Story Pirates

The award-winning Story Pirates Podcast takes stories written by kids and turns them into sketch comedy and songs. Made up of talented comedians, songwriters, and frequent celebrity guests, the Story Pirates inspire kids to create, bringing laughter to kids and grownups of all ages with hilarious sketches, catchy original songs from all genres, and interviews with the creative geniuses behind the stories… kids! 

Kids & Family
Birds Do Funny Stuff
Have you ever had a dream that felt like real life? Or have you ever had a real life that felt like a dream? Even if you haven’t, it’s a pretty fun thing to tell a story about
13 min
The Dog Jelly Bean Shop
Have you ever heard of a courtroom drama? If you like that kind of thing, you’re going to love today’s new story
14 min
Groovy Game Show
Have you ever found yourself suddenly on a nonsensical game show as a contestant and everyone seems to know what’s going on except you?
15 min
Taste the Turf
A story about following your dreams. Even if your dream is to be a hamster that plays college football.
15 min
A Cheesy Mystery
In most detective stories, we get to follow the adventures of hard-nosed private eyes who seem to be the smartest ones in the room. Today's story is NOT like most detective stories.
16 min
Imagine waking up one morning and everything has changed. Or maybe not everything, but one specific thing has changed, and it’s…everywhere. What if that thing was…toast?
15 min
Sassy and Her Saxophone
Have you ever had the urge to play a musical instrument for all of the world to hear? If so, you’ll relate to today’s new story
17 min
Story Creation Zone: Escape From Sharks with Ro...
Grab some paper and something to write or draw with, because in this preview of a brand new interactive bonus episode, Rolo guides listeners in creating thrilling, edge-of-your-seat stories.
7 min
Uncle Gramhog
Have you ever had an extended family member that you really love, and you love when they come to visit, but then they do something really…unexpected?
15 min
Smash Boom Best: Ghosts Vs. Zombies (feat. PETER!)
Today we’re thrilled to share an episode from one of our favorite podcasts, Smash Boom Best.
37 min
DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Spring Break Mixtape 2023
Spring has sprung and so has another classic mixtape from the world’s most famous DJ who also happens to be a worm.
48 min
The Messed Up Pirate
Have you ever felt out of place? Like a fish outta water? Like a square peg in a round hole? Or maybe, like a kind-hearted pirate in a sea of bloodthirsty swashbucklers?
16 min
The Mutant and the Model
An out of this world fashion star bursts onto the scene.
17 min
Oh Rats!
The never-ending real estate struggles between mice and humans
14 min
The Shoe Problem
In the Great Shoe Forest, an ancient grudge between shoes and socks is brought to life.
16 min
Ah, Save Me! The Entire Class Has a Crush On Me...
a previously unreleased Early Years live recording from February 2013
9 min
Don’t Send a Popcorn Kernel into Space
a story about smart technology that’s, perhaps, a bit too smart for its own good
16 min
The Gift That Never Stops Giving
A story about finding the right gift for someone special in your life. Or rather, the right gifts (plus infinity).
12 min
Detective Kathren Cat
A mystery story about the disappearance of a pretty precious popstar poster
14 min
Why To Respect Your Elders
A story about the terrifying truth behind a common phrase, written by a 10 year old from Oregon named Ryan
16 min
Announcement: We’re Not Going Away/Peter’s Imag...
Season 5 may be over, but the Story Pirates are not going away!
12 min
The Dancing Cupcake/The Portals (feat. Sara Bar...
In part 2 of our season finale, the Story Pirates execute an elaborate heist to save their ship from Henrietta Hudson, the biggest name in NYC tow trucks.
35 min
Old Man Homer/The Very Grown Up Place (feat. me...
In part 1 of our thrilling season finale, the only thing that stands between the Story Pirates and a return home to their native NYC is the dastardly Silica Googenheim.
28 min
!Beard Quest!/The New Class Pet (feat. Zoe Jarman)
The Story Pirates get a visit from their dentist (Zoe Jarman).
34 min
Why You Should Never Feed a Potato Chip to a Ka...
Meghan creates a tech company for Nimene’s inventions.
37 min