Your hosts travel to the outer reaches of the galaxy (Glendale, CA) to experience Star Wars: Secrets Of The Empire. A "hyper-reality" experience from the good people at The Void.

Meat Ditties. Bonnie Appetite. Fud Wrapper. The USDA's Food Pyramid. Special Guest, Van Robichaux (Fist Fight, Mitch.Pizza). All your favorites are here and they're ready to put on a show.

Paul Scheer joins us on a journey to Pleasure Island. Featuring The Adventurers Club, The Comedy Warehouse, human mannequins, corporate funny business, the convoluted back story of Merriweather Pleasure, and a quick stop at Church Street Station.

Guete Morge! Your hosts have a spine-rattling, back-breaking, neck-destroying discussion about the Matterhorn Bobsleds, Disneyland's first mountain!Plus, we speculate on what Marvel in the parks will look like.

The Beast! The Racer! An Eiffel Tower for some reason! These are the icons of Cincinnatis Kings Island, best known as the park where the Brady Bunch went once. We visit this no-longer-Paramount-branded wonderland with Ohio native Dave Ferguson (The Birthday Boys, I Love You America).

You're not going to wannna miss a thing when the good boys of Podcast: the Ride talk about the bad boys from Boston and their rockin' ride.

On today's show: a whimsical discussion about a ride featuring a cat that breaks and enters: Islands of Adventure's Cat in the Hat!

Part 2 of our exhaustive trip through Hard Rock Park. We finally answer the question you've all been asking "Does this park have a heavy metal alternative to the Country Bears called the Bear Metal Family?"

Podcast: The Ride combs through the remains of two failed theme parks: The World of Sid and Marty Krofft and Hard Rock Park.

Set sail for a lawless land of pillagers and plunderers: Buena Park, California. Also: Disney World hijinks.

Podcast: The Ride digs into the best spot for air conditioning at Epcot, The American Adventure! A show that asks the question," Has America been too successful?" With Eva Anderson (Comedy Bang Bang, You're the Worst).

Tuck your pants into your socks because Podcast: The Ride is about to leave you soaked: soaked with laughs and lightly researched audio entertainment! Anthony Gioe joins us to talk about Disneyland classic Splash Mountain.

Join all your friends: Mike, Scott, Jason, Reese, Kisses, Twizzler and special guest Evan Susser (Fist Fight, Doughboys) for a delicious discussion about Hersheypark.

Join our hosts, the boys who lived, as they talk with Jessica Mckenna (Off Book Podcast) about Universal Studios Wizarding World of Harry Potter.

In the 80s, Disneyland had a teen dance club called Videopolis. Join the gang as they fantasize about going there, dancing to Bananarama and being young again. With special guest Doug Jones!

Your hosts travel to the Institute of Future Technology to discuss one of Universal's classic attractions. Listen quick, or Mike, Jason and Scott will fade out of that picture you have of them!

Fasten your seat belts as we head to the most magical parking garage on Earth. Are the parking spaces good? Are the escalators bad? Listen and find out! W/ special guest Nick Wiger (Doughboys, @Midnight).

The boys discuss the Disney World attractions ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter and Stitch's Great Escape. A discussion that tests the limits of friendship when Mike makes a shocking confession.

A jaunt to the Keystone State takes a turn into Garfield's Nightmare as we discuss Kennywood with Jon Daly (Kroll Show, A Futile And Stupid Gesture).

A news roundup of bizarre recent theme park happenings, including the arrival of the Trump robot and cadaver tests at the Yacht and Beach Club. Plus, we celebrate Disney's purchase of Fox by building our ideal Fox Land.

Dont hide like Dr. Hammonds coward lawyer. Join us and take the plunge on this Universal Studios classic with Matt Mazany (WWE, Gay Of Thrones).

What better way to celebrate the holidays than splashin' down to Schlitterbahn! The greatest German-themed waterpark in all of New Braunfels, Texas! Kelly Hudson (Search Party, Tond, Make Me Like It podcast) joins us and judges round 2 of Souvenir Smackdown.

Jason, Mike, and Scott whisk you through their favorite Disney Christmas parades and specials from the 70s, 80s, and 90s! Avery Schrieber and Art Carney fans rejoice!

On this episode, we tackle the theme park world's most beloved institution. The crown jewel of Universal's Toon Lagoon: Dudley Do-Right's Ripsaw Falls.

Put on your Vote Nixon button and grab some boysenberries, we're talking Knott's Berry Farm with guest Ryan Perez (SNL, Lords of Synth).