A series of comedy bits, loosely connected by dice rolls. Join a well-meaning barbarian, a mysterious druid, and an orphaned halfling child as they try to figure out the world they're in.
The Cool Treat Kids try to convince Borbo's dad that he's a good guy but they end up losing the thread on their own lies almost immediately.
9 min
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Patreon Bonus: Mall Brats Season 2, Episode 1
The Cool Treat Kids try to secure a paying job but end up sidetracked by the prospect of eating popcorn of the floor of a disgusting theatre.
3 min
53
S10E15 - The Spider's Eyes
Morris and Perell try to save Deathaniel as the gang tries to discern what the Gibbous Man is planning.
64 min
54
S10E14 - He Knows You're Here
The gang considers how to liberate Deathaniel while the cast considers whether they should ruin the show for a stupid gag.
66 min
55
S10E13 - The Heart of Things
The gang walks directly into the center of a spiders web and are forced to contend with their darkest fears and deepest desires.
68 min
56
Patreon Announcement - PISS MONSTER TIER
Shawn left the room for 20 minutes during a recording and naturally Abdul, Jessica and Paul created the most chaotic Patreon Tier ever.
8 min
57
S10E12 - Salutations
The gang realizes too late that they're swimming in shark infested waters.
61 min
58
Patreon Bonus: Mall Brats Season 2
We pick up with the Clover, Fenton and Franklin after a summer of growing, finding themselves, and building arcane juicers.
11 min
59
S10E11 - The Worm Returns
With the long awaited reply to their missive to the library, the only thing that stands between our heroes and the answers they've been searching for is their questionable literacy.
49 min
60
S10E10 - The Cloister
The gang infiltrates the church at the heart of Elven culture and finds, you guessed it, piss monks.
67 min
61
S10E09 - The Ranger's Heart is a Winter's Bloom
The gang work with Deathaniel's talon to escape a hotel bar then infiltrate a millenia old monastic order at the center of elven culture.
73 min
62
S10E08 - Heartwood City
We enter the heart of Elven civilization and Vyng gets a rude awakening as he sees the corruption of his people firsthand. Also, Billie fills his marble jar.
66 min
63
Patreon Bonus: Spout More Episode 31
In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids hatch a plan to destroy the Wine Moms while advertising their new chocolate at an elementary school production of Pretty Woman. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more!
4 min
64
S10E07 - Dark as the Night, Cold as the Void
The gang crosses paths with a god, and they shit themselves both figuratively and literally.
62 min
65
S10E06 - So You Figured It Out
The gang learns that the Ranger King is far from the most dangerous thing in the Great Forest.
78 min
66
S10E05 - The Thirstening
The gang progresses deeper into the great forest and Jessica makes the mistake of asking 3 boys to make light saber noises.
62 min
67
S10E04 - Clarence
Our intrepid heroes spend most of their time stealing the elven equivalent of livestock from the elven equivalent of Pedro Pascal.
66 min
68
Patreon Bonus: Spout More Episode 30
In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids execute their most daring score to date...blatantly plagiarizing Mad Max Fury Road. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more!
5 min
69
S10E03 - Your Tongue Has Forgotten the Sounds o...
Vyng gets culture shock as he re-enters Dethaniel's court, while Billie and Tuk realize how stupid Elven society is.
70 min
70
S10E02 - In the Name of My Father
The gang makes their way to the Boreal Reach and start to learn why Vyng doesn't like to talk about his childhood.
64 min
71
Patreon Bonus: Spout More Episode 29
In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids try to make an Alliance with the Wild Nogs, and Clover's Boyfriend is keeping a secret. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more!
10 min
72
S10E01 - Please Don't You Love Me
Vyng confronts his dad, and the gang makes some choices about what to do next.
61 min
73
S09E31 - The Stalwart Son
The gang makes an alliance with Morris Wadge in order to help Perell get his magic back.
113 min
74
Patreon Bonus: Spout More Episode 28
In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids have a dance off at a glow-in-the-dark middle school party. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more!
10 min
75
S09E30 - Morris Wadge, Master of Arcane Archite...
The gang is left reeling after meeting their weird uncle's boyfriend. Also they remember they've been trying to find the Dark Guard this whole time.