The Topical

The Topical is the daily podcast from The Onion and Onion Public Radio, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: What if the news had sound effects? Join host Leslie Price each day as he barely scratches the surface of all the day’s top news stories. Journalism isn’t dead. It's using its dying breath to beg you to listen to The Topical. New episodes published every weekday by 5 a.m. Eastern time.

Comedy
Daily News
Politics
1
The Final Episode Of The Topical
14 min
2
Papa John’s Comes Under Fire For Cruel Treatmen...
7 min
3
Scientists Warn Americans To Stay Away From Tha...
6 min
4
Nation’s Arborists Once Again Urge Congress To ...
7 min
5
Paleontologists Determine Dinosaurs Were Killed...
7 min
6
Team Of Vatican Geneticists Successfully Clone God
6 min
7
Nation’s Hypnotists Announce You Are Now Under ...
6 min
8
Deer Shot By Obsessed Fan
6 min
9
Dept. Of Homeland Security: ‘Has Anybody Seen A...
6 min
10
Fun Toy Banned Because Of 3 Stupid Dead Kids
7 min
11
Congress Investigating Why Capitol Dome’s Atomi...
6 min
12
UFC Announces Their Athletes Will Now Be Allowe...
6 min
13
Secret Service Agent Heroically Dives In Front ...
6 min
14
Biden Announces Nation Will Rejoin Paris Hilton...
6 min
15
New Erectile Dysfunction Startup Sends Ripped, ...
4 min
16
Exhausted Researchers Inform Public Covid Vacci...
5 min
17
Animal Shelter’s Free Adoption Day Not Even Tha...
5 min
18
Shocked Authorities Discover Dozens Of Bodies B...
7 min
19
Majority Of Young Children Go Missing The Momen...
5 min
20
Report: Leading Cause Of Death Still Venturing ...
6 min
21
Government Lobbyists Call For Members Of Congre...
5 min
22
Hundreds Killed In Brutal Pro-Something-Anti-So...
5 min
23
New Food Safety Law Requires Restaurant Workers...
6 min
24
Northwestern Hospital Apologizes After Accident...
5 min
25
Serial Killer Clearly Gunning For ‘Parking Lot ...
4 min