2 Dumb For This

Trenton has a sensitive gag reflex and likes guns, burgers, and babes. He podcasts with a banjo and a high-flying American flag behind his desk. Jesse is a free-thinking vegan hippie who cries a lot. We actually think he has a low T problem and might be turning into a lady. Join these two best friends as they discuss whatever dumb things comes to mind. And you never know who is gonna stop by the show! It's fun. It's weird. It's the 2 Dumb For This show. New episodes launch every Tuesday.

Comedy
Comedy Interviews
Society & Culture
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TEASER: "Introducing Iron Hole" is launching Th...
Trenton and Jesse invent a new super hero named Iron Hole. Episode #20 is coming out on Thursday, November 14. And you won't want to miss it.
5 min
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BEST OF: Weddings, Superheroes, and Shorts
This is where it all started. Trenton and Jesse have been kicking around the idea of starting a podcast for over a decade (Jesse still has his old copy of Podcasting for Dummies!). In 2018, Jesse attended Trenton's wedding and the two of them re-visited the conversation through older, wiser, sexier eyes. Shortly afterwards, Trenton and Jesse called each other and pressed record.
9 min
53
Take Your Dum Dums and Shove 'Em Up Your Bum Bum
Like Halloween? Like 90s music? Then you'll LOVE Episode #19. Call and leave a voicemail for the show: 51-BEEF-1608 (512-333-1608) Request a free show sticker: http://www.2dumbforthis.com Follow the show on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/2dumbforthis Follow the show on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/2dumbforthis Like the show on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/2dumbforthis Email the show: 2dumbforthispodcast@gmail.com Give the show FIVE STARS on iTunes. Share with your friends and family. Listen to the complete archive: http://www.2dumbforthis.com
131 min
54
TEASER: "Take Your Dums Dums and Shove 'Em Up Y...
Episode #19 is coming Tuesday, November 6. Listen to the teaser here! In Episode #19, Trenton and Jesse discuss Halloween costumes and 90s music.
2 min
55
Huge Fireman's Hose, The Lottery, and The Fatberg
What would you do if you won the $1.6 BILLION lottery? Trenton and Jesse here have a few ideas here in Episode #18 of the 2 Dumb For This Podcast. Trenton also tells the story about a recent dong he has seen and Jesse makes Trenton puke with a graphic description of a FATBERG. Listen now!
135 min
56
Don't Ever Put Your Mouth on a Glory Hole
In Episode 17, Jesse bakes himself into a coma, Trenton gets irate about everybody's lack of common sense, and the boys learn something special about themselves.
136 min
57
Call our new studio line 512-333-1608
In Episode #16, Trenton and Jesse get a new studio telephone line and talk about cool stuff. Listen now! Call and leave a voicemail for the show: 512-333-1608
131 min
58
Natural Disasters, Bert and Ernie, and Swedish ...
In Episode #15, Trenton and Jesse talk about getting torn limb by limb by a pack of wolves, the culture war of Bert and Ernie, and all of the hairspray it took to launch Swedish Metal Aid. Enjoy!
150 min
59
Soaked from the Bone
In Episode #14, Trenton and Jesse launch a new site, get a donation, and talk about freedom of speech! Trenton needs a new mattress because he banged the other one broke. Will he buy a sleep number? Who knows?! Listen and find out.
117 min
60
Do you toss the salads yourself?
In Episode #13, Trenton and Jesse discuss Chuck Norris, insurance premiums, and why you should never ever send your food back at a restaurant. You're gonna love it. Share this one with your friends.
126 min
61
2 Swingin' For This
In Episode #12, the boys have a swingin' good time talking about Paul Flart and Carrot Top. Jesse reveals he would make an excellent house wife and they discuss John McCain and Robin Leach. Enjoy! Follow the show on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/2dumbforthis Follow the show on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/2dumbforthis Like the show on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/2dumbforthis Email the show: 2dumbforthispodcast@gmail.com Give the show FIVE STARS on iTunes. Share with your friends and family. Listen to the complete archive: http://www.2dumbforthis.com
102 min
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AI Sex Robots, Face Transplants, and Somebody P...
In episode #11, Trenton and Jesse discuss AI powered sex robots, sea monsters, and face transplants. They also get to the BOTTOM (he he get it?) of who may or may not have pooped in the bed. Follow the show on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/2dumbforthis Follow the show on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/2dumbforthis Like the show on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/2dumbforthis Email the show: 2dumbforthispodcast@gmail.com Give the show FIVE STARS on iTunes. Share with your friends and family. Listen to the complete archive: http://www.2dumbforthis.com
138 min
63
Wet Toilet Paper Makes Me Dry Heave (SPECIAL AN...
In Episode #10, Trenton dry heaves... A LOT. The boys go live on Twitter in an attempt to be more engaging on social media. And they can't stop singing "MMM MMM MMM MMM." Follow the show on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/2dumbforthis Follow the show on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/2dumbforthis Like the show on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/2dumbforthis Email the show: 2dumbforthispodcast@gmail.com Give the show FIVE STARS on iTunes. Share with your friends and family. Listen to the complete archive: http://www.2dumbforthis.com
134 min
64
Boobs vs. Butts
In Episode 9, Jesse recaps his recent experience attending an Offspring concert, the boys do some hard hitting investigative journalism regarding the paradigm shift that occurred in August of 2013 when butts officially outpaced boobs in Google searches, and Trenton discusses what his life would be like if he were a pretty lady.
133 min
65
Pork 'n Puddin'
In Episode 8, Trenton and Jesse take you back to some of their drinkin' days. The boys share their stories of puking after eating an insane amount of pudding, tipping over a porta potty, and headlining a concert where nobody showed up.
125 min
66
Smashing Pumpkins, Gag Reflexes, and Unwanted B...
In Episode 7, Trenton and Jesse discuss the Smashing Pumpkins, gag reflexes, and unwanted boners.
137 min
67
Cocksmetics, RAD, and the Last Blockbuster
In Episode 6, Trenton and Jesse discuss the 80s BMX movie RAD, the last standing Blockbuster, and their new line of cocksmetics products. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, TuneIn and more. Visit www.2dumbforthis.com to listen to the archive.
123 min
68
Birthdays, Cosplay, and Life After Death
Hey, you. Yes, you. Listen up! In Episode 5, the boys get deep on ya! They discuss birthdays, cosplay, and life after death. What happens when Trenton finds a UHF poster at a nerd convention? What is Jesse eating in the mic? And what happens when we die? Trenton and Jesse explain it all. So get that cheese log outta your ears you crusty SOBs and subscribe to the show. This one! And turn it up as loud as possible.
108 min
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Ignore The First Three Episodes
In Episode 4, Trenton and Jesse finally get their shit together. They try out their new recording technique and we must say it sounds pretty sweeeeet. But we're not biased or anything. Listen for yourself. Enjoy the show.
83 min
70
Havin' a Roni
In Episode 3, Trenton and Jesse discuss live concerts, camping disasters, Joe Jackson, and Vanilla Ice.
85 min
71
New Intro Music and Other Super Important Things
In Episode 2, Trenton and Jesse add super cool intro music to the show and discuss popular music, the rise of artificial intelligence, and the advantage of listening to books on tape. Find out what's inside of Jesse's trunk. Listen now.
89 min
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The Pilot
In the pilot episode of 2 Dumb For This, Trenton and Jesse knock some of the rust loose by talking about Trenton's recent honeymoon, alien invaders, and the advantage of threatening to poop on floors.
90 min