Daily Shower Thoughts

Ever had those moments of clarity under a hot warm shower? Here are some of the best collected from r/showerthoughts. Philosophical, profound, and sometimes comedic musings

Produced daily!

Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

Produced by Klassic Studios.

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901
USB killers are serial killers | + 29 more | 09...
4 min
902
Minions don’t have nipples | + 29 more | 08 Aug...
4 min
903
The word crackhead is gender neutral | + 29 mor...
4 min
904
Most grandparents are orphans | + 29 more | 06 ...
4 min
905
ZZ Top’s alter ego is AA Bottom | + 29 more | 0...
4 min
906
Nachos are chip salad | + 29 more | 04 Aug 2022
4 min
907
Cows never get to drink cold milk. | + 15 more ...
2 min
908
Ice tastes different than water | + 24 more | 0...
3 min
909
Humans are faster when sitting. | + 24 more | 0...
3 min
910
Rock bottom is firm ground. | + 24 more | 31 Ju...
4 min
911
There is no actual donkey in the Donkey Kong ga...
4 min
912
Dirt isn’t really that cheap. | + 24 more | 29 ...
3 min
913
As an adult, surprises tend to be bad | + 24 mo...
4 min
914
Leaves are Solar Panels | + 24 more | 27 Jul 2022
4 min
915
Snowboarding is technically a water sport | + 1...
3 min
916
Washing your car is a losing battle. | + 19 mor...
3 min
917
Birds swim in gas. | + 19 more | 24 Jul 2022
3 min
918
Fruits technically qualify as fast food | + 19 ...
3 min
919
Bananas are fruit sausages | + 19 more | 22 Jul...
3 min
920
Sometimes it’s ok to be the NPC and not the mai...
3 min
921
Socks are your own personal carpet. | + 19 more...
3 min
922
Texting and driving signs aren't generally seen...
3 min
923
Being rich only feels special if most people ar...
2 min
924
Breastfeeding babies are at the top of the food...
2 min
925
All bleeding will stop eventually | + 14 more |...
2 min