Spout Lore
A series of comedy bits, loosely connected by dice rolls. Join a well-meaning barbarian, a mysterious druid, and an orphaned halfling child as they try to figure out the world they're in.
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Patreon Bonus: Mall Brats Season 2, Episode 6
Franklin finds himself in possibly the worst situation a 15 year old could be in. Alone, on a Ferris Wheel.
6 min
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S11E06 - Hogpocalypse Sow
Narration by Ken Burns.
59 min
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S11E05 - A Bay of Pigs
Eleven hundred men went into the water, three hundred sixteen men come out, and the sharks took the rest. But we delivered the bomb.
78 min
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Patreon Bonus: Mall Brats Season 2, Episode 5
The Cool Treat Kids have Super Soakers...that's pretty much the whole thing.
3 min
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S11E04 - The Everwood
The gang begins their journey to Highspear and end up stumbling upon the Halfling Lands.
69 min
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S11E03 - Daddy...he gone
Perell tries to re-establish the stakes and pin down the narrative while literally everyone else becomes obsessed with "Buffet Strategies".
63 min
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Patreon Bonus: Mall Brats Season 2, Episode 4
The Cool Treat Kids' codependence leads them to vibing out in the Lazy River, and Franklin's broken heart leads him to fight a lifeguard.
4 min
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S11E02 - Bless This Gesh
Vyng returns to Hybernia to resolve his gesh and save his father. Meanwhile, Billie and Tuk teach Victor how to play Sorry.
67 min
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S11E01 - The Gossip Girls
The gang figures out their next steps during some much needed R and R. And the players discover their new playbooks!
89 min
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Patreon Bonus: Mall Brats Season 2, Episode 3
The Cool Treat Kids contend with new rivals, new drama and the complication that their relative heights present when trying to three-way eat an ice cream.
3 min
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S10E18 - And The Eyes Walked Like Men
....your road is coming to an end.
88 min
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S10E17 - The Wheel is Turning Now
The Wandering Three make their final stand beneath the branches of the Heart Tree, and we draw the attention of something...sinister.
55 min
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S10E16 - Ollie
The gang apprehend a shrubbery then search through the Cloister for the only elf who can help them save the heart tree, and they find him in deep shit.
72 min
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Patreon Bonus: Mall Brats Holiday Special
The Cool Treat Kids try to convince Borbo's dad that he's a good guy but they end up losing the thread on their own lies almost immediately.
9 min
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Patreon Bonus: Mall Brats Season 2, Episode 1
The Cool Treat Kids try to secure a paying job but end up sidetracked by the prospect of eating popcorn of the floor of a disgusting theatre.
3 min
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S10E15 - The Spider's Eyes
Morris and Perell try to save Deathaniel as the gang tries to discern what the Gibbous Man is planning.
64 min
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S10E14 - He Knows You're Here
The gang considers how to liberate Deathaniel while the cast considers whether they should ruin the show for a stupid gag.
66 min
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S10E13 - The Heart of Things
The gang walks directly into the center of a spiders web and are forced to contend with their darkest fears and deepest desires.
68 min
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Patreon Announcement - PISS MONSTER TIER
Shawn left the room for 20 minutes during a recording and naturally Abdul, Jessica and Paul created the most chaotic Patreon Tier ever.
8 min
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S10E12 - Salutations
The gang realizes too late that they're swimming in shark infested waters.
61 min
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Patreon Bonus: Mall Brats Season 2
We pick up with the Clover, Fenton and Franklin after a summer of growing, finding themselves, and building arcane juicers.
11 min
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S10E11 - The Worm Returns
With the long awaited reply to their missive to the library, the only thing that stands between our heroes and the answers they've been searching for is their questionable literacy.
49 min
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S10E10 - The Cloister
The gang infiltrates the church at the heart of Elven culture and finds, you guessed it, piss monks.
67 min
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S10E09 - The Ranger's Heart is a Winter's Bloom
The gang work with Deathaniel's talon to escape a hotel bar then infiltrate a millenia old monastic order at the center of elven culture.
73 min
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S10E08 - Heartwood City
We enter the heart of Elven civilization and Vyng gets a rude awakening as he sees the corruption of his people firsthand. Also, Billie fills his marble jar.
66 min