Cash and T.J. talk about earthquake sex, Sir Mixolot, bachelorette parties, alien probing, "Cash and the Bad Checks", lasso tears, natures harmonica, Gladys phobia, and ask the question, "Why is Cash blindfolded for each episode?"

Cash and T.J. discuss the Blue Man Group, sniffing paint, anti birthday greetings, car goggles, pre-recorded sunsets, moon respect, gmail prejudice, air hugs, and ask the question, "Why does Cash act like a little girl at concerts?" No animals were harmed in the making of this episode, but we were pretty awful to some minerals and vegetables. Berated a carrot for 20 minutes...

Cash and T.J. analyze his last fight, happy endings, clumsy girlfriends, Revenge of the Nerds, chain mail, Billy goat puke, cactus cock, self-checkout issues and ask the question, "Do T.J's wild eyes intimidate other men?" If the Karate Kid had listened to this episode, Mr. Miyagi would have been superfluous...

Cash and T.J discuss cavemen tantrums, goth day at Disneyland, bicycle stakeouts, lozenge confusion, hoarding baseballs, silent crying, vetoing breakups, and ask the question, "Is it better to go skydiving or eat tacos?" Whoever conceives a child during this episode will have a free pass to all "Cashing in" after party's....

Cash, T.J. and a mysterious visitor analyze lawyers with tattoos, egotistical flatbread, pajama etiquette, stoned therapists, air jamming, alcoholic dentists, gang names, Beauty and the Beast and ask the question, "Would Cash do whatever a talking dog wants?'" This episode was recorded in the state of Denver and will be used as a cautionary tale in future "DARE" campaigns...

Cash and T.J. analyze horse chicks, Rob Lowe's manta ray adventure, name-dropping, Chipotle's tiny lots, sidecar Segways, T.J's costume toggery, octopus showers, and ask the question, "Was James Dean really Judd Nelson?" This episode has its own commemorative bumper sticker. It says, "Jesus does my checking!"

T.J. and Cash coin some new phrases and discuss leaf blowers vs religious zealots, free standing reindeer, pear shaped girls, competitive eating, god stalking, dog punching, pterodactyl balls, and why sex isn't more pleasurable than eating. This episode is an honestode full of "Real Juice", drink it up...

Cash and T.J. discuss hitting on girls in motion, cheesy Disc Jockies, Texas wingmen, Korean fire drills, monocle revivals, shooting sprees, French-type people, and ask the question, "Should 'Poemos' be allowed to marry?" This controversial episode has been banned in France, but is #1 in the UK and/or Syria...

T.J. and Cash exchange views on the hand-gliding mafia, robot dog lawyers, 20-cent Bloody Marys, ironic mustaches, BBQ holidays, expensive shoes, cocooning, TJ's Indefatigablility, getting lost in Borneo, and ask the question, "Would you fistfight an Orangutan for $2000 dollars?" This episode includes expletives about the devil, if you play it backward, there's a secret message about Rosie O'Donnell's whereabouts…

In this episode T.J. and Cash talk about animalistic desires, Abraham Lincoln's ghost, tuna-safe dolphins, performing in Afghanistan, the brothel of Cash Levy's mind, shark attacks, fake elevator calls, tips on renting an apt, and ask the question, "Why are Cheetahs, such needy lovers?" No animals were tested in the taping of this episode, but one Ostrich may have been offended…

Cash and T.J. discuss having sex with big foot, vacationing with Whoopi Goldberg, handsome voice-over stars, penises to scale, rope swing conceptions, partying with Einstein, gaining weight on meth, getting your time machine in order, being "stoned" to death, and how to give the spork more street credibility.

Cash and TJ asses if rioting is an excuse for looting, John Mayer's questionable activities, blood diamonds, vases of dead flowers, freak paddle boating accidents, thread count, unhappy football watchers, why trumpets aren't useful, hair shirts, sex with a florists wife, and ask the question "why don't homeless people take vacations?"

T.J. and Cash analyze if a three-way constitutes cheating, chicken facials, trusting cab drivers, making love on flag day, meeting John Stamos, the academy awards, stupid dog photos, liquid dick, and ask the question, "is it ok to masturbate while watching a tsunami?" This is one of our favorite episodes. It includes a Twology and may necessitate a shower...

Cash and T.J. discuss inappropriate foster parents, heroin success stories, ballbusting, biodegradable gum, The 4th of July debacle, billboard ideas, good hotel strategy, cotton candy limits, and if reflecting water makes you look fat. This is the episode you shouldn't miss because it precedes the next one.

T.J. and Cash talk about embracing bag women, the persecution of baby Lima beans, getaway cars, the pussification of men, depressing strippers, if people deserve to have jobs, useful phrases, and ask the question, "Did Buddha have a weight problem?" This inaugural episode is sponsored by Pod Cream.