The Topical
The Topical is the daily podcast from The Onion and Onion Public Radio, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: What if the news had sound effects? Join host Leslie Price each day as he barely scratches the surface of all the day’s top news stories. Journalism isn’t dead. It's using its dying breath to beg you to listen to The Topical. New episodes published every weekday by 5 a.m. Eastern time.
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CDC Urges Nation’s Hotties And Studs Not To Hid...
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Ford, General Motors To Begin Manufacturing Car...
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‘I Congratulate Joe Biden, A Very Decent Man,’ ...
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Congress Sets Aside $1,200 In Trust For Each Am...
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Census Foot Soldiers Swarm Neighborhoods, Kick ...
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Violently Bored Americans Begin Looting Puzzle ...
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European Vacation Dispatch: All Good Things Mus...
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European Vacation Dispatch: Ciao From The Venet...
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European Vacation Dispatch From Leslie Price
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CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN DAY FIVE: The Last Will An...
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CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN DAY FOUR: Host Leslie Pric...
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CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN DAY THREE: Scientists No C...
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CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN DAY TWO: Porn Industry Lea...
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CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN DAY ONE: Jesus Christ Canc...
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Doctors Encourage More Women To Regularly Perfo...
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NASA Finds Life Drowned On Mars
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National Park Service Under Fire For Wasting $4...
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Russia Pledges To Run Completely Positive Disin...
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God Possesses Pope Francis’s Body, Spins Head A...
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NASA Announces They Definitely Just Destroyed A...
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Dark, Ominous Storm Clouds Atop Mount Money Ind...
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Marina Abramović Stolen In Daring Performance A...
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Fiat Recalls More Than 10,000 Cars For Not Look...
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Outbreaks In Victorian England Confirm Coronavi...
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An Alarming Crime Scene In New England
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