The Commercial Break

The Commercial Break is a podcast. It is summarized by an A.I. chat bot like this: ""TCB is an improv-comedy, interview, and variety podcast hosted by longtime best friends Bryan Green and Krissy Hoadley. Often described as the "Cheesecake Factory of comedy podcasts," it’s a show that proudly embraces its chaotic, unpolished charm—self-aware that it’s "just FINE" and not for everyone. Airing Tuesday through Friday, the duo dives into their quirky friendship, blending twisted humor with discussions on pop culture, internet oddities, relationship drama, and dark comedy. They also have celebrity guests each Tuesday, play games and offer intentionally half-baked responses to listener questions and comments, creating a vibe that feels like a casual, irreverent escape from everyday life.

The podcast features a mix of standalone episodes and a Tuesday "TCB Infomercial" series, where they bring in notable guests—think comedians like Ron Funches, Ari Shaffir, Hannah Berner, Steve-O, Tom Papa or Felipe Esparza—to riff on everything from personal anecdotes to absurd life experiences. Show topics can range from the mundane (spam texts, bad dating advice) to the bizarre (Mountain Monsters, Naked Attraction reactions), often veering into unexpected tangents that highlight their offbeat chemistry. It’s less about structure and more about the raw, relatable banter between two people who’ve known each other for decades, making listeners feel like they’re eavesdropping on a hilarious, unfiltered conversation.""

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Comedy
Improv
426
No Chicken On The First Date!
Bryan & Krissy discuss a new invention gives a whole new meaning to Kiss Me Thru The Phone, we gotta start fucking, AI: it’s a lot like farts, someone please send Bryan a Fleshlight, Bryan loves a good dating show, Bryan & Krissy are doing their own sho
56 min
427
Dating for Dummies
Bryan & Krissy discuss Bryan's Irish Goodbyes are deeply at odds with the culture he has married into, Blue, the dog Bryan secretly loves, has to get knee surgery, are our dogs over-medicated, please don’t call PETA on Bryan, what is it about British pe
54 min
428
Loposphere Troposphere Angels, Hallelujah!
Bryan & Krissy discuss Bryan’s mom has had a dramatic time at Shady Pines, Bryan discovers misophonia and realizes he has Blue-ophonia, what can cure this? Prayer?, a lady on tiktok who lost her toes says that they have grown back after she prayed, Joel
48 min
429
Adam The Polygamist Liar
Two wives, two kids, and no jealousy. That's how Adam The Polygamist Liar rolls! Bryan & Krissy experience two of their favorite things: Adam The Liar and ITV! TCB, the little podcast that could It’s all about giving out the giggles Thank you...
51 min
430
Jim Bakker's Diesel Therapy
Bryan & Krissy discuss cocaine, what movie scarred you for life, Bryan has been scarred by the preview for a new show, it features Rory Caulkin’s massive penis, nothing like a dick smushed against a bowl of strawberries, let’s talk fucked up families,
58 min
431
A Very Sticky Situation!
You may not know it, but you'll definitely (not) love it, it's a Smoky Blumpkin! Is this what Bryan really thinks third base is? The world may never know... AI (via Bryan) is curing cancer now  Bryan’s AI boyfriend is very clingy TCB learns...
49 min
432
First Cousins, Once Put Back
Bryan & Krissy discuss the TCB intro song is jammy, cocaine, do you wipe your ass? If so, how?, the ever present fight: Bryan vs Poop, one woman on tiktok is getting rid of toilet paper in favor of a "family washcloth", The Great Toilet Paper Treaty of 20
53 min
433
Brother Cousins, Zero Times Removed!
Bryan & Krissy discuss my left foot foots, TCB has finally made it, because we’re getting spammed by Russian troll farms, The Evolution of Trolls, Bryan & Krissy had a messy trip to Costa Rica in 2013, Krissy, rum, and a lovely conversation with the pol
57 min
434
Fakey B, AI Boy Toy!
Bryan & Krissy discuss how many people will you meet in your lifetime, there are lots of lonely people in this world, just make friends with AI, what the hell is gooning, new TLC show: The Goon House, the new TCB studio is actually just for Bryan to goon
43 min
435
Bobby Mackey's Portal to Hell!
Bryan & Krissy discuss Hambone & Hoadley in the morning, it’s girl Scout Cookie Szn, and Bryan's not allowed around anybody else's cookies!, he needs his Taggies, Krissy & Bryan are both guilty of spending money on vinyl, Bryan reveals he spent an absur
49 min
436
You Like That, Podcast Bro?!
Bryan & Krissy discuss buying drugs out of an ice cream truck, down with the podcast bros, TCB is back with more AI talk, AI porn, the end of porn as we know it, TCB will be selling Bryan & Krissy pictures for your porn needs, AI is just santa’s elves w
54 min
437
We're A Closed Quad!
Bryan & Krissy discuss hot teachers making the news with students, Professors are running game, Teacher of the Year is a bad teacher, MILF Manor is just too much, Closed quad 'Brother Husbands' is a new show, having multiple husbands must a nightmare, TCB
47 min
438
Good Luck At O'Shagahans!
Good Luck At O'Shagahans!
50 min
439
Teresa Goes Piggyfronting!
Bryan & Krissy discuss Bryan briefly attempts to discuss microchips & China, just like the US has a thing with China, TCB has a thing with Theresa Caputo, Bryan explains TCB’s historical beef with Theresa, she is definitey using audience plants, Theresa
48 min
440
Smoke On The Holler!
Bryan & Krissy discuss Bryan's found a worse podcast than TCB, one of the hosts is a bigfoot hunter, it's just TCB with a southern accent, Mountain Monsters is back, they’re on the hunt for Smoke Wolves armed with only a can of gasoline, start a raging
44 min
441
The Trouble With Sugar Mamas
Bryan & Krissy discuss Marlon's Sugar Mama is no more, dating an older person does have its benefits...those walkers are great for fucking, break up jealousy is real, Bryan still loves Jason Momoa, even if he were banging Bryan's ex, Bryan was once down s
53 min
442
Gotta Hand It To Tekoki Karaoke!
Bryan & Krissy discuss 21 EPMs, everything’s phallic here at TCB!, where in the world is Chopper Johnson?, What exactly is Tekoki Karaoke?, Bryan wishes we could bring this to the US, #ProstateHealth, the sanitization standards for a show like this are
60 min
443
Hangin' Ball Air!
Nothing like hanging a little BA on a first date! The Love Connection provides again, giving Bryan & Krissy plenty of bare ass, ball air, and G-strings to discuss. Bryan’s new TLC obsession: Extreme Sisters These women take being twins way too...
53 min
444
A 3 Legged Wannabe Table
Bryan & Krissy discuss Bryan realizes TCB will soon be a source of embarrassment for his son, the average penis size has increased by 30%, will this eventually put us in the metaverse, February is Krissy’s time to show up to TCB intoxicated, Bryan think
44 min
445
ChatAGT Is Hideous!
Bryan & Krissy discuss AI is here to take over the world, from the AT&T answering service to ChatGPT, it's everywhere, AI could make its own version of The Commercial Break…but how hard is that?, Bryan has already been banned from ChatGPT, Chat GPT stil
47 min
446
MORE Confirmed Pulls!
Bryan & Krissy discuss John Anthony Lifestyle continues his threesome teaching moment, lucky for us, he offers a 30 minute coaching session, comment on a girl’s appearance, get her number, invite her to a barbecue, and you’re having a threesome!, Braz
53 min
447
Confirmed Pull!
Bryan & Krissy discuss all of our TCB listeners are trying to fuck more than one person at a time!, Bryan paints a picture of his band's first show (besides the retirement home), Goth girls bring you nothing but trouble, Megan Fox included!, Bryan’s so
56 min
448
Your Work Husband's Work Husband
Bryan & Krissy discuss TCB relives their work wife-work husband history, an ask TCB brought this back to the forefront…thanks Kate, what's the difference between an emotional affair and a work spouse? ,Bryan, Krissy, and Jeff had a past life together as
50 min
449
Meet The Tripod of Sales
Bryan & Krissy discuss Groucho Marx makes an appearance on TCB, Bryan & Krissy are blown away by technology, TCB relives their chaotic Clear Channel days, a nurse in Germany was so hungover that they gave patients extra drugs and ended up killing two peop
52 min
450
The Art Of The Insta-O!
Bryan & Krissy discuss Bryan believes the Juggalos are his people and they share a favorite sit-com, if you’ve never had an orgasm with your partner…could you get over it?, a TCB listener faces this struggle, sister husbands or YBryan3000 may cum in h
49 min