Dying Laughing with Jessimae
Welcome to Dying Laughing, where we laugh in the face of loss and death because if you’re not laughing, you’re crying in a Marshall's fitting room while listening to Fleetwood Mac on repeat. You’re going to experience all kinds of loss in your life: a loved one, your job, your relationship, your pet (which is way worse than your relationship) and even your favorite necklace that your dad gave you (which your toxic ex definitely stole). You’ll even lose yourself from time to time. While all of this sounds brutal, it can also be beautiful. I call it ‘brutiful.’
Join me and some of my favorite human beings as we talk about the mess, the magic, and the meaning in our grief. Everything deserves a proper burial, even our dignity. I’ll be your grief guru through it all.
Welcome to Dying Laughing with Jessimae. 💀🖤
Editing and promos by: Debbie Dellorso.🐿️
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Podcast music: "Breathe" by Tyler Labine.
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351
The Truth About Dementia | Jessimae
In this very personal episode, Jessimae discusses the struggles of dealing with her father's dementia, the lack of elderly care in America, and bitches about how no one prepares you for washing your own dad's taint. (Music "So Fresh So Clean" OUTKAST. End clip: Joe Peluso doing stand up at the Syracuse Funny Bone, November 23rd, 2016.)
58 min
352
How To Help An Aging Parent | Jessimae
This week, Jessimae gets personal about her father not doing so well, she reveals the pain of having an aging parent and what it was like to wash her dad's cock n balls. (Music "Can't Always Get What You Want" by The Rolling Stones. End clip: voicemail from Joey Peluso.)
28 min
353
Breaking The Laws | Chris McClure
In this episode, Jessimae goes deep with friend and comic, Chris McClure. They sit down with a couple of Modelo Micheladas and discuss everything from exes, death, and double penetration porn. (Music "Somebody I Used To Know" Gyote.)
71 min
354
The Next Heroin | Story Craft Podcast
In this week's episode, we dive into everything from weed to Trump, even highlighting Jessimae's unseen talent as a WORLD FAMOUS IMPRESSIONIST! It's a swap-cast, y'all! Featuring Kraig Rasmussen's Story Craft Podcast! (Music: Talking Heads "Psycho Killer".)
98 min
355
How To Have Healthy Sex | Mo Mandel
In this special "swap cast" episode, Jessimae sits down with her comic friend/maybe murderer, Mo Mandel, to discuss everything from working on the road, what it means to have healthy sex, and Mo even challenges Jessimae's horror movie theme music knowledge! Enjoy this swap cast episode of "Mo vs The World". (Music "Spiderwebs" by No Doubt.)
65 min
356
This Is How It Ends | Jessimae
This week, we learn that JESSIMAE ADOPTED A FXCKIN PET SQUIRREL. In a very rare episode with an alternate title of "This Is How It All Ends." Jessimae discusses the fate of her pet squirrel, Skee Lo. Enjoy!
38 min
357
The Scariest Movie Ever | Jessimae
In this episode, Jessimae talks about the panic attack she experienced while watching Daran Arronofsky's latest film, Mother. She's never walked out on a movie before. Jessimae has, however, walked out on her actual Mother MANY a time. Enjoy.
31 min
358
We Call CALL 855-FOR-JESUS | Jessimae
This week, we go straight to the source, JESUS! Well, not straight to the source, but we call his hotline for hottakes on sin, religion, and where we go when we die.
24 min
359
Interview with a Trampire | Eric Bishop
This week our host, Jessimae, switches seats and gets interviewed by Sioux City, Iowa’s own Eric Bishop from Z98 on iHeartRadio. We talk high snacks, Jon Hamm, and being obsessed with Britney Spears. As an adult. Male.
Music: Britney Spears - Baby One More Time (Suprafive Remix)
Thank you for listening!
xxxo
Jessimae
The Poor Girl’s Life Coach
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48 min
360
How To Prepare For The Apocalypse | Jessimae
In this episode, Jessimae discusses her cross country road trip, what apocalyptic gear to buy off of Amazon, and how she met Jon Hamm at the I-80 Truck stop in Iowa. (Music: Erykah Badu - On & On (Vanilla Remix)
45 min
361
The Mother And Daughter Bond | Nancy Finley
In this revealing, emotional and hilarious episode, Jessimae talks with her mother, Nancy, about what it feels like to become a grandmother. Nancy also reveals that Jessimae is a organized genius who’s going to cure cancer with laughter. This was taped in Jessimae’s mom’s “Ghettio”, ghetto-patio, in Syracuse New York. They cry, laugh, cry some more and realize the bond between mother and daughter is unbreakable. Also we hear Nancy smack Jessimae because she got a little too high. (End Clip: Teen Wolf Music: Fleetwood Mac - Gypsy)
41 min
362
How To Live An Unconventional Life | Jessimae
In this episode, Jessimae expresses the magic of Erykah Badu’s music, explains why she doesn’t live a “conventional life”, and calls AirBnB customer service in an attempt to collect a debt. It’s only $50, but still, it’s about the principle!! (end clip: A joke by Jessimae’s mom, Nancy Finley.Music: Erykah Badu - Hotline Bling ((remix))
55 min
363
Live From San Francisco Punchline | Jessimae
In this episode, Jessimae continues her love proclamation for Jon Hamm, retell of adventures in San Francisco, and screams about Ed Sheeran on Game Of Thrones premiere episode. End clip: Mrs. Doubtfire “Make me a woman” scene & Pablo Francisco “The Movie Guy” (Music: "Everywhere You Look” Full House theme remix by DopeTime)
24 min
364
The Battle Of Jon Hamm’s Bulge | Jessimae
In this episode, Jessimae tells of her 4th of July shenanigans, asks for advice about taking a cross country trip, and confesses a secret about John Stamos! (music: James Brown “Baby I’ve Got The Feeling”)
23 min
365
Because I Got High With WuTang | Jessimae
This week Jessimae tells of her flirtations with a rooftop pool bartender, performing at the High Times Cannabis Cup, and how she smoked a big fat blunt with Wu Tang! (Music: “C.R.E.A.M.” by Wu Tang)
31 min
366
How To Heal From Sexual Assault | Jessimae
This week, Jessimae discusses hosting the High Times Midwest Cannabis Cup in Michigan, how her Dad invited her over to watch 50 Shades Darker, and she plays a clip of her evolving weed & rape jokes from Westside Theatre in Santa Monica recorded on 6/15/2017. (Music: Eminem - Lose Yourself (San Holo Remix) [Bass Boosted])
29 min
367
How To Live Like A Rolling Stone | Kelsey Cook
This week, from the comedy condo in Dallas Texas, Jessimae and Kelsey discuss making a home on the road, the corruption of the Catholic Church, and what it was like to visit the site of JFK’s assassination in Dealy Plaza. (Music: Bob Dylan - Knockin' On Heaven's Door ).
74 min
368
How To Set Life Goals | Jessimae
In this episode, Jessimae talks about her shows in Ft. Worth, Texas, partying with Drag Queens at the Rainbow Lounge, and the importance of setting life goals. (Music Ma Russia “Time of My Life” )
30 min
369
When You Should Get Pregnant | Jessimae
In this episode, Jessimae talks about traveling to Canada, bonding with a seal in a mall, and staring at children in airports. (Music “Thrift Shop” Macklemore)
32 min
370
Movie Companion: Sharknado 4 | John Campanelli
Movie companion podcast! In this episode, Jessimae sits down with fellow comic, John Campanelli to watch the CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED Sharknado 4. Get your cheezits, fav snuggie, and weed ready to watch cinematic history in the sharking, we mean, making. (Music “Touch The Sky” Kanye West.)
101 min
371
How To Know If You Are Entitled | Jessimae
In this episode Jessimae talks about her family visiting, what it was like to be high around a toddler, and getting spooned by a 3 ton cow named “Big Ben" at The Gentlebarn in Loa Angeles.
20 min
372
How To Deal With Depression | Jeff Leach
This week, we sit down with the ‘King of London’ himself, comedian Jeff Leach, to discuss sexuality, inner darkness, coming from broken families, and other experiences that motivate us to become performers. Jessimae open up about my sexual assault, Jeff opens up about dealing with depression, and what it’s like to date a porn star. We also breakdown with happens to your genitals as you age and how to send a proper picture of your raging erection. RIVETING! (Music: Alexander “Truth.”)
78 min
373
How To Not Be A Basic Betch | Jessimae
This week, Jessimae records live from her hotel room in Columbus, Ohio after her 420 show at Columbus Funny Bone.
17 min
374
SHARP TONGUE IS HERE TO STAY!
Jessimae reveals that Sharp Tongue podcast is in fact going to continue with a little makeover. Thanks for your continued support! We are excited to continue this show for our fans! XXXO Jessimae. (Music “Hideaway” by Kiesza.)
22 min
375
The Haunted Heckler | Jessimae
In this episode Jessimae discusses her plans for new podcasts, reads her bad review given by dusty housewives in Waterloo, and reveals a clip of when she was heckled by someone’s dead Grandma. (Music “You Talk Too Much” Run DMC. End clip: Joe Peluso telling jokes.)
45 min