What the HELL Were You Thinking?

What the Hell Were You Thinking is a podcast where Host Dave Bledsoe invites you to explore your deep-seated grievances with life in the 21st century. Journey with us through infernal circles of absurdist politics, inexplicable pop culture, conspiracy theories, not-so-theoretical conspiracies, generational ouroboroi, Bigfoot erotica, Satanism, and evil clowns—all via rants based on some sincerely compelling (and surprisingly accurate!) history. No, there won’t be a quiz, but you’ll likely learn some new things you can be really pissed off about. So join your slightly-snockered host and a browbeaten, possibly imaginary producer, Gavin, while we ask the world a simple question--WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?

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Episode 87: Thanksgiving In Hell
Episode 87 Thanksgiving In Hell This week Host …
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Episode 86: Amerika Uber Alles
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 86: AMERIKA ÜBER ALLES This we…
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Episode 85: What Did You DO Ray
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 85: “What Did You DO Ray?” W…
37 min
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Episode 84: The Waiting Is the Hardest Part
SHOW NOTES EPISODE #84: “The Waiting Is the Harde…
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Special Edition #8: "Not This Shit Again"
SHOW NOTES: Special Edition #8: “Not This Shit A…
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Episode 83: "The Horror, The Horror" Halloween...
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 83: “The Horror, The Horror” …
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Episode 82: How to Keep an Idiot in Suspense
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 82: “How to Keep an Idiot In S…
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Special Edition #7: "Now We Know Who Is Doing t...
In yet another Special Edition Host Dave Bledsoe …
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Episode 81: "Burn One Down For Me"
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 81: “Burn One Down For Me” T…
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Special Edition Six: "Grab Em by the MEOW"
SHOW NOTES SPECIAL EDITION SIX: “GRAB ‘EM BY THE …
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Episode 80: "Johnson Goes Limp"
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 80: “JOHNSON GOES LIMP” This …
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Episode 79: "Pogo the Clown Is Coming to Town"
Show Notes Episode 79: “Pogo the Clown Is Coming …
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Episode 77: "Exodus 22-18"
SHOW NOTES: EPISODE 77 “EXODUS 22-18” Thi…
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Special Edition #5: "Baskets of Deplorables"
SHOW NOTES FOR SPECIAL EDITION #5: “Baskets of D…
12 min
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Episode 76: "Hillary Is Breaking the Curve"
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 76: “Hillary Is Breaking the…
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Episode 75: "Hola Senor Trump!"
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 75: ꜞHOLA SEÑOR TRUMP!” Thi…
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Episode 74: Honky See, Honky Do
Show Notes Episode 74: Honky See, Honky Do Thi…
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Episode 73: Season of the Bitch
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 73: “Season of the Bitch” Th…
29 min
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Episode 72: Don't Panic!
SHOW NOTES: EPISODE 72: “Don’t Panic!” This wee…
23 min
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Episode 71: Someone Set Us Up the Bomb
Show Notes Episode 71: Someone Set Us Up the Bom…
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An Open Letter on Sacrifice
I’ve been accused of wearing my veteran status li…
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Episode 70: The Truth Is Out There
This week Host Dave Bledsoe wipes the Cheez Whiz …
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Episode 69: "Escape From America"
This week Host Dave Bledsoe discovers that friend…
21 min
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Episode 68 Convention Junction
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 68: CONVENTION JUNCTION This …
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Episode 67 This Is NOT Who We Are
SHOW NOTES FOR EPISODE 67: “THIS IS NOT WHO WE A…
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Episode 66 Independence Day
Happy Birthday ‘Murca! In this episode of the sh…
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Episode 65 Save Whitey
Show Notes for Episode 65: “Save Whitey” This …
23 min
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Episode 64: "Love the Way You Lie":
This week Host Dave Bledsoe is done with your bul…
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Episode 63: You're Going to Make It After All
This week Host Dave Bledsoe opens up the Big Book…
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Special Edition 4 For What Its Worth
In this Special Edition Host Dave Bledsoe gives u…
13 min
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Episode 62 Gorilla Warfare
This week Host Dave Bledsoe scales the Empire Sta…
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Episode 61 Own The Media
Show Notes Episode 61: “Own the Media” This wee…
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Episode 60 Bad News About The Unicorn
Show Notes for Episode 60: Bad News About the Un…
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Episode 59 Mirror In The Bathroom
Show Notes for Episode 59: “Mirror In the Bathro…
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Episode 58 When The House Burned Down
Show Notes for Episode 58: When the House Burned…
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Episode 57 Going To The End Of The Line
Show Notes Episode 57: Going to the End of the Li…
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Episode 56 Waiting For A Reagan Like You
This week Host Dave Bledsoe distributes soothing …
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Episode 55 Governing The Sh - T Out Of America
Episode 55: Govern the Shit Out of It Edition O…
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Episode 54 : Don't Throw ME In that Briar Patch
Back from hiatus in our deluxe new studios, which…
21 min
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Episode 53 I Know You Are But What Am I
This week the show looks at the man children domi…
18 min
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Episode 52 So Long And Thanks For All The Votes
This week your host Dave Bledsoe heads out into t…
21 min
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Episode 51 Hard To Say I Am Sorry
Friday March 11th 2016 “Hard To Say I’m Sorry” Ed…
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Episode 50 Deep Dark Truthful Mirror
Friday, March 04, 2016 “Deep Dark Truthful Mirror…
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80 Proof Prediction Super Tuesday
All week the pundit-ocracy have been saying Super…
10 min
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Episode 49 Useless As An Asshole On An Elbow
Of course, the America Hating, Communist Freeload…
21 min
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Trump And Dread Cthulhu
We are rapidly nearing the point where I have no …
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80 Proof Post Primary 1
The Tiny Penis of the Republican Party said thing…
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Episode 48 Please Clap
n no way do I expect people to stop jumping on Ji…
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Special Edition 3 - -If You Can't Say Something...
A lot of Lefties have the fire right now for a di…
19 min
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Episode 47 I'm Afraid Of Americans
FDR told us the only thing we had to fear to is f…
24 min
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80 Proof Prediction Superb Owl Fiddy
We who do not care for the activities of milliona…
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Jameson 80 Proof Prediction New Hamshire
Stay tuned for the Jameson 80 Proof Prediction sa…
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Epsiode 46: I Know What Boys Like
Now, to say that my friends are split on the Hill…
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Special Edition 2 - -Election Day
And if you are fan of or reality or just a decent…
11 min
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Episode 45 - -Blame Iowa
Iowa is too small, too rural and too white to eve…
20 min
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Episode 44 - -Crazy Shade Of Winter
Weather is serious, weather REPORTING is NOT. We…
20 min
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Episode 43 - Canadian Fake In
The last two Republican winners of the Iowa Caucu…
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Episode 42 - -Occupy A Little Birdhouse In Your...
The Bundy Boys are emblematic for the entire Wing…
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Episode 41 I Can't Spoil What I Have Not Seen
I guess what I am saying is the new Star Wars mov…
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Episode 40 Go Home 2015 You're Drunk
2016 will actually be CRAZIER, and probably hotte…
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Episode 39 A Thousand Christmas Wars
“Where is the big redemption, that moment where o…
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Episode 38: I See Your True Colors
The bulk of Trump supporters are also under educa…
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Episode 37: Ain't That A Shame
When politicians SAY they are praying for the vic…
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Episode 36 - -Worst Episode Ever
I think it’s ironic that the group of people most…
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Episode 35 - -Uncle Dave Is Already Drunk
Because we’ve recently learned our show is, for s…
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Episode 34- Stranger In A Strange Land
very time a Conservative launches into a tirade a…
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Episode 33 Let This Be Your Last
I’ve noted before certain aspect of the PC Cultur…
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Episode 32- The Lonesome Loser
Off year elections rarely go well for the party i…
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Episode 31 If I Could Turn Back Time
History is not just a class I got stoned in durin…
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Episode 30- Then I Got High
Hell, I am not even talking about pot arrests, co…
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Episode 29: America's Stupidest Home Citizens
The What the Hell Were You Thinking Podcast is br…
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Episode 28 Metal Health
The thing is mental illness is not a uniquely Ame…
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Special Edition 2 - Sorry Seems To Be
Until then, the Republican Party is holding on to…
16 min
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Episode 27: Doctor, Doctor, You're In the News
Hello and welcome to the podcast that asks a simp…
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Episode 26- Seasons Dont Fear The Reaper
It’s not just bombs, dear listeners, here is a sh…
22 min
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Episode 25: "19th Nervous Shutdown"
This latest faux outrage, well the outrage is re…
24 min
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Episode 24: A Elmo Like Boobies
As a New Yorker, and having survived this City fo…
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Episode 24 Your Own Personal Jesus
Hello and welcome to the podcast episode that ask…
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Episode 23 Who Is Cheating Who
First of all, who uses a website to cheat? Hones…
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Episode 22 MY Baby Is American Made
The What the Hell Were You Thinking Podcast is br…
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Episiode 21 Weekend At Bernies
I don’t believe Bernie Sanders has it IN him to d…
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Episode 21 A Local Edition " I Have A Big Butt ...
Naturally, fashion and New York City go together …
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Episode 20 Even I Hate The Poor Now
0.1% of the people in America have basically as m…
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Story Time 1: Jesus Is Open in the End Zone
Welcome to Storytime, factual fictions and fictio…
11 min
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Ep 19 Schooled In Scandal
People, many of the same people that believe that…
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Ep 18 Deja Vu All Over Again (Gun Violence)
Look I don’t know any other way to say this, but …
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Episode 17 - Was That Wrong
nd there is the flaw in modern media structures, …
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Episode 16: I Talk the Law in the Law One
But jury duty, that is the worst of the worst, or…
21 min
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Episode 15 - -The Passion Of The Trump
Ham Hair has maintained that look of smug, self s…
20 min
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Episode 14 - -Them Durn Duke Boys
This weeks show looks at why people are still cli…
21 min
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Episode 13 You Mad Bro?
Hello and welcome to the podcast that asks a simp…
20 min
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Special Edition 1: 14th Amendment F**CK YEAH!
Meanwhile back on Planet Earth, the only thing th…
7 min
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Episode 12: Colt Python In Your Pocket
Is there EVER a situation so bad, so fucked up, t…
21 min
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Episode 11A- If You Can't Take A Joke
What do Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld and Larry the …
16 min
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Episode 11 Frilly Lab Coat
Meanwhile the physics labs, the astronomy departm…
18 min
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Episode 10- 19 Candidates And Counting
With just 17 months left to go before election da…
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Episode 9 My Lost Pillar Of Salt
I fire up on is the parents and the people who c…
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Episode 8A- Strip Clubs And Nail Salons
ou can’t look in the window of a nail salon and n…
12 min
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Episode 8: From the Home Office In Sioux City I...
We slackers of the Meh Generation watched Letterm…
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Episode 7: Time to Put Grandpa In The Home
This is the Saturday May 16th 2015 edition of th…
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