Ok, full disclosure, we are a little loose this week, coming off the back of technical poddy issues and #dummygate, we are two sleep-deprived zombies. But we're here! And we're talking about Gem 'copping some crit' on the gram via the Mum Police and exactly how dummy weaning went down in her household. Revz has been knocked for six by a meme, and look, it's made her spiral. As if a brutal meme wasn't enough, we also heard a bang on quote and it's just so real, you guys. Gem had a shocking run-in with a Mansplainer which begs the question... Should anyone ever put up with a toxic work culture? Spoiler alert; no, but it's never that easy, is it? Finally, can we just stop waiting for life to get easier? Is it time to lean in to the manic hustle and just own it?

We kick this week off addressing a call-out we got via DMs about beauty, but don’t worry it quickly descends into scrotox and deflect, deflect... LOOK OVER THERE, it's kids party time for us both and we sit on very different sides of the cake aisle. Gem puts on the Outsourcing Queen crown, Revz goes full art director. We don’t have time for extra-curricular craft being assigned outside of school hours. Then we take a trip down memory lane to a whack time we went to... wait for it... RUSSIA. Yet another romp with your basic Tuesday besties. And if you haven't spotted a typo in all of this... Gem was here.

We're flipping the script this week, cos we wanted to open it up to you, Dear Listeners, in an Ask Me Anything, poddy style! But first, the Easter Bunny is coming for Raffa's dummy and Gem is shitting herself for what's to come. Revz has a little baby klepto on her hands which is probably not a sign of intelligence, although, watch us spin it that way. We talk drunk online shopping and even circle around the cauldron of kids s l e e p. We get into all your quezzies including what success means to us, and more importantly, where do we get our hair done. All in all, another hour with your favourite basic bitches.

Have you ever run into your ex? Let me rephrase, have you ever run into your ex looking *Fire Emoji*. Well sometimes, just sometimes, life serves up a just dessert, and this happened to "Us" this week and "We" were both there for it and we may have merged into the one person at this point. Gem also experienced another parenting first / rite of passage and arrived at a pretty awkies realisation about herself that she needs to unpack. Revz is pissed that ALL the family gifting falls on her, even for her in laws, so we get into that and somehow end up at another layer of guilt involving sustainability. Wow, we did it again, we went everywhere.

Drama, Drama, Drama! We had our first on-air fight over, wait for it, Harry & Meghan. Its the Brit v The Republican and spoiler alert, nobody wins. In the theme of confrontation, Gem tells us about an aggressive blow-up at her local playground and then in some kind of weird non sequitur we get into the hot topic of sharing your life on the internet - we reminisce about life pre-social media and then get hella scared for the children. THE CHILDREN! Finally, Revz forced Gem into a 'salacious' tell-all about what really happens behind the scenes of influencing and what-was-this-episode-about? Life...oh, life! ohhhh li-ife, OH LIFE. Doo doo doo doo.

We're all thinking it, how much sex is everyone having? Well, not everyone everyone, more like, everyone with young kids who's been together for a while and is, well, tired AF. How much? Cos we feel like people are lying and that it's the new insta-status to be boinking for Australia. So, is it a sign of the quality of your relationship and just when is the perfect time, amongst all the other things we don't have time for? We just wanna get into it, and by it, we mean the topic, not the actual sex thing. That's tiring.

We kick off today's show with some pass-ag gifting and then, oh what a surprise, Gem has another s#^t story to share about some #funkyjunk. Which gets us thinking, what are the differences between boys and girls and once again, does it really matter? Gem gets a boner for Malcom Gladwell and Revz is so over all the mums forecasting her motherhood experience. Will she make it to 7pm on yet another groundhog day? We check ourselves over how many times we've uttered the phrase "oh you think it's hard now..." and we end with a feud over interior design. We also ignore all your DMs about why dogs are amazing, so you should probably troll us over on the Facebook Group.

Surprise, Dear Listeners! Dropping into your feed today with a special bonus ep to round out your week because the famous, the highly requested, the formidable.... THE GOOD MUM is here!

Sometimes, you just need a whinge. When is it ok, who can you whinge to and has whinging become our full time hobby? Speaking of hobbies, the husbands are at it again, wanting to have a life of their own and its a HARD NO from us. Also what’s the balance between full on Tiger Mom and Unsupportive when it comes to kids activities and did you know that Hanson are Dads on TikTok? Also, we’re making this gang official… wanna join our club?

What's the hardest, most undervalued job in the world? Staying home with your kids. End of. We discuss when we knew it was time to head back to work and what we'd do differently if there was a next time. We also get into some woo woo theories on full moons and kids sleep and somehow end up at how we met our husbands. WHAT A RIDE!

Kate reveals how hard Gem's wedding was for her and Gem reveals how hard it was to lose her bestie to Motherhood #grouptherapy. Plus! Shocker, there's more sh*t talk, like literally, as well as a plan to get more botox.For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis.We would love to hear from you! Leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along.

What’s it really like to be in a soap like Neighbours? What do actors get paid? How do you get auditions and what do you do while you’re waiting around to be “picked”? Gem is feeling major feelings about her “slashie” career this week and she needs to talk about it. Also, making new Mum friends and why oh why must your kids out you for drinking too much? (No points for guessing who that happened to).For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis.We would love to hear from you! Leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along.

The moral dilemma of witnessing some shady Nanny behaviour when you know the mum. To meddle or not to meddle, that is the question. Kate does not have time for the school holidays this year. Oh and whoops, more stories of shitting in public, brought to you by the Northern Beaches Defecators. For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis

What comes after crippling self-consciousness and before radical self-love? No fkn idea?! It's a messy, contradictory, fraught and necessary chat about diets, exercise, body image and how instagram can trigger it all.For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis.

To find out or not to find out, that's a silly question!Gem and Kate discuss finding out the "gender" of your unborn baby and whether a gender reveal is cool, fun or on the nose. Also Bridgerton. Sexy, sexy Bridgerton. For more juice, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis.

After a mixed bag Christmas, we're crawling to the New Year! Gem does not have time for resolutions and Kate is over being asked about her living situation. Ready to roll the dice and see how this next year is going to pan out…To catch up on more or to throw episode suggestions our way, head to our instagram @wedonthavetimeforthis

Well, it's lockdown again, just in time for Christmas. Gem and Kate compare Santa's role in their families and process a Troll from Christmas Past.

How do we "do it all"? Spoiler alert: WE DON'T. We talk schedules, the mental load and making time for your husband... with a side helping of mum guilt, just in time for the holidays.

Have Kids, they said! Gem and Kate discuss getting ready with kids up in your biz and a serious power wee by a toddler on a slide. Nuff said.

Imagine doing 2 weeks of Hotel Quarantine as a solo parent with your pre schooler and toddler *Insert scream emoji*. Well Kate did it, and she's giving us the brutal blow by blow.

Welcome to our maiden voyage episode! This first ep sets the scene about how this podcast came to be: Who are we? What are we? And why we don't have time for this. So tune in, grab a wine but be gentle, we're new to this.

Welcome to the 'We don't have time for this' podcast. Featuring Gemma Peanut and Kate Reeves.