What the HELL Were You Thinking?

What the Hell Were You Thinking is a podcast where Host Dave Bledsoe invites you to explore your deep-seated grievances with life in the 21st century. Journey with us through infernal circles of absurdist politics, inexplicable pop culture, conspiracy theories, not-so-theoretical conspiracies, generational ouroboroi, Bigfoot erotica, Satanism, and evil clowns—all via rants based on some sincerely compelling (and surprisingly accurate!) history. No, there won’t be a quiz, but you’ll likely learn some new things you can be really pissed off about. So join your slightly-snockered host and a browbeaten, possibly imaginary producer, Gavin, while we ask the world a simple question--WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?

Comedy
Politics
Society & Culture
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Episode 273: School's Out FOREVER!
On the show this week we take a look at an issue that does not concern us in the least, yet could actually kill us: should we reopen schools. (Probably not, but they will do it anyway.)
23 min
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Episode 272: Every Single One of Us the Devil I...
On the show this week we talk about Trump’s newest medical professional “Doctor” Stella Immanuel and her interesting ideas about medicine!
26 min
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Episode 271: Q Can It Be Now?
On the show this week, we take a fresh look at the Q Anon Conspiracy only to find, somehow, against all odds, it’s gotten dumber.
20 min
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Episode 270: Donwanna Be An American Idiot
On the show this week we talk about how everything is just so damn dumb right now. (It’s a recurring topic.)
21 min
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Episode 269: A Snitch Fairy Gets Her Wings
On the show this week we examine the strange and not all suspicious life and deeds of Jeffery Epstein’s Lady Goon Ghislaine Maxwell.
24 min
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Episode 268: Dude, the Preferred Nomenclature i...
This week Host Dave Bledsoe dusts off his 1st Edition Monster Manual and confirms Orcs are in fact. Lawful Evil.
23 min
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Episode 267: Boom Boom On Come the Lights
On the show this week we ask the same question all of you are asking: WHO THE FUCK IS SETTING OFF FIREWORKS AT THREE AM!?!?
24 min
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Episode 266: Partridge Family Bus Full of Antifa
On the show this week we examine why Reuben Kincaid and the Partridge Family want to burn down small town America!
27 min
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Episode 265: THIS Pig Was Cool
On the show this week we tackle the idea of a world without police. (Imagine that!)
31 min
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Episode 264 "Citizen Soldier"
Show Notes Episode 264: Citizen Soldier This we…
27 min
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Episode 263: The Language of the Unheard
Show Notes Episode 263: The Language of the Unhea…
12 min
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Epsidoe 262: You're Not the Boss of Me Now
Episode 262: “You’re Not the Boss of Me Now”Thi…
23 min
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Episode 261: Are You More of a Dunning, Or Mor...
Show Notes Episode 261: Are You More A Dunning or…
28 min
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Episode 260: Next Time Try Roland the Thompson ...
Show Notes Episode 260: Next Time Try Roland The …
24 min
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Episode 259: We're Not Gonna Take It
Show Notes Episode 259: “We’re Not Gonna Take It”…
29 min
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Episode 258: Some Alternate Universe
Episode 258: Some Alternate UniverseThis week H…
24 min
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Episode 257: Interlude
Show Notes Episode 257: The Bottle Episode Host …
12 min
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Episode 233 Redux: He's On A Highway to Hell
We are taking THIS week off to prepare for NEXT w…
41 min
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Splendid Isolation Episode Three: It's Like Ba...
Show Notes Splendid Isolation Episode Three: It’…
11 min
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Episode 256: We're Still Preoccupied With 1985 ...
Show Notes Episode 256: We're Still Preoccupied w…
33 min
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Splendid Isolation Episode 2: Who WAS That Mas...
In this week’s Splendid Isolation, Dave Bledsoe r…
9 min
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Episode 255: We're Still Preoccupied With 1985...
Episode 255: We're Still Preoccupied with 1985 P…
28 min
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Splendid Isolation 1: Hello From the Forbidden ...
Host Dave Bledsoe records an ad lib rant and lets…
12 min
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Episode 254: But Are You Getting It? Armageddo...
Show Notes Episod3 254: “But Are You Getting It? …
24 min
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Episode 253: Boomer Doomer
Episode 253: “The Boomer Doomer” This week Host …
26 min
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Episode 252: Love In the Time of Coronavirus
Episode 252: “Love In the Time of Coronavirus” T…
24 min
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What the HELL Were You Thinking Spotify Trailer
Just a quick promo for the show, which if you are…
1 min
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Episode 251: Flowers for John Luck Pickard
Episode 251: “Flowers for John Luck Pickard” Thi…
27 min
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Episode 250: No Money Man Can Win My Love
Episode 250: “No Money Man Can Win My Love” This…
32 min
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Episode 249: What A Fool Believes
Shows Notes Episode 249: “What A Fool Believes” …
24 min
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Episode 248: Because Good Is Dumb
This week Host Dave Bledsoe discovers that someho…
20 min
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Episode 247: Nine Coronas
Show Notes Episode 247: “Nine Coronas” This week…
33 min
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Episode 246: I'm Bernin', I'm Bernin' For You!
Show Notes Episode 246: “I’m Berning, I’m Berning…
28 min
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Episode 245: We'll Never Be Royals
Episode 245: “We’ll Never Be Royals” This week H…
25 min
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Episode 244: Greetings from the President of th...
Episode 244: “Greetings From the President of the…
29 min
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Episode 243: Got Himself In A Little Jam Way O...
Show Notes Episode 243: “Got Himself In A Little…
24 min
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Episode 242: The Decade of the Dumb
Show Notes Episode 242: “The Decade of the Dumb” …
20 min
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Episode 241: Two Little Men In A Flying Saucer
Show Notes Episode 241: Two Little Men in a Flyin…
30 min
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Episode 240: Dave Saves Christmas
Show Notes: Episode 240 “Dave Saves Christmas” T…
30 min
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Episode 239: Weekend at Bernies
Episode 239: Weekend At Bernies This week is no…
8 min
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Episode 238: Family Tradition
Show Notes Episode 238: Family Traditions This w…
24 min
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Episode 237: The Record Company Gonna Give Me L...
Episode 237: The Record Company Gonna Give Me Lot…
24 min
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Episode 236: With His Hand In Goofy's Pants
Episode 236: “With His Hand in Goofy’s Pants” Th…
25 min
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Episode 235: Boomer Are You OK? Are You OK Bo...
Show Notes Episode 235: " Boomer Are You OK? Are…
26 min
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Episode 234: Dia de Gringos
Show Notes Episode 234: “Dia de Gringos” This we…
24 min
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Episode 233: He's On A HIghway to Hell (Spookt...
Show Notes Episode 233: He’s On A Highway to Hell…
40 min
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Episode 232: I'm Your Boogie Man (Spooktacular...
Episode 232: “I’m Your Boogie Man” Spooktacular 2…
27 min
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Episdoe 231: There's Whisky In the Pod-O
Show Notes Episode 231: “There’s Whisky In the Po…
30 min
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Episode 230: What the World Needs Now, is Dudes...
Show Notes Episode 230: “What the World Needs Now…
28 min
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Episode 229: Moving the Country to do a Lot of...
Show Notes Episode 229: “Moving the Country to do…
39 min
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Episode 228: Chubby White Guy Blues
Show Notes Episode 228: “Chubby White Guy Blues”…
24 min
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Episode 227: You Know I'm All About that Vape
Show Notes Episode 227: “You Know I’m All About T…
26 min
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Episode 176 "Roughing the Snapper" Redux
If you haven't heard it, it's NEW TO YOU! A "Bes…
29 min
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Episode 226: Nuke You Like A Hurricane
Episode 226: “Nuke You Like A Hurricane” This we…
32 min
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Episode 225: Everybody Comes and Comes Again
Episode 225: “Everybody Comes and Comes Again” T…
25 min
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Episode 224 Signed Epstein's Mom Part 2
Show Notes Episode 224 Parts 1 & 2 “Signed Epstei…
27 min
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Episode 224: Signed Epstein's Mom Part 1
Show Notes Episode 224 Parts 1 & 2 “Signed Epstei…
26 min
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Episode 223: Perfectly Good White Boys
Show Notes Episode 223: Perfectly Good White Boys…
22 min
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Episode 222: Uh Oh, Its Magick!
Show Notes Episode 222: “Uh Oh, It’s Magick!” T…
32 min
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Episode 221: What ME Worry?
Show Notes Episode 221: “What ME Worry?” This we…
34 min
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Episode 220: Walking On, Walking On the Moon
Show Notes Episode 220: “Walking On, Walking On t…
23 min
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Episode 219: Whitey's On the Moon
Show Notes Episode 219: “Whitey’s On the Moon” (P…
25 min
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Episode 218: Redneck High Holy Day
Show Notes Episode 218: “Redneck High Holy Day” …
23 min
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Episode 217: Drinking the Bastards Goodbye
Show Notes Episode 217: “Drinking the Bastards G…
24 min
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Episode 216: It Must Be George's Will
Show Notes Episode 216: “It Must Be George’s Will…
39 min
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Episode 215: Midnight Three State Beer Run
Show Notes Episode 215: “Midnight Three State Bee…
32 min
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Episode #114: "The Mystery of Fresno" Redux
Show Notes Episode 114: The Mystery of Fresno Re…
34 min
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Episode 214: Calling Occupants of Interplanetar...
Show Notes Episode 214: “Calling Occupants of Int…
22 min
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Episode 213: Like A Wet Fart In Church
Show Notes Episode 213: “Like a Wet Fart In Churc…
12 min
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Episode 212: You Gotta Keep 'Em Impregnated
Show Notes Episode 212: “You Gotta Keep ‘Em Impre…
26 min
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Episode 211: Son of a Preacher Man
Show Notes Episode 211: Son of a Preacher Man Th…
23 min
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Episode 210: We Drink, and We Know Things
Episode 210: We Drink and We Know Things This we…
29 min
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Episode 209: All We Are Saying Is, Give Impeac...
Episode 209: All We Are Saying Is, Give Impeachme…
25 min
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Episode 208: Times We Were Wasted on the Way
Show Notes Episode 208 “Times We Got Wasted on th…
31 min
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Episode 207: Teach the World Turtle
Show Notes Episode 207: Teach the World Turtle …
34 min
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Episode 206: The Guns of Brexit
Episode 206: The Guns of Brexit This week Host D…
30 min
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Episode 205: Who Will Save Our Souls
Episode 205: Who Will Save Our Souls This week …
19 min
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Episode 204: Kellyanne, Don't Take Your Love to...
Show Notes Episode 204: Kellyanne, Don’t Take You…
22 min
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Episode 203: Bribing Your Way Into Bartender C...
Show Notes Episode 203: Bribing Your Way Into Bar…
30 min
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Episode 202: Sometimes, Bad Is Bad
Show Notes Episode 202: “Sometimes, Bad Is Bad” …
30 min
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Episode 201: Horrible Bosses
Show Notes Episode 201: Horrible Bosses This we…
22 min
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Episode 200: Just A Little Prick
Show Notes Episode 200: “Just A Little Prick” Th…
32 min
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Episode 199: Howard's End
Episode 199: “Howard’s End” This week Host Dave …
25 min
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Episode 198: I Saw A White Face and They're Al...
Show Notes Episode 198: “I Saw A White Face, and …
25 min
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Episode 197: Will the Real Roger Stone Please S...
Show Notes Episode 197: “Will the Real Roger Ston…
25 min
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Episode 196: The Announcement
Recorded today from Fast Eddie's Fined Used Cars,…
14 min
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Episode 195: Pardon This Trash Heap
Show Notes Episode 195: “Pardon This Trash Heap” …
26 min
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Episode 194: When the Walls Come Tumblin' Down
Show Notes Episode 194: “When the Walls Coming Tu…
29 min
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Episode 193: And the Race Is On
Show Notes Episode 193: And the Race Is On This …
31 min
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Episode 192: Reeling In the Year (2018 Recapped)
Show Notes Episode 192: Reeling In the Year (2018…
51 min
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Episode 191: Christmas Eve In The Drunk Tank
This week Host Dave Bledsoe lays out his holiday …
28 min
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Episode 190: Every Step You Take Every Move Yo...
Show Notes Episode 190: “Every Step You Take, Eve…
29 min
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Episode 189: Now You're Messing With A Son of a...
Show Notes Episode 189: “Now You’re Messing With …
28 min
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Episode 188: You Give Love A Bad Name
Show Notes Episode 188: “You Give Love A Bad Nam…
24 min
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Episode 187: A Yam for Katta (Thanksgiving Spe...
Show Notes Episode 187: “A Yam for Katta” This …
18 min
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Episode 186: Operation Circle Jerk
Show Notes Episode 186: “Operation Circle Jerk” …
23 min
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Episode 185: If You Try Sometimes, You Get What...
Show Notes Episode 185: “If You Try Sometimes, Yo…
21 min
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Episode 184: One More Last Chance (To Vote to ...
Show Notes Episode 184: “One More Last Chance” …
10 min
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Episode 183: The Greatest Trick the Devil Ever ...
Show Notes Episode 183: The Greatest Trick the De…
22 min
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Episode 182: After the Bombs Subside
Episode 182: After the Bombs Subside This week H…
25 min