Story Pirates

The award-winning Story Pirates Podcast takes stories written by kids and turns them into sketch comedy and songs. Made up of talented comedians, songwriters, and frequent celebrity guests, the Story Pirates inspire kids to create, bringing laughter to kids and grownups of all ages with hilarious sketches, catchy original songs from all genres, and interviews with the creative geniuses behind the stories… kids! 

Kids & Family
Comedy
Education
301
The Person Who Could Not Spin/Triple Power (fea...
Rolo obsesses over two entrancing sirens (Sasheer Zamata and Aparna Nancherla) who teach the Pirates about being #blessed.
27 min
302
How to Make a Basketball Plant/The Clean Machin...
The Story Pirates' dream of opening a restaurant/bistro/cafe onboard the ship is put in jeopardy when Russ T. Walrus (Wyatt Cenac), a famously harsh food critic, comes to review the menu.
23 min
303
George’s Cheese/Pizza Revenge (feat. Alison Pil...
Meghan reveals the mystery of her porpoise-full past and must heal a rift between her porpoise protege Travis (Josh Sharp) and the intimidating Mother Porpoise (Alison Pill).
27 min
304
The Giraffe Didn't Know/Raining Cake (feat. Mic...
When they receive an unexpected visit from a famous treasure hunter (Michael Cerveris), the Story Pirates join the search for Captain Hootie’s famous booby-trapped pirate’s booty.
22 min
305
Evil Cockroach Nation/The Guy (feat. Ben Sinclair)
The unthinkable happens when Lee runs out of his favorite drinkable yogurt, kefir. Thankfully, Poseidon and his lesser-known kid brother Greg (Ben Sinclair) show up to lend a hand.
23 min
306
In the Car/The Girl Who Couldn't Stop Reading -...
The Story Pirates meet a magical hermit crab (Santino Fontana) who either doesn’t believe in himself or isn’t actually magical, but that doesn’t stop the gang from making lots of wishes!
26 min
307
How the Grizzly Bear Turned Into a Polar Bear/B...
28 min
308
Fart Out Loud Day/The Boy Who Invented the BPhone3
Peter’s experiments in the ship laboratory cause almost everyone to develop bizarre superpowers.
27 min
309
Going to the Moon/All Rainbow Cars
The gang relieves their boredom by inventing a new sport, and a mysterious curmudgeon from below deck helps them play by the rules.
22 min
310
The Chess Master/The Amazing Rake (feat. The Gr...
Lee introduces Shipcoin, the first ever Shipto-currency, to the gang; but not everyone is thrilled with the new economy on board.
27 min
311
Frank the Monster/The Automatic Thinker
Lee returns to find the ship is a little different than when he left, and goes toe to toe with Peter in the first ever Peter Games.
21 min
312
BONUS! - More Stories from Live in LA! (feat. P...
More stories from our live show in Los Angeles featuring Patton Oswalt!
26 min
313
Live in LA! - To Do/Super Granny (feat. Patton ...
After being swept up into a tornado, Lee finds himself in Los Angeles doing a live show with Patton Oswalt!
20 min
314
Nothing Is Impossible/Act Like Someone Else Day
The Story Pirates face Mother Nature's wrath as a perfect storm batters the ship.
23 min
315
Dreaming Sheep/Pig and Unicorn
The gang discovers the joy of the prank call but soon realizes that supernatural forces can’t take a joke.
26 min
316
Sandwich Day/A Girl With Superpowers
Story Pirate Rachel must face her fears when the chore wheel sends her atop the ship to stand in the bucket thing with the lookie loo.
26 min
317
Ladybug Tickle Day/Cement Dude
In episode 9, our fearless captain Rolo’s most prized possession is stolen, and the Story Pirates must band together to unmask the thief.
22 min
318
How Do You Play Day/Samantha
The Story Pirates realize that their beloved ship is missing a crucial feature, and call upon their listeners for help.
22 min
319
The Goose Prank/Santa Claus and His Life
The Story Pirates partake in the age old tradition of Story Love, shouting out authors and stories that have inspired them throughout the year!
21 min
320
Star/The World Wide Race of the Worst Cars
The Story Pirates receive a visit from an old friend who has gone through a magical transformation due to an interspecies cultural exchange.
22 min
321
Olympic Masters/How Penguin Office Became a Thing
The crew gets frazzled when they realize they are almost out of kids’ stories to perform, and Story Pirate Meghan reveals one of her awesome superpowers.
18 min
322
Barry and The Big Climbing Tree/The Girls and t...
Lee and Peter struggle to find healthy food aboard the ship, and Lee remembers some hidden treasure he had stowed away. Plus two new stories!
20 min
323
All 8 Unicorns/Riding a Seagull Was Good
Peter and Rolo's messy habits on board the ship create tension with the rest of the crew.
17 min
324
Annoy Your Sister School/The Girl Who Never Too...
Lee and Peter adjust to life on their new pirate ship while fellow Story Pirate Rachel acts very suspiciously.
15 min
325
I Love a Ghost/Fred the Carrot
Lee and Peter relaunch the Story Pirates Podcast by setting sail on the high seas in an old pirate ship.
21 min