What the HELL Were You Thinking?

What the Hell Were You Thinking is a podcast where Host Dave Bledsoe invites you to explore your deep-seated grievances with life in the 21st century. Journey with us through infernal circles of absurdist politics, inexplicable pop culture, conspiracy theories, not-so-theoretical conspiracies, generational ouroboroi, Bigfoot erotica, Satanism, and evil clowns—all via rants based on some sincerely compelling (and surprisingly accurate!) history. No, there won’t be a quiz, but you’ll likely learn some new things you can be really pissed off about. So join your slightly-snockered host and a browbeaten, possibly imaginary producer, Gavin, while we ask the world a simple question--WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?

Comedy
Politics
Society & Culture
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Episode 267: Boom Boom On Come the Lights
On the show this week we ask the same question all of you are asking: WHO THE FUCK IS SETTING OFF FIREWORKS AT THREE AM!?!?
24 min
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Episode 266: Partridge Family Bus Full of Antifa
On the show this week we examine why Reuben Kincaid and the Partridge Family want to burn down small town America!
27 min
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Episode 265: THIS Pig Was Cool
On the show this week we tackle the idea of a world without police. (Imagine that!)
31 min
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Episode 264 "Citizen Soldier"
Show Notes Episode 264: Citizen Soldier This we…
27 min
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Episode 263: The Language of the Unheard
Show Notes Episode 263: The Language of the Unhea…
12 min
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Epsidoe 262: You're Not the Boss of Me Now
Episode 262: “You’re Not the Boss of Me Now”Thi…
23 min
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Episode 261: Are You More of a Dunning, Or Mor...
Show Notes Episode 261: Are You More A Dunning or…
28 min
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Episode 260: Next Time Try Roland the Thompson ...
Show Notes Episode 260: Next Time Try Roland The …
24 min
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Episode 259: We're Not Gonna Take It
Show Notes Episode 259: “We’re Not Gonna Take It”…
29 min
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Episode 258: Some Alternate Universe
Episode 258: Some Alternate UniverseThis week H…
24 min
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Episode 257: Interlude
Show Notes Episode 257: The Bottle Episode Host …
12 min
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Episode 233 Redux: He's On A Highway to Hell
We are taking THIS week off to prepare for NEXT w…
41 min
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Splendid Isolation Episode Three: It's Like Ba...
Show Notes Splendid Isolation Episode Three: It’…
11 min
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Episode 256: We're Still Preoccupied With 1985 ...
Show Notes Episode 256: We're Still Preoccupied w…
33 min
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Splendid Isolation Episode 2: Who WAS That Mas...
In this week’s Splendid Isolation, Dave Bledsoe r…
9 min
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Episode 255: We're Still Preoccupied With 1985...
Episode 255: We're Still Preoccupied with 1985 P…
28 min
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Splendid Isolation 1: Hello From the Forbidden ...
Host Dave Bledsoe records an ad lib rant and lets…
12 min
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Episode 254: But Are You Getting It? Armageddo...
Show Notes Episod3 254: “But Are You Getting It? …
24 min
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Episode 253: Boomer Doomer
Episode 253: “The Boomer Doomer” This week Host …
26 min
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Episode 252: Love In the Time of Coronavirus
Episode 252: “Love In the Time of Coronavirus” T…
24 min
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What the HELL Were You Thinking Spotify Trailer
Just a quick promo for the show, which if you are…
1 min
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Episode 251: Flowers for John Luck Pickard
Episode 251: “Flowers for John Luck Pickard” Thi…
27 min
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Episode 250: No Money Man Can Win My Love
Episode 250: “No Money Man Can Win My Love” This…
32 min
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Episode 249: What A Fool Believes
Shows Notes Episode 249: “What A Fool Believes” …
24 min
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Episode 248: Because Good Is Dumb
This week Host Dave Bledsoe discovers that someho…
20 min
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Episode 247: Nine Coronas
Show Notes Episode 247: “Nine Coronas” This week…
33 min
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Episode 246: I'm Bernin', I'm Bernin' For You!
Show Notes Episode 246: “I’m Berning, I’m Berning…
28 min
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Episode 245: We'll Never Be Royals
Episode 245: “We’ll Never Be Royals” This week H…
25 min
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Episode 244: Greetings from the President of th...
Episode 244: “Greetings From the President of the…
29 min
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Episode 243: Got Himself In A Little Jam Way O...
Show Notes Episode 243: “Got Himself In A Little…
24 min
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Episode 242: The Decade of the Dumb
Show Notes Episode 242: “The Decade of the Dumb” …
20 min
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Episode 241: Two Little Men In A Flying Saucer
Show Notes Episode 241: Two Little Men in a Flyin…
30 min
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Episode 240: Dave Saves Christmas
Show Notes: Episode 240 “Dave Saves Christmas” T…
30 min
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Episode 239: Weekend at Bernies
Episode 239: Weekend At Bernies This week is no…
8 min
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Episode 238: Family Tradition
Show Notes Episode 238: Family Traditions This w…
24 min
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Episode 237: The Record Company Gonna Give Me L...
Episode 237: The Record Company Gonna Give Me Lot…
24 min
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Episode 236: With His Hand In Goofy's Pants
Episode 236: “With His Hand in Goofy’s Pants” Th…
25 min
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Episode 235: Boomer Are You OK? Are You OK Bo...
Show Notes Episode 235: " Boomer Are You OK? Are…
26 min
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Episode 234: Dia de Gringos
Show Notes Episode 234: “Dia de Gringos” This we…
24 min
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Episode 233: He's On A HIghway to Hell (Spookt...
Show Notes Episode 233: He’s On A Highway to Hell…
40 min
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Episode 232: I'm Your Boogie Man (Spooktacular...
Episode 232: “I’m Your Boogie Man” Spooktacular 2…
27 min
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Episdoe 231: There's Whisky In the Pod-O
Show Notes Episode 231: “There’s Whisky In the Po…
30 min
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Episode 230: What the World Needs Now, is Dudes...
Show Notes Episode 230: “What the World Needs Now…
28 min
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Episode 229: Moving the Country to do a Lot of...
Show Notes Episode 229: “Moving the Country to do…
39 min
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Episode 228: Chubby White Guy Blues
Show Notes Episode 228: “Chubby White Guy Blues”…
24 min
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Episode 227: You Know I'm All About that Vape
Show Notes Episode 227: “You Know I’m All About T…
26 min
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Episode 176 "Roughing the Snapper" Redux
If you haven't heard it, it's NEW TO YOU! A "Bes…
29 min
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Episode 226: Nuke You Like A Hurricane
Episode 226: “Nuke You Like A Hurricane” This we…
32 min
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Episode 225: Everybody Comes and Comes Again
Episode 225: “Everybody Comes and Comes Again” T…
25 min
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Episode 224 Signed Epstein's Mom Part 2
Show Notes Episode 224 Parts 1 & 2 “Signed Epstei…
27 min
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Episode 224: Signed Epstein's Mom Part 1
Show Notes Episode 224 Parts 1 & 2 “Signed Epstei…
26 min
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Episode 223: Perfectly Good White Boys
Show Notes Episode 223: Perfectly Good White Boys…
22 min
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Episode 222: Uh Oh, Its Magick!
Show Notes Episode 222: “Uh Oh, It’s Magick!” T…
32 min
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Episode 221: What ME Worry?
Show Notes Episode 221: “What ME Worry?” This we…
34 min
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Episode 220: Walking On, Walking On the Moon
Show Notes Episode 220: “Walking On, Walking On t…
23 min
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Episode 219: Whitey's On the Moon
Show Notes Episode 219: “Whitey’s On the Moon” (P…
25 min
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Episode 218: Redneck High Holy Day
Show Notes Episode 218: “Redneck High Holy Day” …
23 min
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Episode 217: Drinking the Bastards Goodbye
Show Notes Episode 217: “Drinking the Bastards G…
24 min
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Episode 216: It Must Be George's Will
Show Notes Episode 216: “It Must Be George’s Will…
39 min
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Episode 215: Midnight Three State Beer Run
Show Notes Episode 215: “Midnight Three State Bee…
32 min
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Episode #114: "The Mystery of Fresno" Redux
Show Notes Episode 114: The Mystery of Fresno Re…
34 min
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Episode 214: Calling Occupants of Interplanetar...
Show Notes Episode 214: “Calling Occupants of Int…
22 min
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Episode 213: Like A Wet Fart In Church
Show Notes Episode 213: “Like a Wet Fart In Churc…
12 min
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Episode 212: You Gotta Keep 'Em Impregnated
Show Notes Episode 212: “You Gotta Keep ‘Em Impre…
26 min
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Episode 211: Son of a Preacher Man
Show Notes Episode 211: Son of a Preacher Man Th…
23 min
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Episode 210: We Drink, and We Know Things
Episode 210: We Drink and We Know Things This we…
29 min
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Episode 209: All We Are Saying Is, Give Impeac...
Episode 209: All We Are Saying Is, Give Impeachme…
25 min
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Episode 208: Times We Were Wasted on the Way
Show Notes Episode 208 “Times We Got Wasted on th…
31 min
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Episode 207: Teach the World Turtle
Show Notes Episode 207: Teach the World Turtle …
34 min
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Episode 206: The Guns of Brexit
Episode 206: The Guns of Brexit This week Host D…
30 min
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Episode 205: Who Will Save Our Souls
Episode 205: Who Will Save Our Souls This week …
19 min
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Episode 204: Kellyanne, Don't Take Your Love to...
Show Notes Episode 204: Kellyanne, Don’t Take You…
22 min
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Episode 203: Bribing Your Way Into Bartender C...
Show Notes Episode 203: Bribing Your Way Into Bar…
30 min
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Episode 202: Sometimes, Bad Is Bad
Show Notes Episode 202: “Sometimes, Bad Is Bad” …
30 min
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Episode 201: Horrible Bosses
Show Notes Episode 201: Horrible Bosses This we…
22 min
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Episode 200: Just A Little Prick
Show Notes Episode 200: “Just A Little Prick” Th…
32 min
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Episode 199: Howard's End
Episode 199: “Howard’s End” This week Host Dave …
25 min
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Episode 198: I Saw A White Face and They're Al...
Show Notes Episode 198: “I Saw A White Face, and …
25 min
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Episode 197: Will the Real Roger Stone Please S...
Show Notes Episode 197: “Will the Real Roger Ston…
25 min
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Episode 196: The Announcement
Recorded today from Fast Eddie's Fined Used Cars,…
14 min
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Episode 195: Pardon This Trash Heap
Show Notes Episode 195: “Pardon This Trash Heap” …
26 min
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Episode 194: When the Walls Come Tumblin' Down
Show Notes Episode 194: “When the Walls Coming Tu…
29 min
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Episode 193: And the Race Is On
Show Notes Episode 193: And the Race Is On This …
31 min
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Episode 192: Reeling In the Year (2018 Recapped)
Show Notes Episode 192: Reeling In the Year (2018…
51 min
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Episode 191: Christmas Eve In The Drunk Tank
This week Host Dave Bledsoe lays out his holiday …
28 min
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Episode 190: Every Step You Take Every Move Yo...
Show Notes Episode 190: “Every Step You Take, Eve…
29 min
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Episode 189: Now You're Messing With A Son of a...
Show Notes Episode 189: “Now You’re Messing With …
28 min
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Episode 188: You Give Love A Bad Name
Show Notes Episode 188: “You Give Love A Bad Nam…
24 min
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Episode 187: A Yam for Katta (Thanksgiving Spe...
Show Notes Episode 187: “A Yam for Katta” This …
18 min
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Episode 186: Operation Circle Jerk
Show Notes Episode 186: “Operation Circle Jerk” …
23 min
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Episode 185: If You Try Sometimes, You Get What...
Show Notes Episode 185: “If You Try Sometimes, Yo…
21 min
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Episode 184: One More Last Chance (To Vote to ...
Show Notes Episode 184: “One More Last Chance” …
10 min
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Episode 183: The Greatest Trick the Devil Ever ...
Show Notes Episode 183: The Greatest Trick the De…
22 min
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Episode 182: After the Bombs Subside
Episode 182: After the Bombs Subside This week H…
25 min
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Episode 181: To HELL With the Devil (Part 1 of...
Show Notes Episode 181: To Hell With the Devil (S…
31 min
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Episode 180: It's the End of the World As We K...
Episode 180: “It’s the End of the World As We Kno…
33 min
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Episode 179: In Vino Veritas
Show Notes Episode 179: “In Vino Veritas” This w…
25 min
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Episode 178: I Wonder Who the Real Men Are
Show Notes Episode 178: “I Wonder Who the Real Me…
23 min
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Episode 177: A Dick Joke Too Far
Show Notes Episode 177: “A Dick Joke Too Far” Th…
25 min
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Episode 176: Roughing the Snapper
Episode 175: “Roughing the Snapper” This week al…
27 min