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There Will Be Porn
<p>Vintage porn recapped by millennial women who are mostly ok with butt stuff. Cait and Murda are going through the top 100 adult films to see if they're any good, if porn can even remotely be for women, and is there room to get better.</p>
Film History
Sexuality
Comedy
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Cait & Murda Write A Thesis About This Porn - "...
Night Dreams (1981) is easily one of the weirdest, creepiest, and possible most brilliant porns of all time. There's social commentary and weird gender explorations, and of course, lots of sex. Enjoy with Cait and Murda as they get confused and hot all at the same time.
69 min
2
Cait & Murda Just Keep Coming Back - "Justine" ...
Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week, Cait & Murda are still testing out if having guests works for a podcast about pornography. Do you want to be a guest? GREAT! Email us here. Speaking of reaching out to us, we got another review, and Murda can't handle it. BIG THANK YOU to Erin Dawn, our current super fan for both leaving a review and suggesting this week's movie! For our first segment, we teach you beautiful T-Dubbers how to write a review, because it's a great way to support your favorite pods.
73 min
3
Cait & Murda Get Used To This Vampire Life with...
This week, Cait & Murda are still testing out if having guests works for a podcast about pornography. Do you want to be a guest? GREAT! Email us here. For the first segment, Murda and Cait ask our amazing guest Jessy about her experience with porn and why she helped decide to watch a spoof porn about Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which is so creatively named Muffy The Vampire Layer! Get it?
72 min
4
Cait & Murda Finally Get Hot - "Slave To Love" ...
Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week they've reached #72, Slave To Love For the first segment, Murda and Cait learn a little bit more about famed kink movie Fifty Shades of Grey, and how it might be totally based on the porn they're watching this week. Then they recap the porno movie.
62 min
5
Cait & Murda Make Liz Watch a Porn Musical - "A...
70 min
6
Cait & Murda Are Ultra Sex - "A Clockwork Orgy"
62 min
7
Cait & Murda Are The Pu$$ymen - "Pussyman 5" 1994
67 min
8
Cait & Murda Are Mixing Business with Pleasure ...
74 min
9
Cait & Murda Are Building A Vampire Colony
Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week they've reached #76, Dark Angels, a Blade style, Buffy inspired porn movie from 2000 about a queen vampire chasing down her prey, but making sure she gets sex first.
70 min
10
Cait & Murda Are Tanning Everything But The Tai...
70 min
11
Cait & Murda Want Everyone To Touch Each Others...
39 min
12
Cait & Murda Love Good Good Boys — PRIDE EDITIO...
Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women, watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. PRIDE EDITION!!!!
63 min
13
Cait & Murda Wear Gloves Because The World is S...
Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women, watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. The adult film for this episode is #2 of the series The Secret Gardenand #79 on the AVN's Greatest Adult Tapes countdown. For the first segment, Cait and Murda bring back a segment from a previous Ashlyn Gere movie, where the hosts reenact a close interview with Ashlyn Gere, sourced from the deepest parts of the internet!
63 min
14
Cait & Murda Have A Fetish For Expensive Things
In Secret Garden Part 1, Cait & Murda watch a family fall apart. The Hyde's have many secrets that all seem to revolve around sex and a mysterious woman, Pansy/Daisy. Starring a classic porno cast of Mike Horner, Ashlyn Gere, and Randy Spears. Cait & Murda try to guess how the secrets all cum together. Also, they're positive that this family started the housing crisis.
74 min
15
Cait & Murda Give This Porn Six Thumbs Up
The girls watch an international film,World Sex Tour 1, from 1992, starring Mark Davis, Sean Michaels, and all the eastern European girls they have sex with.
60 min
16
Cait & Murda Prefer Dad Bods
This is part 2 of an interview series with Eitan Levine about his experience with the Adult Film Industry and specifically his coverage of the AVN Expo. Murda and cait discuss the rise of male sex dolls and the marketing of sex dolls in the sex toy industry, along with watch a VICE web-series called Slutever that features the host actually sleeping with a sex doll on tape.
43 min
17
Cait & Murda Are Not Throwing Away Money Shots ...
Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women, watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.... but this week we're doing something different. Cait and Murda recap Hamiltoe, the 2017 porn parody of the broadway musical Hamilton, AND are lucky enough interview Eitan Levine, journalist, comedian, and writer on Hamiltoe! Follow Eitan @eitanthegoalie
53 min
18
Cait & Murda Are Not Those Kind Of Dames - "My ...
Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women, watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. If you've ever wondered, do they make porn musicals? YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS THEY DO! Cait & Murda watch #81 My Bare Lady a remake of the classic film, My Fair Lady, but with a really sexy twist. In the first segment from Cait, the two re-enact the lost to time sequel to My Bare Lady, the 2006 My Bare Lady the reality TV show. Then the girls get into the nitty gritty of this dick sucking sing along, and test their ability to eat and watch porn at the same time. In the final segment, they enjoy some Russian Doll porn, which is musical, but not all that sexy actually.
54 min
19
Cait & Murda Get Sad About Ice Melting - "Reali...
Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women,  watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. In this episode, Cait & Murda watch Realities (1991) with Ashlyn Gere,
52 min
20
Cait & Murda Are Making This Podcast Tight
Cait & Murda are changing things up! Yes, they will still be sitting through a vintage porn one by one, to watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. But in this episode,
30 min
21
Cait & Murda Don't Understand Why Everyone Love...
Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.
86 min
22
Cait & Murda Are Now Afraid Of All Kens - "Fire...
Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.
76 min
23
Cait & Murda Are Capitalist Enemies - "Farmer's...
Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.
74 min
24
2018 There Will Be Porn(o) Awards
Cait & Murda have spent all year as best friends sitting through a vintage porn and have finally sat down to determine which of the bottom 14 of the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time should win awards in 2018. 
59 min
25
Cait & Murda Discover The Formula For Christmas...
Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. It's a special Christmas/Holiday/Santa Fetish episode!!Cait & Murda are watching The Tits That Saved XXX-mas from 2003.
60 min
26
Cait & Murda Hate Ron Jeremy - "Amanda By Night...
Cait & Murda watch Amanda By Night, a movie about a crime circle of drugs, sex work, the vice squad, and MURDER! Again. So many porns have murder at the core of their story.
70 min
27
Cait & Murda Love A Feminist Murderer - "Looker...
Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.
80 min
28
Cait & Murda Claim The Devil Did It - Special H...
Normally, Cait & Murda would spend another week watching films from the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time.  But it's HALLOWEEN! So prepare for a spooky scary and honestly pretty messy porn, The XXXorcist (2006).
54 min
29
Cait & Murda Are Really Into Buck - "Blame It O...
Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.
87 min
30
Cait & Murda Can't Find His Balls - "Sorority S...
Cait & Murda are watching #92 on the top 101 adult films of all time, Sorority Sweethearts. The sorority girls are looking for knights in shining armor, a good time, and one man's set of balls that just straight up disappear.
66 min
31
Porn Star Book Club - "Raw Talent" & "Mistress ...
Why watch porn when you can READ ABOUT IT? In this special mini-sode of There Will Be Porn podcast, Cait & Murda talk about a book all about adult films. Written by Jerry Butler, the star of their most hated film from Episode 2 "Cait & Murda Hate This...
49 min
32
Cait & Murda Just Want Her To Have An Orgasm - ...
We thought this movie would be about PSLs, but it's really about their need to get laid and have orgasms. Because that's all women ever want, right?
70 min
33
Cait & Murda Love Aerial Shots of Orgies - "Two...
Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends watching vintage porn. One by one they’re going through AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week the ladies watch #94, Two Women,
73 min
34
Cait & Murda Appreciate These Hand Job Skills –...
Unrequited love between a sex worker and her John leads to a semi-romantic whirlwind for Barbara (Hyapatia Lee) and Jim (Randy Spears), wherein one of them gives out a lot of emotional labor, and the doesn’t really listen. Can you guess where it ends?
67 min
35
Cait & Murda Have A Personal Conflict – “Confli...
What happens when you take two “revolutionary” adult film directors and play pranks on them during the filming of “innovative” shoots? Conflict. Personal, devastating conflict. Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage ...
54 min
36
Cait & Murda Argue What A Real Whore Is - "Red ...
Maybe you’re curious about what women actually do with vibrators. This porn will definitely not answer any of those questions for you. Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn.
71 min
37
Cait & Murda Are Scared Of Plastic Sickness – “...
Whoever said you can't mix genres, has never seen a Horror-Comedy-Porn.  Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best...
64 min
38
Cait & Murda Hate This Porn So Much – “Raw Tale...
Not every porn is a winner. In fact, most of them are terrible based on poor filmography, acting, writing, and overall production. In the case of Raw Talent, it’s the opposite.
59 min
39
Cait & Murda Watch Their First Porn(o) -“All Th...
Men and women alike watch porn, whether they admit it or not. Cait & Murda watch vintage porn together to attempt to find any evidence of filmmaking, acting ability, writing quality, and anything actually sexy.
43 min
40
[Re-Release] Twin Cheeks : A Twin Peaks Porn (1...
We’ve brought back a classic episode of There Will Be Drinking Recaps Twin Peaks Cait and Murda watch and recap a full porn called Twin Cheeks, based on the 90’s occult tv series Twin Peaks. This episode came out a year ago and was one of our favorite ...
46 min
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There Will Be Porn(o) Podcast Trailer
Cait and Murda, hosts of There Will Be Drinking podcast, are launching a brand new show all about the ins and outs of classic porn. By watching the Top 100 Adult Films these two women are hoping that there will be fun, there will be learning,
1 min