Row Z

A sports podcast by idiots, for idiots. Just anything funny, interesting or powerful from the world of sport.

Everything from strange stories, to mental health, to knob jokes. All wrapped up in what we laughingly refer to as a ‘sports show’.

If it’s punditry you’re after we hear Gary Neville’s tremendous!



Soccer
Comedy Interviews
Comedy
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Managerial Mayhem and Slandering Wayne Rooney
The Premier League is back from the international break with a Mardi Gras of managerial mayhem, as we discuss the comings and goings at Villa, Norwich and Newcastle. Meanwhile Mike isn't sure about Arsenal's apparent progress, Hannah's back to her favourite seat right on top of the old fence and Joe may have to worry about potential legal proceedings from Wayne Rooney. Enjoy! You can get involved with the show on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
29 min
77
Best Bits 3: Nov 2021 - Toe Z
It's international break so we're having an entirely undeserved holiday but to satiate your need for silliness, we have some of our favourite bits from @RowZPod from the last month. Including @JoeForresterTV and @Hannah.East.Official proving they're reactionary idiots who will attack a manager one week and praise them the next; @Mike__Mario shedding a little tear over his hero; plus there's some questionable contraceptive advice, we discover Hannah's family are just as weird as her and of course, plenty of toe action. Enjoy! You can get involved with the show on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
15 min
78
The Row Z Method is 80% Effective
Joe changes his tune again as Conte arrives at Spurs, while Hannah does her best impression of a beleaguered MP and Mike gets wistful over Jeff Stelling. Plus we wince over Dusan Tadic's unfortunate meeting with the woodwork, we discover that Hannah's kids are just as weird as her and of course... there's more feet action! You can get involved with the show on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
39 min
79
United Woes and Sucking Toes
This week a thoroughly miserable Hannah talks us through United's spanking at the hands of arch-rivals Liverpool and we ask, why on Earth can't Jadon Sancho get a game? Plus there's yet more toe action and we find out what happened on Hannah's Hen Do! You can get involved with the show on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
30 min
80
Best Football Songs and Gladiator Sex
This week we all feel a bit sorry for Steve Bruce and just want him to know, that Row Z loves him. Meanwhile Hannah feels anxious about Manchester United, Joe is on top of the world with Tottenham and Mike shows us why he never quite made it to Judge's Houses on The X Factor. There's also fantasies about beardy football managers, some very inadvisable driving and stories about workplace hanky panky. So all in all... a normal week. You can get involved with the show on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
30 min
81
Charlotte Robson on Newcastle Takeover
In the first of a special bumper week of episodes, we're joined by Charlotte Robsobn from the Newcastle United Supporters Trust and True Faith: Newcastle United Fanzine and Podcast. Charlotte discusses the moral conflict many Newcastle fans have felt since the club's controversial takeover by the Saudi-backed Public Investment Fund, as well as her hopes for the club's future. You can get involved with the show on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
24 min
82
Best Bits 2: Oct 2021
Eric Dier, Sean Dyche, Timo Werner, eating the skin, licking Pritt Sticks and drinking bodily fluids. Enjoy! You can get involved with the show on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rowzpod/ twitter: https://twitter.com/RowZSoccer?s=20 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RowZSoccerPodcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
17 min
83
Salah, Mbappe, Tyson Fury and Why Abstinence Ca...
This week we look back at game of the season so far between Liverpool and Manchester City, plus a disappointing weekend for Arsenal and Manchester United plus a glimmer of hope for Spurs. Hannah also has some lessons on anatomy for us, while Mike provides a stark warning for anyone thinking of taking some time off from a bit of self-love... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
37 min
84
Nuno, Solksjaer and Pink Eye
Despite Joe's creepy eye it's business as usual, as we look back at a turbulent week in the Champions League and ask, is it time for no more Nuno? Plus everyone shares their stories of being fired, just proving why they've been forced to work in podcasting! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
42 min
85
Ole, Harry Kane and Ruining Christmas Dinner
This week we look back at a disappointing midweek for Ole Gunnar Solksjaer and Manchester United, ask is it time for No More Nuno and Joe and Hannah talk about letting their families down. This week's show is dedicated to the memory of the brave, inspirational and joyful Hatti Gayner, who passed away a few days ago, aged only 29, due to Breast Cancer. If you would like to donate to the research aiming to end this heartbreaking disease or find out more, please visit @CoppaFeelPeople and Make2ndsCount on Instagram. And you can get in touch with us on twitter @RowZSoccer and Instagram @RowZPod --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
38 min
86
Champions League and Chinese Divers
This week we talk Champions League, as the English teams get off to a good start but don't worry, there's still plenty of time for Hannah to upset some Chinese athletes, Joe relives the harrowing tale of his recent massage and Mike reviews the city of Preston. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
49 min
87
Best Bits So Far
The gang are all on holiday (not together, no one wants to share a room with Mike) so we thought we’d bring you some of the best bits so far including Sean Dyche, Jurgen Klopp, Timo Werner, Eric Dier’s Vegetable Patch and of course, stories about breastfeeding and fleshlights… enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
9 min
88
Arsenal in Trouble and Drinking Bodily Fluids
We ponder Arsenal's poor start to the season and show some love for a rampant Romelu, plus there are some astonishing revelations about what Hannah does on a night out and we a dull interview with Gareth Bale reveals A LOT of secrets! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
28 min
89
Nuno Numero Uno and Should We Worry About City?
As the Premier League gets underway again we ask is Arteta the man for Arsenal, is it too soono to praise Nuno and will City even challenge for the title this year!? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
34 min
90
Row Z: Messi, Premier League Predictions and Di...
This week we discuss the seismic news that Leo Messi has swapped his tears for cheers as he received a hero's welcome in Paris, plus have a look at how we think the Premier League will look come May... oh and we talk about the time Joe sold sex toys. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
36 min
91
Row Z: Spurs, Arsenal, Liverpool and Faking an ...
We look at how the rest of the 'Big 6' shape up ahead of the new Premier League Season as Spurs prepare for life after Harry Kane, Arsenal buy a load of players you've never heard of and Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp makes a special guest appearance as we ask, can the Reds bounce back from the disappointment of last season? We also find out which Olympic sports the gang think they could take on and Joe has a shameful confession. Get in touch with the show on twitter @RowZSoccer and Instagram @RowZPod See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
31 min
92
Row Z: Harry Kane and Grealish to City and Poo ...
We look ahead to how the 'Big 6' in the Premier League are shaping up as Spurs prepare for life without Harry Kane and Villa look like they're waving goodbye to Grealish; plus... are Manchester United actually going to be good this season!? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
31 min
93
Row Z: Transfer News, Messi's New Contract and ...
We're just about over the heartbreak of the Euros and have some big transfer news including Harry Kane, Leo Messi and Jadon Sancho, PLUS we delve deeper into Hannah's murky past and Joe has some confessions! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
36 min
94
Row Z at the Euros: The French Revolution and H...
Apologies for the slight audio issue this week but strap in, as we look ahead to England vs Italy in the Euro 2020 Final, plus learn about the consequences of the French Revolution and Hannah tells us why she's more likely to cry over football than her children's progress in life! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
34 min
95
Row Z at the Euros: Don't Ring the Doorbell!
Today we look back on a stunning England victory, forward to the Quarter Finals, find out what Xavi gets up to in his spare time and we learn why, if you're going to Hannah's house, you should never ring the bell! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
35 min
96
Row Z at the Euros: 1% Body Fat and Inaccurate ...
In a stunningly shambolic episode there are bold, unsubstantiated and potentially slanderous claims about everyone from Cristiano Ronaldo, to Andrey Arshavin and even Greek generals from Antiquity... oh yeah and we also preview England vs Germany and look back on a bonkers Last 16 at Euro 2020. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
35 min
97
Row Z at the Euros: Sexy Managers and Getting T...
We’re in buoyant mood as England go through and we look back on a mad few days at the Euros, plus get ready for sexiest managers and to find out just what Joe does with his Alexa! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
34 min
98
Row Z at the Euros: Three Italian Men Surroundi...
This week we talk Gareth Southgate's flasher coat, Joachim Low's silky trousers and find out what Michael Owen does in his spare time. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
43 min
99
Row Z at the Euros: Bigger Than Burns Night
Today we look back at moments of the tournament so far including Schick sticking David Marshall into his own net, Pogba purring and Italy bringing sexy back. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
35 min
100
TEASER | Row Z: The Definitive Soccer Podcast
Joe, Hannah and Mike give you a glimpse of what's to come on Row Z, with all your soccer and silliness from the Premier League, La Liga, Serie A, the Bundesliga, Ligue 1 and the rest of the wide world of football. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rowzpodcast/message
1 min