The Topical

The Topical is the daily podcast from The Onion and Onion Public Radio, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: What if the news had sound effects? Join host Leslie Price each day as he barely scratches the surface of all the day’s top news stories. Journalism isn’t dead. It's using its dying breath to beg you to listen to The Topical. New episodes published every weekday by 5 a.m. Eastern time.

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Congress Swoons Over Newly Elected Bad Boy Who ...
7 min
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Santa Claus: ‘Ho, Ho, Ho! I Saw You Masturbating!’
8 min
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Astronomers Say December 24th Will Be Best Chan...
7 min
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Report Finds Majority Of Business Leaders Visit...
6 min
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Pope Maintains Divine Buzz By Microdosing Eucha...
6 min
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Hottest Toys For the Holiday Season That Your D...
7 min
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Health Officials Warn Holiday Travel Could Caus...
7 min
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CDC Announces Children Will Be Last To Receive ...
6 min
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Nation’s Moms Demand Christmas List
5 min
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Nation Worried After Catholic Church Issues Rea...
6 min
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All The News That 83-Year-Old Tabitha Williams ...
8 min
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Rising Coronavirus Cases Force Chicago To Set U...
6 min
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Barack Obama Enrolls In Self-Defense Classes Af...
5 min
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Brian Kemp Unveils Specially Trained Hogs That ...
6 min
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Pope Francis Bags 6-Winged Trophy Angel During ...
7 min
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Baboon Couple Sues National Geographic For Dist...
5 min
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Study Finds Adults Over 50 Should Get Colonosco...
5 min
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Nation’s Long-Haired Old Men In Flowy Linen Shi...
6 min
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Inside The Sacred Temple Where ‘People’ Magazin...
9 min
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Newly Uncovered DNA Evidence Frees Thousands Of...
6 min
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American Obesity Epidemic Traced To Single Heav...
7 min
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Humane Society Urges Americans To Opt For Shelt...
7 min
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Anti-Jacketers Rally Outside Burlington Coat Fa...
6 min
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Monsanto Lab On Lockdown After Scientists Find ...
7 min
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Hormel CEO Dares Anyone To Try And Come For His...
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