2 Dumb For This

Trenton has a sensitive gag reflex and likes guns, burgers, and babes. He podcasts with a banjo and a high-flying American flag behind his desk. Jesse is a free-thinking vegan hippie who cries a lot. We actually think he has a low T problem and might be turning into a lady. Join these two best friends as they discuss whatever dumb things comes to mind. And you never know who is gonna stop by the show! It's fun. It's weird. It's the 2 Dumb For This show. New episodes launch every Tuesday.

Comedy
Comedy Interviews
Society & Culture
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Lockdown, Baby - The 2020 Comeback Special
Jesse and Trenton are back!
161 min
2
Ari "The Sperminator" Nagel
Our guest this week is Ari Nagel. They call him The Sperminator. He donates his sperm to folks in need. Ari has been featured on The Maury Show, HLN, The Doctors, and many more media outlets. In July, he will be welcoming child number 50.
85 min
3
"Ari "The Sperminator" Nagel" Launches Thursday...
Our guest this week is Ari Nagel. They call him The Sperminator. He donates his sperm to folks in need. Ari has been featured on The Maury Show, HLN, The Doctors, and many more media outlets. In July, he will be welcoming child number 50.
2 min
4
Dusty Slay
Dusty Slay is a Nashville-based comedian who has appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Last Comic Standing, and loads more. Variety Magazine calls him one of the Top Comics to Watch in 2019. He's one of the funniest comics out there and you absolutely must check him out. In this episode, we have a good time with Dusty Slay.
70 min
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TEASER: "Dusty Slay" launches Tuesday, June 25
Dusty Slay is a Nashville-based comedian who has appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Last Comic Standing, and loads more. Variety Magazine calls him one of the Top Comics to Watch in 2019. He's one of the funniest comics out there and you absolutely must check him out. In this episode, we have a good time with Dusty Slay. The episode launches Tuesday, June 25. Don't miss this one!
3 min
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Maddie Ross
Billboard Magazine calls Maddie Ross's new album *Never Have I Ever* "an awesome pop rock flashblack debut LP." Maddie calls into the show to discuss her new album, life on the road with KT Tunstall, and Trenton's farts. Afterward, Trenton and Jesse get sentimental about their previous life in a failed punk rock band and they play a couple of of their old songs.
102 min
7
We Pussed Out (Behind the Scenes Audio)
The previous episode sucked. And it ends really quickly without much explanation. After the episode ended, Trenton and Jesse kept recording. We're gonna play the behind the scenes episode for you to let you know that we know that the previous episode sucked. The guy was nice. The interview was nice. But there was something about his voice that put Trenton in a really bad mood. This is just Trenton and Jesse shooting the shit for a little bit longer. We hope you enjoy the behind the scenes audio. Enjoy!
24 min
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TEASER: "Maddie Ross" Launches Tuesday, June 18
Billboard Magazine calls Maddie Ross's new album *Never Have I Ever* "an awesome pop rock flashblack debut LP." Maddie calls into the show to discuss her new album, life on the road with KT Tunstall, and Trenton's farts. Afterward, Trenton and Jesse get sentimental about their previous life in a failed punk rock band and they play a couple of of their old songs. This episode launches Tuesday, June 18. Don't miss it!
5 min
9
Scary Stories Documentary (Cody Meirick, Produc...
Producer/Director of the new Scary Stories Documentary Cody Meirick hangs with the guys to discuss the insanely popular cult book series Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. Available now on VOD & DVD. Trenton is in a funk while the boys discuss hairless guinea pigs. Things get awkward and the show ends abruptly.
63 min
10
TEASER: Scary Stories Documentary (Producer/Dir...
This episode launches Tuesday, June 11. Producer/Director of the new Scary Stories Documentary Cody Meirick hangs with the guys to discuss the insanely popular cult book series Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. Available now on VOD & DVD. Trenton is in a funk while the boys discuss hairless guinea pigs. Things get awkward and the show ends abruptly. Subscribe now so you don't miss it!
3 min
11
Jesse Jane
Adult film superstar Jesse Jane hangs with the guys for a once-in-a-lifetime show! Jesse makes a huge announcement and talks about her massive, award-winning career in the adult entertainment business. The guys intro a new producer named O'Neal. And Welldagum calls into the back end of the show.
120 min
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TEASER: "Jesse Jane" launches Tuesday, June 4
Adult film superstar Jesse Jane hangs with the guys for a once-in-a-lifetime show! Jesse makes a huge announcement and talks about her massive, award-winning career in the adult entertainment business. The guys intro a new producer named O'Neal. And Welldagum calls into the back end of the show. This show launches Tuesday, June 4.
2 min
13
BEST OF: Those Thumbs Tho
This is a BEST OF clip from our episode called BRACKLE DACKLE. Be sure and check out the full episode!
13 min
14
The Suitcase Junket
Matt from The Suitcase Junket takes a break from his tour to call into the show. The boys talk music, art, and opossum privates. Don't miss this one. Listen now!
73 min
15
TEASER: "The Suitcase Junket" launches Tuesday,...
Matt from The Suitcase Junket takes a break from his tour to call into the show. The boys talk music, art, and opossum privates. This episode launches Tuesday, May 28.
2 min
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Kevin McDonald
Cult comedy icon Kevin McDonald calls into the show! Kevin Mcdonald is a member of the influential comedy troupe The Kids in the Hall and is the mind behind Kevin Mcdonald's The Kevin Mcdonald Show. Trenton and Jesse chat comedy and music with Kevin. This is an amazing show. You don't want to miss it. Be sure and check out Kevin's upcoming tour dates and subscribe to his podcast below.
88 min
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TEASER: "Kevin McDonald" launches Tuesday, May 21
"Kevin McDonald" launches Tuesday, May 21! Cult comedy icon Kevin McDonald calls into the show! Kevin Mcdonald is a member of the influential comedy troupe The Kids in the Hall and is the mind behind Kevin Mcdonald's The Kevin Mcdonald Show. Trenton and Jesse chat comedy and music with Kevin. This is an amazing show. You don't want to miss it. Be sure and check out Kevin's upcoming tour dates and subscribe to his podcast below.
1 min
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The VelociPastor (Brendan Steere, Writer/Direct...
The folks behind the viral sensation The VelociPastor call into the show for an amazing hang. Writer/Director Brendan Steere, and stars of The Velocipastor Greg Cohen and Alyssa Kempinski join Trenton and Jesse to chat about their upcoming movie The VelociPastor!
88 min
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TEASER: "The VelociPastor" launches Tuesday, Ma...
The folks behind the viral sensation The VelociPastor call into the show for an amazing hang. Writer/Director Brendan Steere, and stars of The Velocipastor Greg Cohen and Alyssa Kempinski join Trenton and Jesse to chat about their upcoming movie The VelociPastor! This episode launches on Tuesday, May 14.
1 min
20
We Got Stood Up, Welldagum Surprises the Show
Trenton and Jesse get stood up by an LA celebrity superstar... TWICE. Who stood them up? Any guesses? In this episode, Trenton and Jesse rant a bunch about their missing guest and then talk about the measles. And Welldagum surprises the show.
174 min
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TEASER: "We Got Stood Up" launches Tuesday, May 7
Trenton and Jesse get stood up by an LA superstar celebrity... TWICE. Who stood them up? Any guesses? In this episode, Trenton and Jesse rant a bunch about their missing guest and then talk about the measles. And Welldagum surprises the show. This episode launches Tuesday, May 7.
3 min
22
Ashley Resch
Trenton and Jesse hang with the talented and beautiful Ashley Resch. Ashley is an Internationally Published Model, Model Coach & Mentor and the Owner of Reach with Resch & Boss Babe Movement. She has been published over 75 times by publications like Sports Illustrated, The Chive, BroBible, Barstool Sports and many more. Enjoy!
115 min
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TEASER: "Ashley Resch" launches Tuesday, April 30
Trenton and Jesse hang with the talented and beautiful Ashley Resch. Ashley is an Internationally Published Model, Model Coach & Mentor and the Owner of Reach with Resch & Boss Babe Movement. She has been published over 75 times by publications like Sports Illustrated, The Chive, BroBible, Barstool Sports and many more. Ashley's episode launches Tuesday, April 30. Don't miss it!
1 min
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Natalie and Dave Sideserf from Sideserf Cake St...
Trenton and Jesse hang with Natalie and Dave Sideserf from Sideserf Cake Studio. This is an amazing episode. Natalie and Dave are hilarious. And they are cake geniuses. How do they do the magical things they do with CAKE?! Want to see Prison Mike in cake form? Check them out!
100 min
25
TEASER: Sideserf Cake Studio launches Tuesday, ...
Trenton and Jesse hang with Natalie and Dave Sideserf of Sideserf Cake Studio. This is an amazing episode. Natalie and Dave and hilarious. And they are cake geniuses. Want to see Prison Mike in cake form? Check them out! This episode launches Tuesday, April 23.
3 min
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Jesse's Family in Studio (PART 2)
Some of Jesse's family stopped by the studio this week! Jesse's mom, Linda, Jesse's sister, Marilyn, and Marilyn's boyfriend, Wyatt, stop by the studio to hang with Trenton and Jesse. This is Part 2 of a very special TWO PART episode, the epic conclusion. More alcohol is consumed. Jesse's dog pooped in his childhood bed (which we think explains a lot) and we teach you how to grapefruit your man. Download and listen right now. Do it.
105 min
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Jesse's Family in Studio (PART 1)
Some of Jesse's family stopped by the studio this week! Jesse's mom, Linda, Jesse's sister, Marilyn, and Marilyn's boyfriend, Wyatt, stop by the studio to hang with Trenton and Jesse. This is Part 1 of a very special TWO PART episode. Lots of ground gets covered. And some family secrets get revealed. Download and listen right now.
98 min
28
TEASER: "Jesse's Family in Studio (PART 1)" is ...
Some of Jesse's family stopped by the studio this week! Jesse's mom, Linda, Jesse's sister, Marilyn, and Marilyn's boyfriend, Wyatt, stop by the studio to hang with Trenton and Jesse. Part 1 launches Tuesday, April 9. You don't want to miss this one!
2 min
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Tracy Pereira
Private chef extraordinaire Tracy Pereira joins Trenton and Jesse in a very special episode of the 2 Dumb For This show. They talk food, Australia, and private parts. Listen now!
123 min
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TEASER: "Tracy Pereira" is coming Tuesday, Marc...
"Tracy Pereira" launches Tuesday, March 26. Private chef extraordinaire Tracy Pereira joins Trenton and Jesse in a very special episode of the 2 Dumb For This show. They talk food, Australia, and private parts.
4 min
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Mike Bocchetti
The one, the only Mike Bocchetti joins Trenton and Jesse on this very special episode of the 2 Dumb For This show. The guys talk food, the Civil War, and Dances with Wolves. You don't want to miss this one! Also, Josh and Liz from Colorado call the show.
114 min
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TEASER: "Mike Bocchetti" is launching Tuesday, ...
"Mike Bocchetti" launches Tuesday, March 19. In this preview snippet, Trenton and Jesse catch up with the one and only comedian Mike Bocchetti. The guys spend an hour with Mike talking about sobriety, the civil war, and the 2nd Amendment. This is one you won't want to miss!
1 min
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Brackle Dackle
Trenton used to do WHAT in the pool?! In "Brackle Dackle," Trenton and Jesse take calls from Josh in Colorado and Todd in Iowa. Todd's mom is a good sport. And he has a cat with a dick for a nose. Well, at least we THINK it's a cat. Jesse pukes. Trenton pukes. Overall, it's a pretty normal 2 Dumb For This show. Enjoy!
117 min
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"Brackle Dackle" is launching Tuesday, March 12
"Brackle Dackle" launches Tuesday, March 12. In this preview snippet, Trenton and Jesse catch up with Todd from Iowa. Todd tells the guys he has a cat with a dick nose and it ends with Jesse puking down his shirt. You don't wanna miss this one!
3 min
35
Everyone Should Watch Abducted in Plain Sight
WARNING: This episode contains spoilers and graphic content. Children should not listen to this episode, or really any other of our shows for that matter. Trenton and Jesse spend an entire episode talking about the shocking NETFLIX documentary, Abducted in Plain Sight. It's a must-see. Watch it before you listen to this episode. There WILL be spoilers. You've been warned. Now enjoy the show!!
116 min
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Teaser: "Abducted in Plain Sight Special Specta...
Episode #27 is coming Tuesday, March 5. Trenton and Jesse spend the entire episode talking about the shocking NETFLIX documentary, Abducted in Plain Sight. Watch the movie and then tune in here. Call and leave a voicemail for the show: 51-BEEF-1608 (512-333-1608) Request a free show sticker and shop merch: http://www.2dumbforthis.com Follow the show on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/2dumbforthis Follow the show on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/2dumbforthis Like the show on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/2dumbforthis Email the show: 2dumbforthispodcast@gmail.com Give the show FIVE STARS on iTunes. Share with your friends and family. Listen to the complete archive: http://www.2dumbforthis.com
3 min
37
Trenton's Super Happy Magic Birthday XXXtravaganza
Trenton celebrates a birthday! What did his wife get for him? I dunno, you'll have to listen to find out. But it's something BIG. Jesse gets pissy with smartphones. And the boys get trapped in a closet with R Kelly.
92 min
38
TEASER: "Trenton's Super Happy Magic Birthday X...
1 min
39
Vajazzle Your Beard
Join Trenton and Jesse as they embark on the first 2 DUMB FOR THIS show of 2019. There's lots to catch up on - Trenton has a huge announcement about his face, a brand new fatberg has been discovered (you won't believe the size of this thing), and the guys discuss the 2019 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees.
141 min
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TEASER: "Vajazzle Your Beard" is launching Tues...
Episode #25 is coming Tuesday, January 22. Check out this clip! Join Trenton and Jesse as they embark on the first 2 DUMB FOR THIS show of 2019. There's lots to catch up on - Trenton has a huge announcement about his face, a brand new fatberg has been discovered (you won't believe the size of this thing), and the guys discuss the 2019 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees.
1 min
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21 HUMP STREET
Trenton and Jesse are back after three weeks of fever, vomiting, and the shits. And they come back with a vengeance. Listen as they take you behind the scenes of Destroy Dick December, 12 Hump Street, and the rising problem of touchy teachers.
133 min
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TEASER: "21 Hump Street" is launching Tuesday, ...
In this teaser clip for Episode #24, Trenton cooks up a plan to go undercover as a high school kid to hit on hot teachers. Episode #24 launches Tuesday, December 18. In Episode #24, Trenton and Jesse are back after three weeks of fever, vomiting, and the shits. And they come back with a vengeance. Listen as they take you behind the scenes of Destroy Dick December, 12 Hump Street, and the rising problem of touchy teachers.
2 min
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BEST OF: People Under the Leather Daddy
In this throwback clip from Episode #10, Trenton googles "Leather Daddy" and is never the same. They discuss the 1991 movie People Under the Stairs. Jesse has seen the movie "like 10 times."
9 min
44
You Smell Like Prestige and Semen
Things get extra squirrely in Episode #23 of the 2 Dumb For This Podcast. Trenton and Jesse talk about artificial intelligence blowjobs, hidden tribes of people on lost islands, and the hunt for life on Mars.
139 min
45
TEASER: "You Smell Like Prestige and Semen" lau...
Don't eat the Romaine! Here's the intro for show #23, coming bright and early Wednesday, November 28. In the upcoming episode, Trenton and Jesse talk about artificial intelligence blowjobs, hidden tribes of people on lost islands, and the hunt for life on Mars.
3 min
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Thanksgiving Special (Part 2)
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!! In the exciting conclusion of our very first two-part Thanksgiving Special, we discuss Cyber Monday, Pauly Shore, and data privacy. Put on your tin foil hats because the back half of the show is a wild ride.
94 min
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Thanksgiving Special (Part 1)
Trenton and Jesse discuss their upcoming Thanksgiving plans while Trenton brainstorms how many wild turkeys he could take in a fight. The boys discuss their thoughts on black friday sales and Jesse takes a poop.
107 min
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TEASER: "Thanksgiving Special (PART 1)" is laun...
If Trenton get cornered by a gang of wild turkeys, how many could he take down? Part of the 2 DUMB FOR THIS Thanksgiving Special comes out Tuesday, November 20. Subscribe now so you don't miss it!
2 min
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BEST OF: Jesse is Turning Into a Lady
Jesse believes he has Low T. Trenton gets suspicious when Jesse starts singing like a lounge singer and discussing his love of baking. Trenton thinks Jesse is turning into a lady.
13 min
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Introducing Iron Hole
Trenton and Jesse brainstorm their own original super hero named Iron Hole. They also discuss No Nut November, dangerous animals in Australia, and Crispr gene editing. Download it, enjoy it, and share it with friends.
133 min
51
TEASER: "Introducing Iron Hole" is launching Th...
Trenton and Jesse invent a new super hero named Iron Hole. Episode #20 is coming out on Thursday, November 14. And you won't want to miss it.
5 min
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BEST OF: Weddings, Superheroes, and Shorts
This is where it all started. Trenton and Jesse have been kicking around the idea of starting a podcast for over a decade (Jesse still has his old copy of Podcasting for Dummies!). In 2018, Jesse attended Trenton's wedding and the two of them re-visited the conversation through older, wiser, sexier eyes. Shortly afterwards, Trenton and Jesse called each other and pressed record.
9 min
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Take Your Dum Dums and Shove 'Em Up Your Bum Bum
Like Halloween? Like 90s music? Then you'll LOVE Episode #19. Call and leave a voicemail for the show: 51-BEEF-1608 (512-333-1608) Request a free show sticker: http://www.2dumbforthis.com Follow the show on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/2dumbforthis Follow the show on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/2dumbforthis Like the show on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/2dumbforthis Email the show: 2dumbforthispodcast@gmail.com Give the show FIVE STARS on iTunes. Share with your friends and family. Listen to the complete archive: http://www.2dumbforthis.com
131 min
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TEASER: "Take Your Dums Dums and Shove 'Em Up Y...
Episode #19 is coming Tuesday, November 6. Listen to the teaser here! In Episode #19, Trenton and Jesse discuss Halloween costumes and 90s music.
2 min
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Huge Fireman's Hose, The Lottery, and The Fatberg
What would you do if you won the $1.6 BILLION lottery? Trenton and Jesse here have a few ideas here in Episode #18 of the 2 Dumb For This Podcast. Trenton also tells the story about a recent dong he has seen and Jesse makes Trenton puke with a graphic description of a FATBERG. Listen now!
135 min
56
Don't Ever Put Your Mouth on a Glory Hole
In Episode 17, Jesse bakes himself into a coma, Trenton gets irate about everybody's lack of common sense, and the boys learn something special about themselves.
136 min
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Call our new studio line 512-333-1608
In Episode #16, Trenton and Jesse get a new studio telephone line and talk about cool stuff. Listen now! Call and leave a voicemail for the show: 512-333-1608
131 min
58
Natural Disasters, Bert and Ernie, and Swedish ...
In Episode #15, Trenton and Jesse talk about getting torn limb by limb by a pack of wolves, the culture war of Bert and Ernie, and all of the hairspray it took to launch Swedish Metal Aid. Enjoy!
150 min
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Soaked from the Bone
In Episode #14, Trenton and Jesse launch a new site, get a donation, and talk about freedom of speech! Trenton needs a new mattress because he banged the other one broke. Will he buy a sleep number? Who knows?! Listen and find out.
117 min
60
Do you toss the salads yourself?
In Episode #13, Trenton and Jesse discuss Chuck Norris, insurance premiums, and why you should never ever send your food back at a restaurant. You're gonna love it. Share this one with your friends.
126 min
61
2 Swingin' For This
In Episode #12, the boys have a swingin' good time talking about Paul Flart and Carrot Top. Jesse reveals he would make an excellent house wife and they discuss John McCain and Robin Leach. Enjoy! Follow the show on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/2dumbforthis Follow the show on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/2dumbforthis Like the show on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/2dumbforthis Email the show: 2dumbforthispodcast@gmail.com Give the show FIVE STARS on iTunes. Share with your friends and family. Listen to the complete archive: http://www.2dumbforthis.com
102 min
62
AI Sex Robots, Face Transplants, and Somebody P...
In episode #11, Trenton and Jesse discuss AI powered sex robots, sea monsters, and face transplants. They also get to the BOTTOM (he he get it?) of who may or may not have pooped in the bed. Follow the show on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/2dumbforthis Follow the show on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/2dumbforthis Like the show on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/2dumbforthis Email the show: 2dumbforthispodcast@gmail.com Give the show FIVE STARS on iTunes. Share with your friends and family. Listen to the complete archive: http://www.2dumbforthis.com
138 min
63
Wet Toilet Paper Makes Me Dry Heave (SPECIAL AN...
In Episode #10, Trenton dry heaves... A LOT. The boys go live on Twitter in an attempt to be more engaging on social media. And they can't stop singing "MMM MMM MMM MMM." Follow the show on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/2dumbforthis Follow the show on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/2dumbforthis Like the show on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/2dumbforthis Email the show: 2dumbforthispodcast@gmail.com Give the show FIVE STARS on iTunes. Share with your friends and family. Listen to the complete archive: http://www.2dumbforthis.com
134 min
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Boobs vs. Butts
In Episode 9, Jesse recaps his recent experience attending an Offspring concert, the boys do some hard hitting investigative journalism regarding the paradigm shift that occurred in August of 2013 when butts officially outpaced boobs in Google searches, and Trenton discusses what his life would be like if he were a pretty lady.
133 min
65
Pork 'n Puddin'
In Episode 8, Trenton and Jesse take you back to some of their drinkin' days. The boys share their stories of puking after eating an insane amount of pudding, tipping over a porta potty, and headlining a concert where nobody showed up.
125 min
66
Smashing Pumpkins, Gag Reflexes, and Unwanted B...
In Episode 7, Trenton and Jesse discuss the Smashing Pumpkins, gag reflexes, and unwanted boners.
137 min
67
Cocksmetics, RAD, and the Last Blockbuster
In Episode 6, Trenton and Jesse discuss the 80s BMX movie RAD, the last standing Blockbuster, and their new line of cocksmetics products. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, TuneIn and more. Visit www.2dumbforthis.com to listen to the archive.
123 min
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Birthdays, Cosplay, and Life After Death
Hey, you. Yes, you. Listen up! In Episode 5, the boys get deep on ya! They discuss birthdays, cosplay, and life after death. What happens when Trenton finds a UHF poster at a nerd convention? What is Jesse eating in the mic? And what happens when we die? Trenton and Jesse explain it all. So get that cheese log outta your ears you crusty SOBs and subscribe to the show. This one! And turn it up as loud as possible.
108 min
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Ignore The First Three Episodes
In Episode 4, Trenton and Jesse finally get their shit together. They try out their new recording technique and we must say it sounds pretty sweeeeet. But we're not biased or anything. Listen for yourself. Enjoy the show.
83 min
70
Havin' a Roni
In Episode 3, Trenton and Jesse discuss live concerts, camping disasters, Joe Jackson, and Vanilla Ice.
85 min
71
New Intro Music and Other Super Important Things
In Episode 2, Trenton and Jesse add super cool intro music to the show and discuss popular music, the rise of artificial intelligence, and the advantage of listening to books on tape. Find out what's inside of Jesse's trunk. Listen now.
89 min
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The Pilot
In the pilot episode of 2 Dumb For This, Trenton and Jesse knock some of the rust loose by talking about Trenton's recent honeymoon, alien invaders, and the advantage of threatening to poop on floors.
90 min