The Commercial Break

The Commercial Break is a podcast. It is summarized by an A.I. chat bot like this: ""TCB is an improv-comedy, interview, and variety podcast hosted by longtime best friends Bryan Green and Krissy Hoadley. Often described as the "Cheesecake Factory of comedy podcasts," it’s a show that proudly embraces its chaotic, unpolished charm—self-aware that it’s "just FINE" and not for everyone. Airing Tuesday through Friday, the duo dives into their quirky friendship, blending twisted humor with discussions on pop culture, internet oddities, relationship drama, and dark comedy. They also have celebrity guests each Tuesday, play games and offer intentionally half-baked responses to listener questions and comments, creating a vibe that feels like a casual, irreverent escape from everyday life.

The podcast features a mix of standalone episodes and a Tuesday "TCB Infomercial" series, where they bring in notable guests—think comedians like Ron Funches, Ari Shaffir, Hannah Berner, Steve-O, Tom Papa or Felipe Esparza—to riff on everything from personal anecdotes to absurd life experiences. Show topics can range from the mundane (spam texts, bad dating advice) to the bizarre (Mountain Monsters, Naked Attraction reactions), often veering into unexpected tangents that highlight their offbeat chemistry. It’s less about structure and more about the raw, relatable banter between two people who’ve known each other for decades, making listeners feel like they’re eavesdropping on a hilarious, unfiltered conversation.""

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Comedy
Improv
676
Certified Sex Surrogate #3
Bryan and Krissy discuss Fenn's treasure and the possible TCB treasure to be buried, Krissy and Bryan get lost 100 yards from the car and Sex Surrogacy is explored!
58 min
677
A Spritz Of Anti-Bad Spray!
Bryan and Krissy discuss Bryan's lack of sleep, Bryan's son has a cast and Bryan's leg is feeling it too, sleeping pills are debated and finally, ASMR videos are not the cure for Bryan's problems...but they sure are fun to watch!
47 min
678
Casper The Horny Ghost!
Bryan and Krissy discuss spring...the only time of the year sports are interesting, more Apple reviews are in, Bryan makes a plea for content from the TCB Ukrainian friend, 80's kids are boring and a woman having a TON of Ghost Sex is reviewed.
52 min
679
The Snorkel Cock Diaries
Bryan and Krissy discuss Bryan's least favorite microphone word, Bryan shares his Spanish Catalonian skills, Bryan and Krissy review the annual Pornhub reports and Fantasy Creature Erotica is reviewed.
57 min
680
Alpha Mikro Peos
Bryan and Krissy discuss new Apple reviews, a woman who left her husband for the 3rd woman in a threesome, a gay friend who's happily married to hetro woman and Bryan gets Alpha advice from Frankie B!
49 min
681
Oscar The Sea Seal Savior
Bryan and Krissy discuss , Bryan's ex-stripper girlfriend, Bryan's 15 year absence in a court case, Oscar the sea seal saves a dudes life and parents in Australia sign their derelict children to Irish Catholic's for fixing!
48 min
682
Teresa Caputo Jumping Up & Down
Bryan and Krissy discuss International Women's Day, Finland's female leadership, why women should lead the world, who is leading Bryan's household and Teresa Caputo is faking her way to millions!
56 min
683
Getting Along With Your Life
Bryan and Krissy discuss the 22 seconds after scientific death, Bryan wants to haunt his ex-girlfriends and help couples find pleasure as a ghost and failing psychics are reviewed!
55 min
684
The Ultimate Podcast Directory
Bryan and Krissy discuss Secret Crush the new TV show keeping Bryan busy, Love Is Blind is better than ever and Uncle Bryan is back to answer your questions about life, love and the pursuit of happiness!
59 min
685
Legend Of The Puking Mapache
Bryan and Krissy discuss Krissy's shot trip to Costa Rica, the thieving cupcake Mapache, Bryan's family picking nightmare, broken legs, the smell of crack and office hours self pleasure!
52 min
686
PizzleKahn The Champ
Bryan and Krissy discuss Bryan's recent discovery of lost Bitcoin, Razzlekahn is the billion dollar bitcoin their stealing crypto and spitting lyrics and Big Will drops TCB's first theme song.
54 min
687
The 2x4 Stuffed Drywall
Bryan and Krissy discuss French fried perfume, fried fair food and Eau De Mickey. Then they review an objectifile that is in love with his 96' Celica and a single mom who eats drywall for dinner.
54 min
688
Someone Stop Kirk Cameron!
Bryan and Krissy discuss the death of Ivan Reitman, his legacy of film, the worst actors of all time, Kirk Cameron's still making movies and Trolls 2 is the worst live action film ever made!
55 min
689
Boiler Room Confessionals
Bryan and Krissy discuss Khloe K's recent hand modeling, Bryan's 300 Hail Marys, a motivational speaker stops by to give a speech, Bryan recalls his big stuttering, sweaty sales pitch and Krissy explains her red eyes...
50 min
690
Attack, Fern!
Bryan and Krissy the idea of leaving Christmas decorations up until spring, Bryan is is boycotting CoCoMelon, the Star Wars hotel is coming along exactly as expected and Superhero Powers are put to the test in a head to head competition.
54 min
691
Boring, Irrelevant and Unrelatable
Bryan and Krissy discuss some of their new reviews, Kanye is losing his marbles...again, Bryan shares more about his killer guard dogs Blue and Niko The Friendly Dog Ghost and Mountain Monsters first episode is reviewed in this part 2.
60 min
692
Happy Happy To You, Hoadley!
It's Hoadley's real and Google birthday and Bryan is ready to celebrate with Hoadley's around the web, a best friend quiz is in order and Bryan surprises Krissy with a little Frankie B!
65 min
693
Hoadley's Hotel Impossible
Bryan and Krissy discuss their chiropractic adventures, the time Bryan got his back cracked and crack back and Hoadley breaks out her long lost secret reality show appearance on...Hotel Impossible!
70 min
694
The Rogue Joe and The Stern Coyote
Bryan and Krissy discuss one of the country's 90's alternative radio stations 99x, Joe Rogan and Howard Stern are being called out for racist comments and Coyote Calhoun is the craziest radio DJ to ever grace the Alabama airwaves!
73 min
695
Naked From The Torso Up
Bryan and Krissy discuss an update Bob the gym rat talking to himself, the furries respond to the litter box rumor and then the gang goes back to their Mountain Monster roots!
65 min
696
Flips. Flaps & Flops
Bryan and Krissy discuss Kim Jung Un's recent injury, Moby's dick and sex, sex and more sex. It's the obligatory and quarterly sex report from TCB.
61 min
697
Ask Uncle Bryan
Bryan and Krissy discuss Find My iPhone to keep track of spouses, Krissy's grandpa Papa Joe, Bryan going to the tanning bed and Krissy starts a new segment Ask Uncle Bryan!
49 min
698
A Ranch Divided!
Bryan and Krissy discuss the TCB's recent podcast chart success, the controversy around Neil Young and Joe Rogan, Drake hot sauce game, Krissy needs a condiment therapist, Jeopardy and game show hosts.
59 min
699
Please Don't Litter!
Bryan and Krissy discuss Wordle, Bryan's obnoxious Yorkie, another PTA meeting gone awry and Frankie B's long lost dating advice is reviewed.
71 min
700
If You're Dead & You Know It Clap Your Hands!
Bryan and Krissy discuss his recent trip to the gym, a very much alive man in India is declared dead for 13 hours, Niko is one step closer to being a ghost and Shaunna Rae is Bryan's new TV obsession.
55 min