We Fix Space Junk

'We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant fugitive Samantha as they travel the galaxy, dodging bullets and meeting strange and wonderful beings as they carry out odd jobs on the fringes of the law.

A female-led sci-fi comedy sitcom set in the far future, in a high-tech, dystopian world, We Fix Space Junk draws on the sci-fi of the past, following in the footsteps of Harry Harrison and of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Equal parts love-letter to sci-fi and satire of the present-day, Space Junk is lovingly produced by Beth Crane and Hedley Knights of Battle Bird Productions.

To support the show visit patreon.com/BattleBirdProd or visit Battlebird.productions

Fiction
Comedy Fiction
Science Fiction
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The Hollow Battery: A We Fix Space Junk Hallowe...
A We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special!
1 min
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The Brucemas Tree: A We Fix Space Junk Brucemas...
A We Fix Space Junk Brucemas Special
12 min
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(TRAILER) The Levelling Feast: A Marilyn's Diar...
1 min
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Trailer: A Series of Spooky Space Tales: The We...
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Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E08
In which Marilyn and Computer run into some unexpected problems on Gontano...
18 min
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Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E07
In which Marilyn and Computer set foot on Gontano for the first time.DOWNLOAD THE TRANSCRIPT AND READ CONTENT WARNINGS HERELOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK?You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal!If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page!We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages!Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.CastFrancesca Mintowt-CzyzJames CarneyTy CorrJade CashChastity BrownHedley KnightsFIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIAtwitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunktwitter.com/battlebirdprodtwitter.com/Automniconfacebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunkfacebook.com/BattleBirdProdinstagram.com/battlebirdproductionswefixspacejunk.tumblr.comtiktok.com/@wefixspacejunkbattlebird.productions
23 min
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Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E06
In which Marilyn and Computer make some new friends.
10 min
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Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E05
In which Marilyn and Computer have an unlikely nautical encounter.
10 min
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Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E04
Marilyn and Computer visit Earth 2.
16 min
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Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E03
Marilyn and Computer visit a planet which carries out a very curious trade...
11 min
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Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E02
When Marilyn and Computer land on a new planet, they encounter a whole new way of thinking. Whether it's a good way of thinking is yet to be decided...READ THE TRANSCRIPT HEREThinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal…We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.CastFrancesca Mintowt-CzyzJames CarneyLem GradyWe’re also all over social media!We Fix Space Junk: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ tumblrBattle Bird Productions: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagramAutomnicon: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram
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Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E01
When Marilyn first stepped into her new ship, Computer at her side, she assumed her journey home would be quick and easy. Unfortunately, someone had other ideas...READ THE TRANSCRIPT HEREThinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal… We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.CastFrancesca Mintowt-CzyzJames CarneyWe’re also all over social media!We Fix Space Junk: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ tumblrBattle Bird Productions: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagramAutomnicon: twitter ¦ facebook ¦ instagram
16 min
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Mr King's Brucemas Card List
It's Brucemas Eve, and Mr King is writing his Brucemas cards...
6 min
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[Trailer] The Ghosts of Brucemas Past
Kilner and Samantha are gearing up for a perfectly normal Brucemas Eve. They’re tucked up in their bunk beds, snoring away. But what they weren’t expecting was the arrival of a certain festive ghost…
1 min
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[Trailer:] Halloween Special 2020
Our Halloween Special: "A Night in On The Hill House" is available for pre order now!
1 min
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Introducing Sleep With Me Podcast in a We Fix S...
In this special crossover episode, Dearest Scooter of the amazing Sleep With Me podcast retells the first two episodes of We Fix Space Junk with a sleepy spin.
57 min
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S03E08 - The Reviewer
This season's finale, in which Samantha rescues an old friend and Kilner is faced with a challenge...
22 min
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S03E07 - A View Of A Kill
When Kilner and Samantha are charged with entertaining the visiting princess of a peace-loving race, they think they're in for an easy ride. Unfortunately, the princess has other ideas...
24 min
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S03 E06 - The Phantom Eye
When Kilner and Samantha are sent to retrieve a team of stranded archaeologists, they find a world that is a little more atmospheric than they were prepared for.
30 min
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S03E05 - The Tank
When Kilner and Samantha set off on a seemingly easy job - deliver a mysterious tank from one lab to another - they soon find that things are going to be a little more complicated than they hoped...
18 min
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S03E04 - Relaxing at The Perfecticon Spa
When Kilner and Samantha are told their next job is just to relax at a spa, they are right to be a little suspicious.
25 min
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S03E03 - The Starship Titanic
The Starship Titanic is, as its name suggests, sinking. But can Kilner and Samantha save their assigned rescuees in time?
14 min
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S03E02 - A Matter Of Gravity
In which things get a little heavy for Kilner and Samantha...
27 min
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S03E01 - The Lift
Kilner, Samantha and Ms Lamb are floating unprotected in space inside a neurotic lift. But DAX is on his way, and he's brought a rescue team!
20 min
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Previously, On We Fix Space Junk...
A quick recap to bring you up to speed and refresh your memory in time for Season 3's release - tomorrow!
2 min
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Kalila Stormfire Crossover, Live!
A special episode recorded live from lockdown at PodUK Goes Digital 2020!
23 min
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Will We Ever Know?
In this special We Fix Space Junk episode, intrepid truth-seeker Lisa Coney-Smith tries to track down the truth behind that legendary figure, the Rygu Ranger. But she may have uncovered more than she's bargained for...
18 min
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"Andy Spark" & "The Library" Live!
Kilner and Samantha are sent to retrieve a piece of mysterious junk floating in space, but it may contain more than they bargained for...
40 min
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Twas the Night Before Brucemas
Brucemas comes but once a year, but do you know the real meaning behind it?
4 min
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Automnicon: The Brucemas Party (Trailer)
In which a newly-promoted Ms Lamb experiences her first ever Automnicon CEO's Brucemas Party...
1 min
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[Trailer:] Escape Gennero's, a We Fix Space Jun...
When Kilner and Samantha stumble across a seemingly abandoned ship in dead space, they think they've struck gold. But not everything is as it seems...
1 min
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Micro Bytes Episode 8: Haroldson's New Best Friend
In the eighth and final episode of Micro Bytes, Jault has a whole new problem to deal with...
5 min
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Micro Bytes Episode 7: Buttery and Charismatic
In which we hear the lament of the Popcorn People. Will they ever be able to find an original idea?
8 min
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Micro Bytes Episode 6: Penne Al Dente
A prequel, in which repairman Penne is on a desperate mission for a decent nap...
11 min
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Micro Bytes Episode 5: An Incredibly Perilous M...
In which FRINGO faces his toughest challenge yet...
4 min
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Micro Bytes Episode 4: Killer Queens
In which we catch up with Queens Flora and Daphne and the aftermath of their fight with the fraudulent killer robots. Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal… We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy. Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. CastJulia SchifiniJordan CobbChris MontagueHedley KnightsSupport Battle Bird Productions on Patreon!Find We Fix Space Junk and Battlebird Productions on Facebook and Twitter!twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunktwitter.com/battlebirdprodtwitter.com/Automniconfacebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunkfacebook.com/BattleBirdProdbattlebird.productions Want to get in touch? Email us at battlebirdproductions@gmail.com!For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings, visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts.
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Micro Bytes Episode 3: Couture or Not Couture
In which we take a visit to the past, with Samantha Trapp's obscenely popular vlog series...
6 min
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Micro Bytes Episode 2: Terrible Flammable Alchemy
In which C0FF:E serves an unexpected customer...
6 min
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Micro Bytes Episode 1: A Gift For A Friend
In which Jault wakes up to an unpleasant surprise.
4 min
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[Trailer] We Fix Space Junk: Micro Bytes
Micro Bytes is a series of shorts featuring a variety of familiar faces from the past two seasons!
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[Trailer] The Great Easter Space Train Robbery
A trailer for our Easter Special, out now!
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Automnicon: The Intern - Coming Soon!
Automnicon: The Intern
1 min
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Haroldson's First Brucemas
Suprise! A special Brucemas episode featuring the crew of the Yi-Ki-Yay!
6 min
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S02E08 - The Socialite and the Cyborg
In the final episode of Season Two, Kilner and Samantha visit Automnicon Headquarters and DAX plays a game.
19 min
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S02E07 - Diamorphically Lackadaisical
In which Kilner and Samantha get distracted by the Beautiful People and Samantha gets stuck in a room.
17 min
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S02E06 - The Lonely Ark
In which Kilner and Samantha make a new friend and DAX makes a mistake.
25 min
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S02E05 - A Cure for Bindweed
In which an old friend resurfaces, legs are broken and moonshine is drunk.
25 min
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S02E04 - Hero Complex
In which Samantha meets an old classmate and Kilner loses a toolbox. Elsewhere, Dax refuses to talk to a fridge.
30 min
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S02E03 - Return of the Princess
In which Kilner and Samantha see an old friend and Haroldson makes a new one.
18 min
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S02E02 - Sensory Overload
In which Kilner loses the last of her peanut butter, Ms Lamb fails to make a sale and Fringo gets his new ship.
18 min
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S02E01 - Digital Biological Interface
In which DAX finds himself at the mercy of RINGO and Kilner and Samantha find themselves at the mercy of something that is, perhaps, far worse…
18 min
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#IPM2018: Driving Lessons
In which Haroldson tries to learn to fly the Yi-Ki-Yay...
8 min
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Marilyn's Diary Episode 8
The final entry in Marilyn's Diary
6 min
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Marilyn's Diary Episode 7
The penultimate episode... part one of two.
7 min
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Marilyn's Diary Episode 6
In which Marilyn and Computer go through a junk drawer.
8 min
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Marilyn's Diary Episode 5
In which Marilyn and Computer watch a movie...
9 min
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Marilyn's Diary Episode 4
In which Marilyn tries to find out the meaning of 'fun'.
6 min
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Marilyn's Diary Episode 3
In which Marilyn goes on a harrowing adventure...
13 min
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Marilyn's Diary Episode 2
This week Marilyn learns about A.I.s, humans, love and coffee shops.
10 min
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Marilyn's Diary Episode 1
In which Marilyn gets to grip with her new life...
10 min
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Marilyn's Diary Trailer
The trailer for our new mini-series, Marilyn's Diary, coming on June 18th!
1 min
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S01E08 - The Awakening
In the final episode of We Fix Space Junk Season One, Kilner, Samantha and DAX find themselves at the mercy of a mysterious interloper...
14 min
63
S01E07 - Unplanned Parenthood
This week Kilner accidentally creates a new species and Samantha skypes an old friend.
22 min
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S01E06 - The Trainer, The Leech and The Mortgage
This week Samantha tries to keep fit and Kilner tries to buy a house. It doesn't go well.
15 min
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S01E05 - The Third Repairman
This week Kilner has a blast from the past - in more ways than one - as our two repairmen visit a mining planet and meet a third...
17 min
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S01E04 - An Unsubtle Utopia
This week, Samantha meets a critic and Kilner fixes a transmitter.
18 min
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S01E03 - The Popcorn Men of Entertania III
This week, Kilner repairs a projector and Samantha is chased by sentient food.
13 min
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S01E02 - The Flight of The Submarine
Samantha is betrayed and Kilner talks about crocodiles.
13 min
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S01E01 - Escape From Hargan IV
In which Kilner picks up a suspect package and Samantha flees from the law.
13 min
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We Fix Space Junk S01 E00 - Series Trailer
We are ecstatic to announce our first episode will be released in less than a week!
2 min