Daily Shower Thoughts

Ever had those moments of clarity under a hot warm shower? Here are some of the best collected from r/showerthoughts. Philosophical, profound, and sometimes comedic musings

Produced daily!

Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

Stand-Up
Comedy
Philosophy
701
People with ADHD have idle animations. | + 29 m...
4 min
702
Baby butterflies don’t exist. | + 29 more | 21 ...
4 min
703
You don’t really see old cows | + 29 more | 20 ...
5 min
704
Egg salad is chicken salad. | + 29 more | 19 Au...
4 min
705
All birds are pilots | + 29 more | 18 Aug 2022
4 min
706
Your nipples are older than your teeth. | + 29 ...
5 min
707
Life has a 100% mortality rate | + 29 more | 16...
5 min
708
No one has ever survived life | + 29 more | 15 ...
4 min
709
Unicycles are all wheel drive. | + 29 more | 14...
5 min
710
Babies don't cry, they scream in agony | + 29 m...
4 min
711
Hot tubs are human soup. | + 29 more | 12 Aug 2022
4 min
712
Crust is bread armor. | + 29 more | 11 Aug 2022
4 min
713
Edibles are food that make you MORE hungry. | +...
4 min
714
USB killers are serial killers | + 29 more | 09...
4 min
715
Minions don’t have nipples | + 29 more | 08 Aug...
4 min
716
The word crackhead is gender neutral | + 29 mor...
4 min
717
Most grandparents are orphans | + 29 more | 06 ...
4 min
718
ZZ Top’s alter ego is AA Bottom | + 29 more | 0...
4 min
719
Nachos are chip salad | + 29 more | 04 Aug 2022
4 min
720
Cows never get to drink cold milk. | + 15 more ...
2 min
721
Ice tastes different than water | + 24 more | 0...
3 min
722
Humans are faster when sitting. | + 24 more | 0...
3 min
723
Rock bottom is firm ground. | + 24 more | 31 Ju...
4 min
724
There is no actual donkey in the Donkey Kong ga...
4 min
725
Dirt isn’t really that cheap. | + 24 more | 29 ...
3 min