The Commercial Break

The Commercial Break is a podcast. It is summarized by an A.I. chat bot like this: ""TCB is an improv-comedy, interview, and variety podcast hosted by longtime best friends Bryan Green and Krissy Hoadley. Often described as the "Cheesecake Factory of comedy podcasts," it’s a show that proudly embraces its chaotic, unpolished charm—self-aware that it’s "just FINE" and not for everyone. Airing Tuesday through Friday, the duo dives into their quirky friendship, blending twisted humor with discussions on pop culture, internet oddities, relationship drama, and dark comedy. They also have celebrity guests each Tuesday, play games and offer intentionally half-baked responses to listener questions and comments, creating a vibe that feels like a casual, irreverent escape from everyday life.

The podcast features a mix of standalone episodes and a Tuesday "TCB Infomercial" series, where they bring in notable guests—think comedians like Ron Funches, Ari Shaffir, Hannah Berner, Steve-O, Tom Papa or Felipe Esparza—to riff on everything from personal anecdotes to absurd life experiences. Show topics can range from the mundane (spam texts, bad dating advice) to the bizarre (Mountain Monsters, Naked Attraction reactions), often veering into unexpected tangents that highlight their offbeat chemistry. It’s less about structure and more about the raw, relatable banter between two people who’ve known each other for decades, making listeners feel like they’re eavesdropping on a hilarious, unfiltered conversation.""

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Comedy
Improv
476
I See Nana!
Bryan & Krissy discuss The Y Files, we believe in aliens, but we don’t believe the kooks we watch, The Wackadoo Network, whistleblowers, Oliver Stone & his delusions, Bryan’s conspiracy theories, the lady who woke up…in her casket, sensory deprivati
53 min
477
Frankie's Follicles
Bryan & Krissy discuss AAAAAAALIEEEEEEENS Dirty Phil from ITV! TCB Minus Baby Dante, tickle my taint sir, all the pervs in hollywood and the news, Frankie B on hair transplants, who’s wearing baseball cap to fancy places, man, he’s got a full head of
55 min
478
Mr. Spirit, OUT
Bryan & Krissy discuss Scandoval, Bryan’s Scandoval info is incorrect, Bryan’s tiktok algorithm is exposing him, hot girls taking baths in milk and cereal, Bryan had salmonella for 3 weeks, Fleetwood Mac, drugs, community, Krissy & her test kitchen, t
61 min
479
Unlocked and Unblocked
Bryan & Krissy discuss Skatetown USA, Patrick Swayze & Scott Baio, the greatest story ever rolled…, should we watch Skatetown together on YouTube, Theresa Caputo & Barbara Corcoran, she’s so honest…, spirits might exist, but Theresa is a liar, she w
46 min
480
She's Big Sac Certified!
Bryan & Krissy discuss Bryan has to get a new car, the blinker fluid blues, Car Mom is the best, if you ride with Bryan you’re sitting in a car seat, big sticks and small sticks, radio technology...in a limo, 96.7 The Legend, Bryan used to call his mom
62 min
481
Shh...Just Look At My Body!
Bryan & Krissy discuss vending machines for clean pipes, needles, and narcan, decriminalize it all, when you tell somebody they can’t, that’s all they want to do, Secret Southern Burning Man, Bryan went and wore a kilt with no knickers, as is traditio
52 min
482
My Morning Milking!
Bryan & Krissy discuss airplanes (again), people who are too eager to help, Bryan’s a nice person, but DON’T talk to him on a plane, don't bother people on airplanes, and don't make a mess in the bathroom, hypocritical bohemians, Bryan's going on vaca
57 min
483
Shut Up & Walk With Christ
Bryan & Krissy discuss senior pranks gone wrong, teens doing mean things, Bryan went to space camp, getting high on pixie stix, karma is gonna get Bryan via his children, twisting religion to your personal whims, bang bang, Submissive Christian wives, How
46 min
484
Thou Shalt Rewind The Boner
Bryan & Krissy discuss Al Pacino: 83 and having a baby, Bryan’s in the Old Dads Club, but he’s not THAT old, they might not know their dad, but they can watch Scarface, Bryan is more similar to the Bama girls than he realizes, chronic overpackers, fli
61 min
485
Shut Your Cheesy Potato Mouth!
Bryan & Krissy discuss HBO Max aka MAX is triflin, we need more seasons, Bama rush & Bama rush tiktok, #justenough, The Machine, The Podcast Machine, TCB’s target demographic is, of course, sorority girls, Bryan went to a Clemson game, he met a game day
53 min
486
Traveling Bryan & 3 Vodka Krissy
Bryan & Krissy discuss Phil from ITV has left the building, the UK feels like home to Bryan, King Bryan of TCB and his cardboard fort, Bryan went to London, The London Podcast Show, Type D, TCB has an agent, we love Matt, thank you to AdvertiseCast, Bryan
52 min
487
The Straight-Line Zig-Zag Method
Bryan & Krissy discuss the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten, live octopus, beef heart, raw chicken, just…don’t listen to the first 10 minutes of this episode if you are eating, world’s biggest testicles, breakup convos, quiet dumping, bring back
49 min
488
Those Hoveround Cam Girls!
Bryan & Krissy discuss an Ask TCB, age gap relationships, Bryan & Krissy give their advice on this age gap, generational differences, Bryan has had a bit of a sordid dating history, someone left something in the tanning booth, a gold digging couple we cov
55 min
489
This Is NOT How You Do It!
Bryan & Krissy discuss international travel with 3-12 children, swapping seats on the plane, people are the worst, 'reports' are fake, TCB reviews John Anthony Lifestyle reviewing Adam the Liar, the enemy of our enemy is our friend…for now, LOCK IN, who
43 min
490
PUA vs PUA
Bryan & Krissy discuss the everything shower, who has the time for that kind of shower, Dead To Me, Lifetime shows, Married at First Sight UK & AU, Scandoval, Tom Sandoval is #1 Ass Hat and has a shitty band, PUA takedown, John Anthony Lifestyle critiquin
54 min
491
You Like Restaurants?
Bryan & Krissy discuss you heard it here LAST, Meghan Markle conspiracies, the birds, we’re gonna start our own conspiracy theory, back to Frankie B’s dating app tips for men, you know ladies & their attention spans…, as usual, he’s taking it too
40 min
492
Swipe Right For Cash Money
Bryan & Krissy discuss Club TCB, old drugs vs new drugs, extreme hoarders, a story about roaches, Bryan got PRANKED, Devon the Ding Dong Dick Dark Dork, the baggage of being human, Bryan only goes to therapy so that someone can keep his secrets, another s
50 min
493
To Love, Honor, and Obey?
Bryan & Krissy discuss sometimes we miss the aaaaaaliens, T Swift making billions as usual, Bryan remixes an old taylor song, Bryan doesn’t know her dating history (how???), Taylor Swift’s *supposed* dating history, Sia, HBO Max or just Max, TCB minus
41 min
494
Teen Dream The Coupon King!
Bryan & Krissy discuss the new King, the next logical step for Harry is to air his grievances on TCB, tipping has gone too far, only tip badly behind Bryan’s back, we’re in a strange economic time, Extreme Couponers, just so everyone knows, Bryan isn'
47 min
495
Porn Again Preacher
Bryan & Krissy discuss a controversial research study, compared to people nowadays, Bryan’s vanilla as hell, Bryan’s a financial dominatrix foot model who wants to get pegged, you might long for what you don’t have, but you might have chosen wrong,
51 min
496
A Deal You Can't Refuse...
Bryan & Krissy discuss why we say BYEEEE, a woman had a full body orgasm at the symphony, being a 16 year old saxophone player is lame, but being a 30 year old saxophone player is cool, Financial Domination, Bryan was once told he has pretty feet, ITV int
45 min
497
Adam The Liar's Lyons Lair
Bryan & Krissy discuss WTF is up with the Met Gala, Jared Leto went full Furby, Steven Tyler is getting sued, this is an extremely fucked up story, Bryan sets the record straight about Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift’s cat’s instagram is worth $97 million,
62 min
498
Hey Me, Will You Marry Me?
Bryan & Krissy discuss Bryan is sick and gross and we are sorry, our lives revolve around pollen, pollen: it’s in your car, your ass, and your nose, Crotch Rot, it’s a scientific thing, we have the best listeners in the world, Astrid keeps it real, As
49 min
499
Doin' TJ is Hard Work!
Bryan & Krissy discuss the pollen superstorm in the South, Jerry Springer has passed away (you heard it here last), Bryan takes us back to summer of '87, the origins of Jerry Springer, “I Just Married My Horse”, Bryan had friends on Jerry Springer, he
61 min
500
That's a DHB Spike
Bryan & Krissy discuss Hambone & Hoadley, TCB, violating policies everywhere, Daisy of Love, Bryan’s history of MTV & VH1, Secret Princes, the princes find love in Atlanta, spoiler alert: it doesn’t work out for any of them, Lord & Lady of TCB, how do
51 min