What the HELL Were You Thinking?

What the Hell Were You Thinking is a podcast where Host Dave Bledsoe invites you to explore your deep-seated grievances with life in the 21st century. Journey with us through infernal circles of absurdist politics, inexplicable pop culture, conspiracy theories, not-so-theoretical conspiracies, generational ouroboroi, Bigfoot erotica, Satanism, and evil clowns—all via rants based on some sincerely compelling (and surprisingly accurate!) history. No, there won’t be a quiz, but you’ll likely learn some new things you can be really pissed off about. So join your slightly-snockered host and a browbeaten, possibly imaginary producer, Gavin, while we ask the world a simple question--WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?

Comedy
Politics
Society & Culture
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Episode 117: All We Have to Fear is the Tweet I...
Episode 117: All We Have to Fear Is the Tweet Its…
30 min
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Episode 116: Death By A Thousand Tax Cuts
EPISODE #116: “Death By A Thousand Tax Cuts” Th…
35 min
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Episode 115: The Center Cannot Hold
SHOW NOTES EPISODE #115: “The Center Cannot Hold”…
29 min
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Episode #114: "The Mystery of Fresno"
SHOW NOTES EPISODE #114: “The Mystery of Fresno” …
36 min
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Episode #113: Saint Comey's Day
Episode #113: “St. Comey’s Day” This week Host D…
24 min
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Episode 112: The Legend of the Headless President
EPISODE #112: “The Legend of the Headless Preside…
28 min
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Episode 111: "Me and Mister Jones"
SHOW NOTES EPISODE #111: “ME AND MISTER JONES” T…
35 min
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Episode 110: Presenting President Pence
This week Host Dave Bledsoe discovers that an ere…
33 min
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Episode 109 "Goodbye My Comey Island Baby"
This week Host Dave Bledsoe examines his options …
32 min
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Episode 108: "We Can't Work It Out"
SHOW NOTES EPISODE #108: WE CAN’T WORK IT OUT T…
23 min
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Episode #107: "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels"
SHOW NOTES EPISODE #107: “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels…
25 min
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Episode 106: "You Dropped A Bomb On Me Baby"
SHOW NOTES EPISODE #106: “You Dropped A Bomb On M…
32 min
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Episode 105: "Scumbag Steve"
EPISODE 105: “SCUMBAG STEVE” This week Host Dave…
19 min
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Episode 104: Highway to the Friend Zone
Show Notes Episode #104: “Highway to the Friend …
32 min
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Episode 103: "Better the Devin You Know"
Show Notes Episode #103: “Better the Devin You Kn…
26 min
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Episode 102b "Old Men Yell At Cloud"
Show Notes Episode 102b: “Old Men Yell At Cloud” …
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Episode 102: "Putting the FUN In Fundamentalism"
EPISODE 102: “Putting the FUN In Fundamentalism” …
25 min
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Episode 101: Semper Douchebagus
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 101: “Semper Douchebagus” Thi…
26 min
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Fulcrum Episode 3: The Crotch Fungus
This week Stephen Bannon has some thoughts on Mus…
1 min
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Episode 100: What the HELL Was I Thinking
SHOW NOTES Episode #100: “What the HELL Was I Th…
28 min
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Episode 99: America By Gaslight
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 99: “America By Gaslight” Thi…
28 min
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Fulcrum: New from the Fast Eddies and the Produ...
We are pleased to debut our first spin-off podcas…
1 min
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Episode 98: Blind Boys CAN Lie
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 98: “BLIND BOYS CAN LIE” This…
26 min
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Episode 97: The Russian Connection
Show Notes Episode #97: “The Russian Connection”…
30 min
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Episode 96: Massah Jeff's New Job
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 96: “Massah Jeff’s New Job” T…
26 min
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Episode 95: "Be the Coup You Want to See"
SHOW NOTES EPISODE #95: “Be the Coup You Want to …
23 min
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Episode 94: "Truth Is Scarier Than Fiction"
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 94: “Truth Is Scarier Than Fi…
25 min
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The Official Response to President Trump's Inau...
The Official Response of the What The HELL Were Y…
4 min
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Episode 93: No Hope But Mount Hope
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 93: “No Hope But Mount Hope” …
28 min
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Episode 92: "Trumped Up Trickle Down"
This week Host Dave Bledsoe relieves himself in a…
25 min
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Episode 91: Little Milo Writes A Book
Show Notes Episode 91: “Little Milo Writes A Boo…
17 min
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Redux: Episode 2A The Walking Douche
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 2A REDUX: “The Walking Douche”…
16 min
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Episode 39 Redux "Veteran of a 1000 Christmas W...
In this week’s non-specific cultural seasonal tra…
19 min
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Episode 90: What's So Civil About War Anyway
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 90 “What’s So Civil About War …
29 min
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Episode 89: You Can't Fix Stupid
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 89: “YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID” Th…
27 min
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Episode 88: Something For the Ladies
SHOW NOTES EPISODE #88: “SOMETHING FOR THE LADIE…
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Episode 87: Thanksgiving In Hell
Episode 87 Thanksgiving In Hell This week Host …
25 min
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Episode 86: Amerika Uber Alles
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 86: AMERIKA ÜBER ALLES This we…
31 min
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Episode 85: What Did You DO Ray
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 85: “What Did You DO Ray?” W…
37 min
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Episode 84: The Waiting Is the Hardest Part
SHOW NOTES EPISODE #84: “The Waiting Is the Harde…
28 min
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Special Edition #8: "Not This Shit Again"
SHOW NOTES: Special Edition #8: “Not This Shit A…
18 min
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Episode 83: "The Horror, The Horror" Halloween...
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 83: “The Horror, The Horror” …
22 min
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Episode 82: How to Keep an Idiot in Suspense
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 82: “How to Keep an Idiot In S…
26 min
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Special Edition #7: "Now We Know Who Is Doing t...
In yet another Special Edition Host Dave Bledsoe …
20 min
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Episode 81: "Burn One Down For Me"
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 81: “Burn One Down For Me” T…
35 min
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Special Edition Six: "Grab Em by the MEOW"
SHOW NOTES SPECIAL EDITION SIX: “GRAB ‘EM BY THE …
24 min
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Episode 80: "Johnson Goes Limp"
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 80: “JOHNSON GOES LIMP” This …
28 min
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Episode 79: "Pogo the Clown Is Coming to Town"
Show Notes Episode 79: “Pogo the Clown Is Coming …
22 min
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Episode 77: "Exodus 22-18"
SHOW NOTES: EPISODE 77 “EXODUS 22-18” Thi…
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Special Edition #5: "Baskets of Deplorables"
SHOW NOTES FOR SPECIAL EDITION #5: “Baskets of D…
12 min
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Episode 76: "Hillary Is Breaking the Curve"
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 76: “Hillary Is Breaking the…
20 min
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Episode 75: "Hola Senor Trump!"
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 75: ꜞHOLA SEÑOR TRUMP!” Thi…
27 min
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Episode 74: Honky See, Honky Do
Show Notes Episode 74: Honky See, Honky Do Thi…
18 min
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Episode 73: Season of the Bitch
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 73: “Season of the Bitch” Th…
29 min
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Episode 72: Don't Panic!
SHOW NOTES: EPISODE 72: “Don’t Panic!” This wee…
23 min
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Episode 71: Someone Set Us Up the Bomb
Show Notes Episode 71: Someone Set Us Up the Bom…
26 min
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An Open Letter on Sacrifice
I’ve been accused of wearing my veteran status li…
3 min
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Episode 70: The Truth Is Out There
This week Host Dave Bledsoe wipes the Cheez Whiz …
25 min
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Episode 69: "Escape From America"
This week Host Dave Bledsoe discovers that friend…
21 min
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Episode 68 Convention Junction
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 68: CONVENTION JUNCTION This …
24 min
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Episode 67 This Is NOT Who We Are
SHOW NOTES FOR EPISODE 67: “THIS IS NOT WHO WE A…
23 min
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Episode 66 Independence Day
Happy Birthday ‘Murca! In this episode of the sh…
13 min
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Episode 65 Save Whitey
Show Notes for Episode 65: “Save Whitey” This …
23 min
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Episode 64: "Love the Way You Lie":
This week Host Dave Bledsoe is done with your bul…
29 min
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Episode 63: You're Going to Make It After All
This week Host Dave Bledsoe opens up the Big Book…
25 min
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Special Edition 4 For What Its Worth
In this Special Edition Host Dave Bledsoe gives u…
13 min
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Episode 62 Gorilla Warfare
This week Host Dave Bledsoe scales the Empire Sta…
21 min
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Episode 61 Own The Media
Show Notes Episode 61: “Own the Media” This wee…
26 min
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Episode 60 Bad News About The Unicorn
Show Notes for Episode 60: Bad News About the Un…
20 min
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Episode 59 Mirror In The Bathroom
Show Notes for Episode 59: “Mirror In the Bathro…
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Episode 58 When The House Burned Down
Show Notes for Episode 58: When the House Burned…
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Episode 57 Going To The End Of The Line
Show Notes Episode 57: Going to the End of the Li…
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Episode 56 Waiting For A Reagan Like You
This week Host Dave Bledsoe distributes soothing …
21 min
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Episode 55 Governing The Sh - T Out Of America
Episode 55: Govern the Shit Out of It Edition O…
28 min
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Episode 54 : Don't Throw ME In that Briar Patch
Back from hiatus in our deluxe new studios, which…
21 min
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Episode 53 I Know You Are But What Am I
This week the show looks at the man children domi…
18 min
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Episode 52 So Long And Thanks For All The Votes
This week your host Dave Bledsoe heads out into t…
21 min
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Episode 51 Hard To Say I Am Sorry
Friday March 11th 2016 “Hard To Say I’m Sorry” Ed…
24 min
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Episode 50 Deep Dark Truthful Mirror
Friday, March 04, 2016 “Deep Dark Truthful Mirror…
28 min
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80 Proof Prediction Super Tuesday
All week the pundit-ocracy have been saying Super…
10 min
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Episode 49 Useless As An Asshole On An Elbow
Of course, the America Hating, Communist Freeload…
21 min
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Trump And Dread Cthulhu
We are rapidly nearing the point where I have no …
0 min
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80 Proof Post Primary 1
The Tiny Penis of the Republican Party said thing…
8 min
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Episode 48 Please Clap
n no way do I expect people to stop jumping on Ji…
20 min
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Special Edition 3 - -If You Can't Say Something...
A lot of Lefties have the fire right now for a di…
19 min
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Episode 47 I'm Afraid Of Americans
FDR told us the only thing we had to fear to is f…
24 min
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80 Proof Prediction Superb Owl Fiddy
We who do not care for the activities of milliona…
9 min
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Jameson 80 Proof Prediction New Hamshire
Stay tuned for the Jameson 80 Proof Prediction sa…
3 min
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Epsiode 46: I Know What Boys Like
Now, to say that my friends are split on the Hill…
18 min
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Special Edition 2 - -Election Day
And if you are fan of or reality or just a decent…
11 min
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Episode 45 - -Blame Iowa
Iowa is too small, too rural and too white to eve…
20 min
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Episode 44 - -Crazy Shade Of Winter
Weather is serious, weather REPORTING is NOT. We…
20 min
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Episode 43 - Canadian Fake In
The last two Republican winners of the Iowa Caucu…
26 min
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Episode 42 - -Occupy A Little Birdhouse In Your...
The Bundy Boys are emblematic for the entire Wing…
18 min
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Episode 41 I Can't Spoil What I Have Not Seen
I guess what I am saying is the new Star Wars mov…
20 min
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Episode 40 Go Home 2015 You're Drunk
2016 will actually be CRAZIER, and probably hotte…
28 min
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Episode 39 A Thousand Christmas Wars
“Where is the big redemption, that moment where o…
18 min
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Episode 38: I See Your True Colors
The bulk of Trump supporters are also under educa…
19 min
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Episode 37: Ain't That A Shame
When politicians SAY they are praying for the vic…
19 min
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Episode 36 - -Worst Episode Ever
I think it’s ironic that the group of people most…
19 min