Story Pirates
Story Pirates is a group of world-class actors, comedians, improvisers and musicians who adapt stories written by kids into sketch comedy and musical theater. Visit www.storypirates.com for more information on Story Pirates and how you can bring our live show to your school or town!
Kids & Family
Comedy
Education
1
Jumping Bean Jack and Bouncing Bailey/Betsy’s G...
The Story Pirates have a garage sale and something very important gets sold by mistake.
28 min
2
The Case of the Musical Cinnamon Buns/Attack of...
Rolo holds a karaoke night competition in the hopes it will attract the Story Pirates to his struggling Bean Emporium.
28 min
3
The Monkey and the Ice Skates/Tissues (feat. Pa...
The Story Pirates welcome their old pal Franklin to the ship. Wait. Do we even know a Franklin?
37 min
4
Fun Crazy Weird Hair Store/The Mountain Fart (f...
An old friend finds their voice and the Story Pirates discover a surprising new planet.
30 min
5
Humming/Time Trap
The Story Pirates are lost in space!
26 min
6
Quest for the Crystal Crown
In this special bonus episode about the new Story Pirates book, Quest for the Crystal Crown, Lee interviews authors Annabeth Bondor-Stone and Connor White, as well as several characters from the book.
10 min
7
The Puzzle Competition/Family Room Wars (feat. ...
The crew encounters a mysterious delivery man (Billy Eichner) with a dark purpose.
29 min
8
My Family Are Tigers/Winter (feat. Lake Bell)
The crew meets the owner of a cosmic zoo (Lake Bell) who has plans for a new exhibit.
31 min
9
Quark Power/Spelling Sssnakes (feat. Danny Pudi)
30 min
10
Thanksgiving Road Trip Mixtape
In this special bonus episode, the Story Pirates provide the soundtrack to your holiday travel with some of our favorite songs and deep cuts from the podcast.
43 min
11
My Principal Ate a Worm/Backstage Dreams
Siegfried discovers a Gladiator Planet where he is challenged to battle in ways he never expected.
30 min
12
Cucumbers 4 Life/The Family of Cows
The Story Pirates throw a pool party on a new water planet, revealing a multiplicity of surprises.
23 min
13
The Raccoon’s Very Hard Choice/Stepping Up
Rolo embarks on a spacewalk in a desperate attempt to retrieve a package from the space post office.
27 min
14
Boo!/The Clock (feat. Paul F. Tompkins)
The crew’s exploration of outer space takes them to Game Show Planet, where a charismatic host (Paul F. Tompkins) challenges the Story Pirates to compete.
28 min
15
Space Llama/Have You Wondered (feat. Lauren Lap...
A space caterer (Lauren Lapkus) helps the Story Pirates learn to like strange foods from other galaxies.
32 min
16
Glowy and the Friend Adventure/The Big Chance (...
Having successfully exited the Earth’s atmosphere, the Story Pirates are greeted by the captain of the Intergalactic Space Friends Alliance (Jeremy Sisto) who comes bearing unique gifts.
34 min
17
The Bear That Couldn’t Disco/The Slowest Elevat...
The Story Pirates are back with season 3! With the help of their new friend Nimene and her extraterrestrial companion Loofah, the Pirates prepare to head into outer space.
31 min
18
ANNOUNCEMENT: The Story Pirates Podcast Is Back...
The Story Pirates return for a brand new season on October 10, 2019.
2 min
19
SECRET LIFE OF PETS: The Knight’s Pet Dragon/Tu...
In this special bonus episode, the Story Pirates reveal the winner of the Secret Life of Pets 2 contest and thank everyone who sent in a story.
15 min
20
CONTEST: Story Pirates + The Secret Life of Pets 2
Announcing a special contest with our friends from The Secret Life of Pets 2!
2 min
21
Pet Store or Food Store?/A Dinosaur Ate Me (fea...
In part two of our season finale, the Story Pirates learn more about their unexpected guest and find out where they are headed next.
21 min
22
Banana Clown/Cats Sit On You (feat. Secret Agen...
In part one of our season finale, the Story Pirates discover an intruder on the ship.
24 min
23
The Mad Piano Player/The Aristocrats Strike Bac...
The Story Pirates meet a gas station attendant (Josh Gondelman) who likes to tell excruciatingly long and boring stories.
34 min
24
Tape Ball Purse/The Girl With A Voice (feat. Bo...
When Rachel installs a ‘Smart Ship’(Bowen Yang), the Story Pirates learn about the dangers of artificial intelligence.
28 min
25
The Disgusting Water Bottle/Robotics Engineerin...
Rolo builds an escape room on the ship to teach the other Story Pirates to work together.
27 min
26
The Amazing Adventure/My Big Project
When the other Story Pirates discover Lee has been secretly writing songs, they encourage him to share his totally emo feelings with the world.
32 min
27
BACKSTROKE RAPTOR - the new Story Pirates album!
The Story Pirates will be back next week with a new episode, but in the meantime, we are announcing our new album, BACKSTROKE RAPTOR!
3 min
28
Vampire Kid/I Want Your Garden (feat. Natasha R...
A hot air balloon racer (Natasha Rothwell) challenges Rachel to confront her past.
29 min
29
Cheese Quest/A Diary Of A Corn Snake (feat. Dav...
Rolo’s old parrot Poochie (David Schwimmer) shows up with a shady business proposition.
32 min
30
Superbag/Some TVs Have Big Problems
The Story Pirates discover that an anonymous gossip blog is spreading hot blog goss about them, and Meghan vows to track down the writer.
28 min
31
Animal Week/The Doughnut Is Right
Siegfried the Viking leads the Story Pirates on a spooky trip to the Isle of Monsters.
29 min
32
Maybelle’s Treats/The Mystery of the Materializ...
A very official inspector (Timothy Simons) arrives to make sure the Story Pirates’ ship is up to code.
33 min
33
One Little Pink Rose/I Lost My Tooth In Hollywood
When Peter gets stuck in a time loop, his most precious snacks are put in jeopardy.
23 min
34
The Story Pirates + Circle Round: All That Glit...
Lee, Peter and Meghan make an appearance on Circle Round, a podcast from our pals over at WBUR that features folktales from around the world.
18 min
35
Jeff the Goldfish/George and Billy the Boghog
The Story Pirates decide to have a party where everyone tells their deepest, darkest secrets.
30 min
36
Turtle Beach/Carl and Steve BFFs (feat. Dax She...
A hard-nosed detective (Dax Shepard) visits the ship to investigate a possible theft and everybody feels a little weird about it.
29 min
37
How The Beaver Came To Canada/President Worm (f...
When a conspiracy theorist (Claire Danes) boards their ship, the Story Pirates must convince her they are not from outer space.
25 min
38
The Quest for the Golden Bananas/Pigduction (fe...
The Story Pirates face stormy weather when a super sad lost cloud (Franchesca Ramsey) has a full on meltdown while hovering over their ship.
28 min
39
I Love Cats/The Wizard Who Could Just Go Poof (...
When a 40 foot tall squirrel (John Oliver) threatens to break delicate tchotchkes and handcrafted chairs on the ship, the Story Pirates must convince him to let them help him...help them.
31 min
40
Helen’s Pizza Ria/The Creation Of Chicken Parm ...
Join the crew as they learn the ins and outs of interstellar travel with a cosmic pizza delivery guy (George Salazar).
34 min
41
The Boy Who Hated Kisses/The Pancake Habit
Thanks to the repairs of Siegfried the Viking, the Story Pirates new flying ship is ready for lift off!
29 min
42
A Hamster's Workday/Backstroke Raptor
After spending several months on a deserted island, Captain Rolo and Siegfried the Viking must convince the rest of the Story Pirates that it’s time to set sail again.
26 min
43
NEW SEASON ANNOUNCEMENT: the Story Pirates Podc...
Lee finds an old radio transmitter on the island and uses it to make a very exciting announcement!
8 min
44
Bonus: Calling All Mapmakers! Submit Your Ideas...
Submit Your Ideas For The Next Story Pirates Book!
4 min
45
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE: Story Pirates’ new Album...
The Story Pirates have a new album and it’s out now! Today’s episode previews some of the featured songs. Listen to NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE wherever you find music today!
2 min
46
Summer Bonus: Silly Monster Problem/Will Wants ...
It’s almost time to set sail, but the Story Pirates have another summer bonus episode to listen to while they pack.
18 min
47
Teacher’s Guide: Characters With Big Dreams/Mak...
Download these FREE lesson plans today at www.storypirates.com/lessons and don’t forget to leave us feedback so that we can make even better resources for the classroom.
16 min
48
Summer Bonus: The Hungry Rock/A Girl With Super...
Today’s episode features a brand new story from Savi in Oregon called The Hungry Rock, as well as two greatest hits from last season, A Girl With Superpowers and The Chess Master.
18 min
49
The Story Pirates + Brains On!: Dr. Weirdo and ...
The Story Pirates take a break from summer bonus episodes to team up with Brains On! for a special collaborative episode.
20 min
50
Summer Bonus: The Person Who Could Not Spin/San...
Today’s episode features some greatest hits from last season: The Person Who Could Not Spin, Sandwich Day and How To Make A Basketball Plant.
17 min
51
Summer Bonus: I Want To Be Rich/Fart Out Loud D...
18 min
52
Summer Bonus: I Lost The Clock Pieces and the D...
15 min
53
Summer Bonus: Frank the Monster/All 8 Unicorns/...
The Story Pirates are back with a special summer bonus episode featuring some of our favorite songs! This weeks episode includes Frank the Monster Who Wasn't Scary, All 8 Unicorns and How Penguin Office Became a Thing.
13 min
54
The Big Secret/What the World Was Called Before Us
In part two of the season finale, the Story Pirates encounter a mysterious stranger with mystical abilities.
39 min
55
The Story Pirates + Wow in the World: The Mixed...
The Story Pirates take a break before their big season finale for a special smash up, mash up, crossover episode with Wow in the World, all about the science of synesthesia.
40 min
56
The Great Wallaby Adventure/Presents For Mom
In part one of the two-part season finale, Meghan, Rachel and Peter threaten mutiny unless Lee joins them in singing a hokey song.
27 min
57
The Person Who Could Not Spin/Triple Power (fea...
Rolo obsesses over two entrancing sirens (Sasheer Zamata and Aparna Nancherla) who teach the Pirates about being #blessed.
27 min
58
How to Make a Basketball Plant/The Clean Machin...
The Story Pirates' dream of opening a restaurant/bistro/cafe onboard the ship is put in jeopardy when Russ T. Walrus (Wyatt Cenac), a famously harsh food critic, comes to review the menu.
23 min
59
George’s Cheese/Pizza Revenge (feat. Alison Pil...
Meghan reveals the mystery of her porpoise-full past and must heal a rift between her porpoise protege Travis (Josh Sharp) and the intimidating Mother Porpoise (Alison Pill).
27 min
60
The Giraffe Didn't Know/Raining Cake (feat. Mic...
When they receive an unexpected visit from a famous treasure hunter (Michael Cerveris), the Story Pirates join the search for Captain Hootie’s famous booby-trapped pirate’s booty.
22 min
61
Evil Cockroach Nation/The Guy (feat. Ben Sinclair)
The unthinkable happens when Lee runs out of his favorite drinkable yogurt, kefir. Thankfully, Poseidon and his lesser-known kid brother Greg (Ben Sinclair) show up to lend a hand.
23 min
62
In the Car/The Girl Who Couldn't Stop Reading -...
The Story Pirates meet a magical hermit crab (Santino Fontana) who either doesn’t believe in himself or isn’t actually magical, but that doesn’t stop the gang from making lots of wishes!
26 min
63
How the Grizzly Bear Turned Into a Polar Bear/B...
28 min
64
Fart Out Loud Day/The Boy Who Invented the BPhone3
Peter’s experiments in the ship laboratory cause almost everyone to develop bizarre superpowers.
27 min
65
Going to the Moon/All Rainbow Cars
The gang relieves their boredom by inventing a new sport, and a mysterious curmudgeon from below deck helps them play by the rules.
22 min
66
The Chess Master/The Amazing Rake (feat. The Gr...
Lee introduces Shipcoin, the first ever Shipto-currency, to the gang; but not everyone is thrilled with the new economy on board.
27 min
67
Frank the Monster/The Automatic Thinker
Lee returns to find the ship is a little different than when he left, and goes toe to toe with Peter in the first ever Peter Games.
21 min
68
BONUS! - More Stories from Live in LA! (feat. P...
More stories from our live show in Los Angeles featuring Patton Oswalt!
26 min
69
Live in LA! - To Do/Super Granny (feat. Patton ...
After being swept up into a tornado, Lee finds himself in Los Angeles doing a live show with Patton Oswalt!
20 min
70
Nothing Is Impossible/Act Like Someone Else Day
The Story Pirates face Mother Nature's wrath as a perfect storm batters the ship.
23 min
71
Dreaming Sheep/Pig and Unicorn
The gang discovers the joy of the prank call but soon realizes that supernatural forces can’t take a joke.
26 min
72
Sandwich Day/A Girl With Superpowers
Story Pirate Rachel must face her fears when the chore wheel sends her atop the ship to stand in the bucket thing with the lookie loo.
26 min
73
Ladybug Tickle Day/Cement Dude
In episode 9, our fearless captain Rolo’s most prized possession is stolen, and the Story Pirates must band together to unmask the thief.
22 min
74
How Do You Play Day/Samantha
The Story Pirates realize that their beloved ship is missing a crucial feature, and call upon their listeners for help.
22 min
75
The Goose Prank/Santa Claus and His Life
The Story Pirates partake in the age old tradition of Story Love, shouting out authors and stories that have inspired them throughout the year!
21 min
76
Star/The World Wide Race of the Worst Cars
The Story Pirates receive a visit from an old friend who has gone through a magical transformation due to an interspecies cultural exchange.
22 min
77
Olympic Masters/How Penguin Office Became a Thing
The crew gets frazzled when they realize they are almost out of kids’ stories to perform, and Story Pirate Meghan reveals one of her awesome superpowers.
18 min
78
Barry and The Big Climbing Tree/The Girls and t...
Lee and Peter struggle to find healthy food aboard the ship, and Lee remembers some hidden treasure he had stowed away. Plus two new stories!
20 min
79
All 8 Unicorns/Riding a Seagull Was Good
Peter and Rolo's messy habits on board the ship create tension with the rest of the crew.
17 min
80
Annoy Your Sister School/The Girl Who Never Too...
Lee and Peter adjust to life on their new pirate ship while fellow Story Pirate Rachel acts very suspiciously.
15 min
81
I Love a Ghost/Fred the Carrot
Lee and Peter relaunch the Story Pirates Podcast by setting sail on the high seas in an old pirate ship.
21 min
82
Coming Soon! New Season of Story Pirates!
New Season
1 min
83
The Early Years: I Love You The Best
It’s the season finale of the Story Pirates Podcast featuring Kristen Schaal in a story written by a 1st grader named Madeline called “I Love You The Best.”
4 min
84
The Early Years: Greatest Hits #4
Featuring classic stories: Eat a Spider Day, The Princess Lifeguard Camp, Monster Broke, PB & K Please!, The Dazzling Situation
29 min
85
The Early Years: Best Horse Show Dogs & Mr. Mis...
Featuring "Best Horse Show Dogs" & "Mr. Mishes Swedish Fishes"
14 min
86
The Early Years: Greatest Hits #3
Featuring: Volleyball In the Future and Past!, Zach's Story, The Really Cool Dress, William Woods and This Is National Whoopie Cushion Day
25 min
87
The Early Years: Gooney Pantoyes & The Face in ...
Gooney Pantoyes by 4th grader Grace & The Face in Bulgaria by 5th grader Alex
13 min
88
Kidcast Sampler (Bonus Episode)
Check out these other great podcasts for kids!
19 min
89
The Early Years: The Busy Dizzy Dishwashers & T...
The Busy Dizzy Dishwashers by 3rd grader Cameryn and The Thanksgiving Mess by 5th grader Kyle
10 min
90
The Early Years: Greatest Hits #2
Featuring: "Dolly Magic Machine," "Football Tornado," "Ukulele Island," "The Chris Allergic to Garbage Cans" & "Fieldtrip to Oppositeland"
23 min
91
The Early Years: Aqua Bus & My Mom is an Annoyi...
"Aqua Bus" by 4th grader Adreanna & "My Mom is an Annoying Hockey Coach" by 2nd grader Sam
9 min
92
The Early Years: The Dog Who Fell in Love with ...
Two classic stories written by Kindergartener Kaci and 4th grader Savannah
11 min
93
The Early Years: Greatest Hits #1
Featuring musical hits "There is a Monster," "I Love," "Angry," "Big Girl Bed," "Water Falls On My Mom's Head" and "Dog Day."
20 min
94
The Early Years: Little Stop-It Holiday & Switc...
From Kindergartener Zoey and 5th grader Ellie it's "Little Stop-It Holiday" & "Switcheroo Day"
10 min
95
The Early Years: The Rundown & I Like Lisa
From 5th grader Chuck and 1st grader William, "The Rundown & I Like Lisa"
8 min
96
The Early Years: Where's Your Diaper & Funny Bu...
Where's Your Diaper by Ashlyn & Funny Bunny Holiday by Macey
9 min
97
The Early Years: Steve Francis, Six-Month-Old C...
Steve Francis, Six-Month-Old Crime-Fighting Freak by Andrew & Abbey is Silly by Sophie
8 min
98
The Early Years: I Love Babies & Trip to Happy ...
I Love Babies by Hannah and Trip to Happy Burg by Sienna
10 min
99
The Early Years: The Alien & My Pet Peeve
The Alien by Faith and My Pet Peeve by William
7 min
100
The Early Years: Giant Bugs 2 & Get That Beat
Giant Bugs 2 by 5th grader Michael & Get That Beat by Zev!
8 min