In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids hatch a plan to destroy the Wine Moms while advertising their new chocolate at an elementary school production of Pretty Woman. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more!

The gang crosses paths with a god, and they shit themselves both figuratively and literally.

The gang learns that the Ranger King is far from the most dangerous thing in the Great Forest.

The gang progresses deeper into the great forest and Jessica makes the mistake of asking 3 boys to make light saber noises.

Our intrepid heroes spend most of their time stealing the elven equivalent of livestock from the elven equivalent of Pedro Pascal.

In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids execute their most daring score to date...blatantly plagiarizing Mad Max Fury Road. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more!

Vyng gets culture shock as he re-enters Dethaniel's court, while Billie and Tuk realize how stupid Elven society is.

The gang makes their way to the Boreal Reach and start to learn why Vyng doesn't like to talk about his childhood.

In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids try to make an Alliance with the Wild Nogs, and Clover's Boyfriend is keeping a secret. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more!

Vyng confronts his dad, and the gang makes some choices about what to do next.

The gang makes an alliance with Morris Wadge in order to help Perell get his magic back.

In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids have a dance off at a glow-in-the-dark middle school party. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more!

The gang is left reeling after meeting their weird uncle's boyfriend. Also they remember they've been trying to find the Dark Guard this whole time.

We explore the tower of the oldest and most feared wizard in history, Addernack Allwater. Also, Maggie does a square dance.

In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids test their mettle against the arcane challenges of the chocolate factory. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more!

The gang parleys with an emo wolf who helps them in their quest to get to the tower.

As they near the tower of Addernack Allwater and the salvation of all living things the gang take a break to check out goblin fest.

Tuk's marriage ends about as quickly as you'd expect it to.

In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids are making their way through the treacherous chocolate factory and receive aid from an unlikely enemy. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more!

The gang gets a crash course in Maritime Matrimony.

...sexual, sexual, sexual...

The gang spends a nostalgic evening in their old fanny pack, and Vyng spends too much time trying to make Paella.

With apologies to the creator of Stewpot...

We arrive at Shear City and "enjoy" some northern "hospitality" for about 40 minutes before creating a major incident.

In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Fenton and Franklin try to solve a bathroom mystery...much to Clover's dismay. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more!