It's our 100th episode and just like A Muppet Christmas Carol, drinking Bailey’s at 9am and doing a poo the size of Phil Foden on Boxing Day, Row Z is back with a Christmas special and we should say a big thank you to all of you who’ve stuck with us through a year as inconsistent as Hannah’s pronunciation of basic words in the English language, because we’ve been nominated for in the Comedy category at the Sports Podcast Awards for a third year in a row!

Hannah and Joe are back with a new run of Row Z, with some big changes for the squad, some things never change, so get ready for farting at TV chefs, cross-eyed towel gnomes and some slanderous material about Manchester City.

As Sandro Tonali heads down his local Wetherspoons, we check out Real Oviedo’s strange Santi Cazorla unveiling video and tumble down a rabbit hole of weird announcement videos of our own. There’s also some West Ham vs Chelsea chat, a bit of Spurs vs Chelsea, a look at Newcastle and we stumble across the secret full-backs don’t want us to know!

Our guest this week is Will Short as we discuss Pep's clash with a camera Roy Hodgson's near-ruck with a man 50 years his junior and we bust a few myths about the uses of moisturiser.

As we lovingly grease ourselves up for a new season, Joe is joined by Simon Harkness and on the menu is Kylian Mbappe's cash concundrum.

Dealing with a Drubbing and Managers Facing Discrimination

Is Sean Dyche Better than Pep Guardiola and just what has Roy Hodgson been up to in his time away from football!?

Conte, Mitrovic and Helen Mirren

Corruption Corner and Nicole's Jazz Cabbage

WORLD CUP, QATAR 22, BEST BITS: Row Z X Fubar's World F*Cup

Neil Buchanan and Post-Match Rudies

Nile Ranger’s Battered Sausage | Arsenal Blip? Conte Out? Do All Footballers Wear Tiny Pants!?

Best Bits So Far | Part 1

Paul Chuckle Owes Me £15

A HOLE IN THE MASSAGE TABLE | Arsenal vs Spurs, Man City vs Man Utd and England Review

NORTH LONDON DERBY PREVIEW | Forty Fags, a Pork Pie and a Cream Cake

Do We Need a North vs South All-stars Game!?

Is Graham Potter the Right Man for Chelsea?

Graham Potter and the Cold Fishcake

Why Joe thinks Spurs will beat Man City

ROW Z FPL | Does Anybody Understand the Scoring System!?

Has Ten Hag Turned Things Around at Manchester United?

Have Newcastle Been Hard-done-by This Season?

S2, EP4 | Andrea Pirlo Trapped in Giant Bear Mascot's Body

HIGHLIGHTS | Did Parker Force Bournemouth’s Hand?