The Topical
The Topical is the daily podcast from The Onion and Onion Public Radio, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: What if the news had sound effects? Join host Leslie Price each day as he barely scratches the surface of all the day’s top news stories. Journalism isn’t dead. It's using its dying breath to beg you to listen to The Topical. New episodes published every weekday by 5 a.m. Eastern time.
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New Disarmament Treaty Calls For World Powers T...
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Huge Quantities Of Primo Shit Incinerated By Feds
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Study Finds More Americans Waiting To Start Sec...
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Sephora Awarded NASA Contract To Give Moon Fres...
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Heavenly Authorities Arrest God For Leaving Chi...
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Robots Inform Artificial Intelligence Researche...
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BREAKING: Total Hunk On Roof Deck Outside Our W...
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Zoologists Thrilled After Successfully Getting ...
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Study Confirms It Very Easy To Be Good Parent
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Study: Job Applicants With 4-Year College Degre...
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Return To School ‘Whatever,’ Report Nation’s A...
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Meteorologists Warn Hurricane Laura Intensifyin...
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Cinephile Refugees Arrive On Rafts In Canada Fo...
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Los Angeles Deploys Buzzkill Task Force To Bre...
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ExxonMobil To Simplify Oil Extraction By Cuttin...
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Bee, Man Allergic To Bees Found Dead In Apparen...
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New Identification App Lets Hikers Categorize A...
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Tulsi Gabbard Named Democratic Nominee After Di...
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Study Finds Gap Widening Between Rich Pets And ...
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Proposed Legislation Offers Citizenship To Immi...
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Congressional Democrats Threaten To All Wear Sa...
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New Evidence Calls Into Question William Shakes...
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As If Things Weren’t Bad Enough, Snakes Still S...
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TikTok Apologizes After Inadvertently Giving Pl...
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Trump, Biden Campaigns Unveil Bold New Mouth So...
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