The Topical
The Topical is the daily podcast from The Onion and Onion Public Radio, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: What if the news had sound effects? Join host Leslie Price each day as he barely scratches the surface of all the day’s top news stories. Journalism isn’t dead. It's using its dying breath to beg you to listen to The Topical. New episodes published every weekday by 5 a.m. Eastern time.
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Severely Injured Woman Heroically Fights Off Pa...
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NASA Announces Plans To Launch Chimpanzee Into Sun
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Defensive Chicago Police Officer Perfectly Capa...
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Financial Experts Recommend Americans Set Aside...
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Nation Informs Body-Positive Advertisers It Rea...
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Town Council Votes To Rename Statue Of Robert E...
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Authorities Abandon Search For Missing Girl Aft...
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Jimmy Carter Added To Mount Rushmore After Beco...
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Fisher-Price Announces Company Has Grown Out Of...
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U.S. Requires Hurricanes To Quarantine For 2 We...
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Nation’s CEOs Sign Pledge To Continue Fucking O...
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Study Finds Couples Who Live With Moldering Cor...
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Frustrated Mayors Demand Constituents Stop Payi...
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Heavily Armed Fans Guard Statue Of Yogi Bear In...
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CDC Horrified After Discovering Existence Of Th...
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Spain Holds First Annual ‘Running Of The Virus’...
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Arctic’s Rapid Thawing Not Helped By Todd, A Gu...
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Study: Majority Of Americans Not Prepared For W...
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IRS Announces Taxpayers Can Make Checks Directl...
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New York Adds ‘No Deaf Child In Area’ Signs So ...
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Prison Guards Gun Down Inmate Trying To Escape ...
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New Crest Sweepstakes Offers Chance To Win 10 M...
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FBI Warns Teenage Cyberbullying Driving Hundred...
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City Terrorized But Unimpressed By Serial Kille...
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Lime Unveils Pilot Program For Inexplicable New...
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