The Commercial Break

The Commercial Break is a podcast. It is summarized by an A.I. chat bot like this: ""TCB is an improv-comedy, interview, and variety podcast hosted by longtime best friends Bryan Green and Krissy Hoadley. Often described as the "Cheesecake Factory of comedy podcasts," it’s a show that proudly embraces its chaotic, unpolished charm—self-aware that it’s "just FINE" and not for everyone. Airing Tuesday through Friday, the duo dives into their quirky friendship, blending twisted humor with discussions on pop culture, internet oddities, relationship drama, and dark comedy. They also have celebrity guests each Tuesday, play games and offer intentionally half-baked responses to listener questions and comments, creating a vibe that feels like a casual, irreverent escape from everyday life.

The podcast features a mix of standalone episodes and a Tuesday "TCB Infomercial" series, where they bring in notable guests—think comedians like Ron Funches, Ari Shaffir, Hannah Berner, Steve-O, Tom Papa or Felipe Esparza—to riff on everything from personal anecdotes to absurd life experiences. Show topics can range from the mundane (spam texts, bad dating advice) to the bizarre (Mountain Monsters, Naked Attraction reactions), often veering into unexpected tangents that highlight their offbeat chemistry. It’s less about structure and more about the raw, relatable banter between two people who’ve known each other for decades, making listeners feel like they’re eavesdropping on a hilarious, unfiltered conversation.""

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Comedy
Improv
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Would You Rather?
Bryan and Krissy play a round of "Would You Rather?" Answering some of life's toughest questions. Like: Would you rather date an ugly person or be ugly yourself? Would rather live on a deserted island with your celebrity or in a mansion with your ex? Let
61 min
752
I Love Lamp
Bryan and Hoadley review the many different ways, people and objects we fall in love with. First don't get in between a man and his balloons! Then, a woman marries chandelier and Bryan wonders about their first date. It's an episode full of love stories
54 min
753
Attack Of The Teenis!
Krissy and B-Rock discuss sex in the Olympic Village...again. Then they get back into clips from 1940's PSA's. This time they review PSA's about dating and affection. It's sure to get the attention of your Teenis!
69 min
754
Leave Your Man A Can Of Salmon!
Bryan explains to Hoadley that antenna TV is alive and well! Then they dig into the world of 1940's PSA's. It's an awful reminder of how awful these propaganda films were. Step back into time on this episode of TCB!
60 min
755
One Small Step For Man...One Giant Dud For T.V.!
Bryan is reminded of his extensive Dick Tracy movie memorabilia. Then he explains to Hoadley how underwhelming the first commercial Virgin Galactic space was...at least on T.V. Finally, they gang reviews more ghost chaser clips!
63 min
756
Quick! Get To Nerve Center!
Bryan tells Hoadley about his nightmare nightly routine of dogs slurping water and whining for no reason. They lean more about the Slip N' Side show sickness keeping the new gameshow from filming and then the gang digs into the world of Ghost Hunters! It'
63 min
757
Drivin N' Eyein
Bryan drives to Indiana, in the middle of the night with "mommy's little helpers", 4th of July fireworks reveal the true nature of grown men who live in their parents basements and the Redneck Rave is a thing...where people get hurt. Finally, the gang dec
50 min
758
The State Of The Break 2021
Bryan and Hoadley discuss how exactly someone gets inside a whale's mouth! Then, Bryan gives his first ever "State Of The Break" address. He reviews the podcast's history so far and goes all the way to back to Episode 1 in order to illustrate just how far
54 min
759
1-900-TCB
Bryan and Krissy discuss the newest trends in after death technology, Bryan gives his final burial wishes and Clubhouse...forget about it, TCB did! Then the gang listens to old commercials for 900 & 976 pay-per-min phone lines. If you're dad catches you c
66 min
760
Whisper Wolves & The No Man's Land!
Bryan and Krissy recall working radio "remotes" in the worlds worst entertainment business...the radio business. Then, it's part 2 of Creature Feature Week! The gang digs into more Bigfoot chasing, Fire-Crotch catching, Whisper Wolf waddling...its anothe
65 min
761
Bigfoot or Skinny John Popper?
Bryan does the right thing and tells the "other" Commercial Break about mixed up reviews, the gang reminisce about 976-party lines and talk about little reanimation happening in the Frozen Tundra. Then they dig right into the new found reality T.V. fad of
54 min
762
The One & Only "The Commercial Break"
Bryan and Hoadley discuss a flood of new reviews that came in for the show. Only one problem, the reviews are for another show! Then Bryan and Hoadley discuss ED medications. Plus, the listeners have spoken and they are more twisted than the hosts. TCB fa
57 min
763
The Tree Of Records
Bryan is confused as to why we are still wearing masks and he shares that confusion. The TCB fan base is communicating in droves and giving Bryan more deranged content ideas. The gang shares an update on the $500 giveaway and then they dig into the extrao
58 min
764
Happy Multiple Wives, Happy Multiple Lives!
Bryan and Hoadley dig into the messy and complicated world of multiple wives! Also known as...having your cake and eating it to. Garrick and his first wife Daniel travel long distances to make sure Garrick can hop into bed with his hot Brazilian second wi
60 min
765
Sir, You Dropped Your Wife's Foot...
Bryan has his first brush with fame and it leads to all kind of horrible business ideas for The Commercial Break! Then the gangs digs into the lifestyles of men who date full size, and anatomically correct, female dolls (known as "Real Dolls"). Bryan then
74 min
766
Burnt Wedding Toast
Bryan explains to Hoadley his bathing routine of choice. Bryan celebrates his wedding anniversary. Then the gang reviews a few of the most inappropriate wedding toasts the internet has to offer! It's a Pinot Grigio kind of episode...
52 min
767
The Long Luxurious Locks Of Frankie B.
In an effort to stay on top of online trends and confuse their listeners...Bryan and Hoadley are now on Fireside! But no one can hear them over the vacuum in the studio. Then Bryan reminds Hoadley why they are giving $500 to the best commenter. Plus, the
54 min
768
The Very Best Bad Advice | TCB & Frankie B
Bryan and Hoadley are taking the day off like the rest of the world. But Frankie B never stops working at creating horrible advice for the over 50 crowd! Bryan breaks out previously unreleased Frankie video breakdown content and includes some of your Bern
118 min
769
Two Girls - One Schmuck!
Bryan shares with Hoadley that he is feeling lonely on his Insta Reels feed and Hoadley and Bryan have a big announcement to make regarding TCB T.V.(Minus). Then the gang dig into TikTok star Russell Hartley and amazing adventures in womanizing.
68 min
770
Here Comes Grandpa Swimmie Drunks!
It's summer time so Bryan decided to fill his pool with the garden hose. Then he remembers the time a bad 90's rock band's sound check fell short of the mark. Also, Bryan and Hoadley are excited about summer and a bit put-off by the new bikini trends. The
48 min
771
The Dogs & Rabbits Have Formed A Union!
Bryan and Hoadley discuss the fate of The Commercial Break Club on Clubhouse. They fill the audience in on their expansion plans with TCBTV-(Minus) and confuse even themselves in the process! Plus, the gang needs to find a pet psychic to communicate with
58 min
772
FedEx Mens Have Your Moneys!
Bryan and Hoadley discuss a TCBTV-minus. A new streaming channel with all your favorite content...somewhere else. Then Michelle Duggar makes auto-calls on behalf of the devil. She truly is a mother-duggar! Finally, the gang breaks down a phishing and gift
48 min
773
The Cheating Ninja
Bryan and Krissy made it!! The Pandemic in the U.S. is turning the corner and the team is ready to shed their masks. But is the world ready for their faces? Also, TCB TV (Minus) is coming to a screen near you, Bryan responds to a Youtube comment and...Fra
71 min
774
Best To You!
Bryan and Hoadley share halitosis, they get into Bryan's days a paranoid (and hangover) restaurant manager and Niko is back smelling more dead than ever. Then they discuss a pandemic greeting for the brave new world, the countries' porn habits are reveale
49 min
775
Dad, I'm A Brony...
Bryan and Krissy discuss why other countries are more adult than the U.S. Bryan discovers his Danish accent (warning: it's really poor) and then they get into a conversation about Bronies! It's a clod-hopping good time on this episode of The Commercial Br
58 min