Pull the sword from yonder stone and become the (temporary) ruler of the realm! Plus, thrilling union talk. And jaw-dropping Foot Golf scores!

Recorded live at the Anaheim Hotel, 8/24/19

Dogpatch, U.S.A. was a park based on the staggeringly popular Li'l Abner comic strip. Christopher Cantwell (co-creator, Halt And Catch Fire) tells all about the only theme park where you could catch and eat a trout. These details barely scratch the surface. Prepare yourselves.

Charles Rogers (co-creator, Search Party) joins us to discuss Universals redo of this classic attraction.

Jeff Garlin (Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Goldbergs) returns for a freewheeling conversation about why he loves Disneyland, his 37 years of doing comedy and believe it or not, a few tangents!

Matt Gourley (Superego, Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend) talks improvising at Disney, Push The Talking Trash Can, and two long gone Universal stunt spectaculars!

Let's go down the rabbit hole to discuss this Disneyland exclusive dark ride. Based on a movie Walt Disney was not crazy about!

We take a look at three newly opened rides

Jamie Loftus (The Bechdel Cast) joins us to discuss corporate intrigue, orphaned mice, proper costume cleaning, and the wild history of Chuck E. Cheese.

Paul Rust (Love, In Voorhees We Trust with Gourley and Rust) joins us to discuss the retired DCA musical, emotional childhood vacations, and topical references. Isn't that right, BRITNEY SPEARS?

Summer's heating up! Just like the flames in the now retired Universal Studios Hollywood attraction Backdraft.

This 16 year old attraction just arrived at Disney's California Adventure so we went to take a look! Plus, who or what is Chucko?

Episode 100! Put on your shades and get ready to schmooze as the good boys hop in the limo to discuss Disney's most reviled attraction!

The boys head to Disneyland's Star Wars Galaxy's Edge for opening day!

Next full episode drops Monday, June 3rd.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away there was a Star Trek attraction at the Las Vegas Hilton. It featured two rides, Quark's Bar, a Museum of the Future, a gift shop, and, shockingly, none of us ever went to it.

Lindsay Katai (Teen Creeps, Infinity Train) returns to talk Duffy The Disney Bear. A character beloved in Japan, and Mike and Lindsay's Apartment.

The Dark Arts at Hogwarts Castle is a new projection show at The Wizarding World Of Harry Potter. And we got to see it! Plus, what other hijinks did Jason and Mike get up to while Scott was in Japan? And we answer your questions in a new installment of P:TR Post Office!

Mark Rennie (Gay of Thrones, Fantasy Flix League podcast) joins us for The Grand Circle tour aboard the historic Disneyland Railroad!

Scott's back from his whirlwind Tokyo trip and he's ready to share his Top 10 attractions!

Like a Terminator with a mission, Griffin Newman (The Tick, Blank Check Podcast) is back. Super!

We hop in our SCOOP to discuss one of the best reviewed rides of all time. And the past comes back to haunt one of our intrepid hosts! With great podcast power comes great podcast responsibility!

The tournament you've all been waiting for! The P:TR Fake Rock Final Four! Find out which fake rocks will reign supreme!

An exciting look at Disneyland's newest treat outpost. Dole Whip swirls! S.E.A. oars! Rosita's borscht belt jokes! And Jason buys some pizza.

Defunctland's Kevin Perjurer joins us to talk about the long defunct Tarzan Rocks! Roller bladers, frosted tips, khakis that become shorts, a Rosie O'Donnell comic relief character. The late 90s are back, baby!