVictoriocityTales from the Aletheian SocietyOr check out the #MCMComicCasts page for a full list of these shows and how to support them at http://bit.ly/MCMComicCasts
7 min
[Trailer] The Great Easter Space Train Robbery
A trailer for our Easter Special, out now!
0 min
Automnicon: The Intern - Coming Soon!
Automnicon: The Intern
1 min
Haroldson's First Brucemas
Suprise! A special Brucemas episode featuring the crew of the Yi-Ki-Yay!
6 min
S02E08 - The Socialite and the Cyborg
In the final episode of Season Two, Kilner and Samantha visit Automnicon Headquarters and DAX plays a game.
19 min
S02E07 - Diamorphically Lackadaisical
In which Kilner and Samantha get distracted by the Beautiful People and Samantha gets stuck in a room.
17 min
S02E06 - The Lonely Ark
In which Kilner and Samantha make a new friend and DAX makes a mistake.
25 min
S02E05 - A Cure for Bindweed
In which an old friend resurfaces, legs are broken and moonshine is drunk.
25 min
S02E04 - Hero Complex
In which Samantha meets an old classmate and Kilner loses a toolbox. Elsewhere, Dax refuses to talk to a fridge.
30 min
S02E03 - Return of the Princess
In which Kilner and Samantha see an old friend and Haroldson makes a new one.
18 min
S02E02 - Sensory Overload
In which Kilner loses the last of her peanut butter, Ms Lamb fails to make a sale and Fringo gets his new ship.
18 min
S02E01 - Digital Biological Interface
In which DAX finds himself at the mercy of RINGO and Kilner and Samantha find themselves at the mercy of something that is, perhaps, far worse…
18 min
#IPM2018: Driving Lessons
In which Haroldson tries to learn to fly the Yi-Ki-Yay...
8 min
Marilyn's Diary Episode 8
The final entry in Marilyn's Diary
6 min
Marilyn's Diary Episode 7
The penultimate episode... part one of two.
7 min
Marilyn's Diary Episode 6
In which Marilyn and Computer go through a junk drawer.
8 min
Marilyn's Diary Episode 5
In which Marilyn and Computer watch a movie...
9 min
Marilyn's Diary Episode 4
In which Marilyn tries to find out the meaning of 'fun'.
6 min
Marilyn's Diary Episode 3
In which Marilyn goes on a harrowing adventure...
13 min
Marilyn's Diary Episode 2
This week Marilyn learns about A.I.s, humans, love and coffee shops.
10 min
Marilyn's Diary Episode 1
In which Marilyn gets to grip with her new life...
10 min
Marilyn's Diary Trailer
The trailer for our new mini-series, Marilyn's Diary, coming on June 18th!
1 min
S01E08 - The Awakening
In the final episode of We Fix Space Junk Season One, Kilner, Samantha and DAX find themselves at the mercy of a mysterious interloper...
14 min
S01E07 - Unplanned Parenthood
This week Kilner accidentally creates a new species and Samantha skypes an old friend.
22 min
S01E06 - The Trainer, The Leech and The Mortgage
This week Samantha tries to keep fit and Kilner tries to buy a house. It doesn't go well.
15 min
S01E05 - The Third Repairman
This week Kilner has a blast from the past - in more ways than one - as our two repairmen visit a mining planet and meet a third...
17 min
S01E04 - An Unsubtle Utopia
This week, Samantha meets a critic and Kilner fixes a transmitter.
18 min
S01E03 - The Popcorn Men of Entertania III
This week, Kilner repairs a projector and Samantha is chased by sentient food.
13 min
S01E02 - The Flight of The Submarine
In this week's episode, Samantha is betrayed and Kilner talks about crocodiles.
13 min
S01E01 - Escape From Hargan IV
In which Kilner picks up a suspect package and Samantha flees from the law.
13 min
We Fix Space Junk S01 E00 - Series Trailer
We are ecstatic to announce our first episode will be released in less than a week!
2 min