Story Pirates

The award-winning Story Pirates Podcast takes stories written by kids and turns them into sketch comedy and songs. Made up of talented comedians, songwriters, and frequent celebrity guests, the Story Pirates inspire kids to create, bringing laughter to kids and grownups of all ages with hilarious sketches, catchy original songs from all genres, and interviews with the creative geniuses behind the stories… kids! 

Kids & Family
Comedy
Education
1
The Dancing Cupcake/The Portals (feat. Sara Bar...
In part 2 of our season finale, the Story Pirates execute an elaborate heist to save their ship from Henrietta Hudson, the biggest name in NYC tow trucks.
35 min
2
Old Man Homer/The Very Grown Up Place (feat. me...
In part 1 of our thrilling season finale, the only thing that stands between the Story Pirates and a return home to their native NYC is the dastardly Silica Googenheim.
28 min
3
!Beard Quest!/The New Class Pet (feat. Zoe Jarman)
The Story Pirates get a visit from their dentist (Zoe Jarman).
34 min
4
Why You Should Never Feed a Potato Chip to a Ka...
Meghan creates a tech company for Nimene’s inventions.
37 min
5
Fixed-up Fairy Tales: The Live Stream - Preview
In this preview of a brand new bonus series, ‘Fixed-Up Fairy Tales,’ kid authors take the most beloved fairy tales of all time and make them their own. Featuring a brand new story, “The Live Stream”
7 min
6
Imagication: Happy New Year - Preview
In this preview of a brand new episode of Imagication, Peter’s Australian accent rarely wavers as he guides listeners through a very special creative visualization exercise to celebrate the new year
11 min
7
Story Creation Zone: Make Your Own Holiday Card...
Make a holiday card for someone special in your life with this handy activity from Nimene and Peter.
5 min
8
The Hanukkah Ghost/The Dragon That Just Wanted ...
Sports agent Chip McFoddlesworth (Seth Meyers) discovers Lee and Peter have an aptitude for the game of dirtball.
33 min
9
The Story of King Pineapple/Stonecliffs! (feat....
The Story Pirates meet an underground restaurateur who serves a rare delicacy
34 min
10
Zombie Pups/The Particular Pigeon (feat. Stepha...
The Story Pirates have a spa day.
29 min
11
Arts Educators Save the World (feat. Cecily Str...
We’re proud to share another episode of Arts Educators Save The World
46 min
12
DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Thanksgiving Mixtape 2022
The world’s greatest DJ who is also a worm returns to help provide the soundtrack to your holiday travels!
45 min
13
Too Many T-Rexes/The Opera (It's Not Boring Thi...
Eric and Nimene enter the Underground Racing Invitational.
33 min
14
Bugs and Daffy’s Thanksgiving Road Trip
listen or re-listen to this very special 4-episode, Story Pirates-produced podcast, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck!
28 min
15
I Don’t Think So Day/The Squirrel Astronaut (fe...
Rachel and her beach pigs stumble upon an idyllic, underground small town and a very welcoming ambassador (Kimmy Shields).
36 min
16
Story Creation Zone: Make a Mystery with Baby W...
Baby With a Mustache guides listeners in creating a setting for their very own mystery story
7 min
17
A Barking Election/The Always Lost Werewolf (fe...
Rolo is (almost) driven to madness by a spot.
32 min
18
Spooky Season: The Ghost?
Story Pirate Eric interviews a ghost to help decide what Eric should be for Halloween.
12 min
19
How Do You Scare a Mermaid?/Chickening (feat. B...
A new restaurant gets ready to open with a nervous proprietor,
30 min
20
Now We’re Cooking With Butter/The Town of Snake...
The Story Pirates accidentally wake an ancient, slumbering underground monster.
31 min
21
Story Pirates Radio: OctoNation with Warren Car...
Story Pirates Radio host Andrew takes listener questions for Warren Carlye, the founder and CEO of OctoNation
7 min
22
I Never Knew Tacos Were So Good!/Goats To Go
It’s harvest season for the Story Pirates and Lee plans a huge feast.
34 min
23
Fainting/Madame Louis Garbatolle (feat. Jessica...
The Story Pirates encounter their very first tarot tarantula
34 min
24
The Left Side of Time/The New Food: Fitix vs. M...
Peter and Lee discover an ancient cookie temple and its guardian (Oscar Montoya).
32 min
25
Brain Pirates/Camel Humps
Siegfried the Orange, brave Viking warrior, explores another side of himself.
36 min
26
DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Back to School Mixtape 2022
DJ Squirm-a-Lot heads back to school!
49 min
27
The Test/The Case of the Spilling Hot Chocolate...
Rolo and Smitty’s secret past is revealed.
31 min
28
Introducing: Arts Educators Save the World (fea...
We’re proud to introduce Arts Educators Save the World
41 min
29
Alf the Alligator's Tea Night/The Journey
The Story Pirates record solo podcasts.
35 min
30
A Little Girl Was Feeling Blue/Cicada Party (fe...
A shady salesman tries to sell the Story Pirates some sunshine in a box.
29 min
31
Story Creation Zone: Map Drawing with Siegfried...
Siegfried the Orange, brave Viking adventurer, guides listeners in drawing a totally epic map of an imaginary place. For the full episode,
6 min
32
The Dangerous Plumbers/The Bike That Is a Car
The Story Pirates create an extremely popular underground car wash.
35 min
33
The Mismatched Puzzle Piece/The Sad Queen (feat...
A professional glassblower (Cecily Strong) discovers Eric’s natural talent and tries to convince him to go pro.
35 min
34
Acting With Meghan, Tape 1: Sense Memory - Preview
Meghan invites listeners to learn about how to act from one of the theater’s true masters: herself.
4 min
35
The Tree With a Love For a Mountain/Infamous
Baby With a Mustache has an identity crisis.
32 min
36
The Starfish/The Package (feat. Dan Mintz)
When her diamond headphones go missing, Meghan recruits a hard-boiled detective to solve the mystery
34 min
37
Lala/Laugh Day (feat. Lou Wilson)
When Loofah takes the day off, a stunt performer is hired to fill in.
31 min
38
DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Beach Day Mixtape 2022
DJ Squirm-a-Lot heads to the beach for sun, surf and smashing that spacebar!
43 min
39
The Prince-ess/The Magician’s Accidents (feat. ...
Peter and Nimene swap personalities.
35 min
40
Imagication: Nice Bees - Preview
In an extended preview of this brand new bonus episode, Peter does a pretty passable Australian accent as he takes listeners through a creative visualization exercise.
8 min
41
All Because I Bit My Knee/Cat That Can Spell
Meghan discovers crystals.
35 min
42
The Secret Theme Park/Ryan in Rhinebeck Grows R...
Smitty becomes an official member of the Story Pirates, but is surprised to see what exactly that entails.
31 min
43
Snakes and People/The Fish Person (feat. Kimmy ...
As the Story Pirates begin to traverse the different underground layers of the earth, they encounter a dance party led by EDM-loving dinosaurs.
39 min
44
The Inside Story: The Chicken King
Peter catches up with the Chicken King to find out if he’s figured out how to be a kinder ruler and how his favorite chicken Hamburger is doing.
6 min
45
You Make No Sense!/The Chicken King (feat. Mich...
In part 2 of the season 5 premiere, the Story Pirates meet the proprietor of a strange underground theme park.
40 min
46
Driving Bumblebees/The Bad Dog Who Was Smart (f...
The Story Pirates are back for season 5! In part 1 of the season premiere, the Story Pirates begin their journey to the center of the earth and meet the bearer of a very mysterious voice.
37 min
47
Announcing Season 5!
The Story Pirates Podcast is back for Season 5! Starting May 26th, listen to new episodes wherever you get your podcasts.
4 min
48
Deep Cuts #7: Cake Stories
We have a brand new, cake-themed bonus episode for you featuring “Diggy Day,” “Raining Cake," and “Charles Cake and the Moose"!
20 min
49
Deep Cuts #6: Cheese Stories
A brand new, cheese-themed bonus episode featuring our favorite, funniest, and weirdest stories from the archives
27 min
50
Deep Cuts #5: Dragon Stories
We have a brand new, dragon-themed bonus episode for you featuring our favorite, funniest and weirdest stories from the archives.
29 min
51
DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Thanksgiving Mixtape 2021
In this special bonus episode, DJ Squrim-a-Lot celebrates Thanksgiving the only way he knows how–by smashing that spacebar!
55 min
52
Trailer–Bugs and Daffy’s Thanksgiving Road Trip
Celebrate Thanksgiving week with Looney Tunes and the Story Pirates!
3 min
53
The Perfect Horse/Fishing Fish That Fish Humans...
In part two of our season finale, an undersea queen reveals her secrets.
33 min
54
If Dogs Could Do The Boogie/Cheese Monkey With ...
In part one of their season finale, the Story Pirates meet a queen and find out, once and for all, if the underwater city of Nethernabosia is real.
29 min
55
Bad Art Werewolf/The Bear Claw (feat. Satya Bha...
The Story Pirates meet a famous film director who is making a stunt-filled underwater action movie.
30 min
56
The Snowball Safe/Claudia the Cloud (feat. Jon ...
The crew discovers an underwater city and king that miiiiiight not be the exact one they’re looking for.
33 min
57
Martian-Mallows/The Big Fortune (feat. Juwan Cr...
Lee discovers a surprising new tiny friend.
29 min
58
DJ Squirm-a-Lot's Summer BBQ Mixtape 2021
In this special bonus episode, everybody’s favorite worm DJ crafts the perfect playlist for your summer outdoor party plans.
47 min
59
The Beautiful Potato/What It Feels Like To Be A...
The crew stumbles upon a troupe of Fish Scouts and helps them learn the skills to earn an important badge.
31 min
60
Popsicle Sweater/The New Species (feat. Raúl E...
In their 100th episode, the Story Pirates attend a show by famous octopus magician Octavious the Great.
33 min
61
The July Playdate/The Short Neck Giraffe (feat....
An anonymous underwater graffiti artist named Angelfish tags the Story Pirates’ ship.
32 min
62
The Music Trials/Anti-Body Man (feat. Nick Blae...
Rolo tests out new and possibly unwise recipes for soup.
27 min
63
Conquering Pitland/Teachers Are People Too?!
Meghan gets a new restorative hobby.
35 min
64
Stars and Moonlight/The Mystery of the Eaten Ca...
The Story Pirates venture out of the ship to a rock concert that is being held inside the mouth of a giant whale.
31 min
65
Little Snacks Big Problems/The Brown Cat
Eric gets ready to watch the big game!
31 min
66
The Missing Golden Eggs/The Super Secret Sassy ...
During a visit to Great White Shark Cafe, Peter faces off with a fearsome shark.
33 min
67
Mr. Chuggy and Me/The Zero-annaire
The Story Pirates forget Rachel’s birthday, so she escapes to Jellyfish Village and meets a very familiar jellyfish pop star.
36 min
68
The Boy Who Had a Pet Ice Cube/The Not-So-Safe ...
The Story Pirates try to spiff their ship with help from reality TV host Whimsey Pepperdime.
31 min
69
The Peach/Ten Tigers
Rolo discovers a secret compartment on the ship that contains a rare family heirloom.
32 min
70
DJ Squirm-a-Lot's Spring Break Mixtape 2021
Everybody’s favorite worm DJ smashes that spacebar and plays some of our favorite songs from the podcast.
40 min
71
The Lost Spoon/Backwards Town
When the power goes out, Siegfried and Eric must go on an epic journey to the center of the ship.
36 min
72
The Ant Who Saved Her Colony/The Boy Who Couldn...
The Story Pirates discover there is a drain in the ocean floor, and they’re headed right for it!
26 min
73
The Boy Who Mailed Himself to Australia/The Sto...
It’s the Johnny Blobfish Show!
36 min
74
I’m Toast, Man/The Adventures of Harold Jordan ...
The Story Pirates meet an excitable isopod who curates a very unique underwater museum.
33 min
75
Deep Cuts #4
A new bonus episode featuring more of our favorite, funniest, weirdest episodes from the archive: “The Doughnut is Right,” “Pet Store or Food Store?” and “The Goose Prank.”
22 min
76
Deep Cuts #3
Another new bonus episode featuring some of our favorite deep cuts from the archives: “The Clock,” “Robotics Engineering Doll,” and “Monster Broke.”
23 min
77
Deep Cuts #2
Another new bonus episode featuring some of our favorite deep cuts from the archives: “The Monkey and the Ice Skates,” “Tape Ball Purse” and “Kids Riding Ponies.”
27 min
78
Deep Cuts #1
A bonus episode featuring some of our favorite, funniest, weirdest stories from the archives: “The Case of the Missing Files,” “Ladybug Tickle Day” and “Zach’s Story.”
21 min
79
Millions of Stars/The Invention Convention (fea...
The Story Pirates arrive at their undersea destination.
33 min
80
An Interview with Lilli Cooper
Lee talks to actor and singer Lilli Cooper, star of the new Story Pirates bedtime show "Sleep Squad".
23 min
81
If Dogs Are Janitors/Zombies Ate My Homework!!!...
Baby With A Mustache founds a start-up.
30 min
82
Undercover Birthday/Trapped in a Basketball (fe...
The Story Pirates help Meryl the Mermaid in her quest to win the 65th Annual Mermaid Tail Competition.
37 min
83
DJ Squirm-a-Lot's Thanksgiving Mixtape 2020
DJ Squrim-a-Lot provides the soundtrack to your Thanksgiving feast!
49 min
84
Funny Animals/The Pancake Heist
The Story Pirates try out a new, complicated board game.
36 min
85
My Mouth Ran Away/The Zinc Sink With the Kink i...
Mother Porpoise revives her rivalry with Meghan.
30 min
86
The Gold Tiara/The Blog Story
Nimene searches for a new purpose.
36 min
87
Rockstar/The Creepy Weepy Dollhouse
Lee meets a spider.
35 min
88
The Fairy Without Wings/The Competition Competi...
The Story Pirates venture into the depths of an ocean trench where they encounter two bickering Riddlefish.
35 min
89
Blue Night/The Unlucky Man
In part 2 of our season 4 premiere, Rachel and Eric race each other to the treasure, with surprising results.
31 min
90
The Weird Sisters/The Secrets of the Paintings ...
Season 4 begins deep under the ocean, where the Story Pirates investigate the mysterious return of an old friend and meet a new one.
34 min
91
CATS SIT ON YOU - the new Story Pirates album i...
The Story Pirates’ new album, CATS SIT ON YOU, is out now!
4 min
92
Hedgie and the Cloud Kingdom/Floor Juice (feat....
The Story Pirates head home and are surprised by what they find.
26 min
93
The Strawberry Band/The Angel Pigs (feat. Kara...
The Story Pirates finally reach their space destination and meet a queen (Karan Kendrick).
34 min
94
I Have A Cookie/Three Little Phones (feat. Eddi...
The Story Pirates meet a shapeshifting alien full of nostalgia.
29 min
95
Sarah’s Song Story/The Door That No One Could O...
The Story Pirates’ ship enters one of the galaxy’s most dangerous spots, the Switcheroo Zone, and items on board start randomly turning into other things like spaghetti, space raccoons and...Julie Andrews.
32 min
96
The Weird Food Club/The Girl Who Painted Everyt...
Lee takes a trip inside the heads of his Story Pirate friends.
32 min
97
The Girl Who Wanted To Eat The Sky/The Dice Tha...
Rolo gets a puppy and learns some hard lessons about pet ownership in space.
30 min
98
The Night I Started Sharing a Room With My Sist...
Meghan starts a film festival on the ship and the Story Pirates flex their cinematic muscles.
27 min
99
One Little Pink Rose
In this special bonus episode, we return to a story from last season that reminds us of the need to stand up, take action and make our voices heard.
8 min
100
The Poisonous Butterfly/Cartwheel Girl
Lee blows off steam in the ship’s simulroom.
35 min