Staying In with Emily & Kumail

In this podcast — whose profits go to charities helping those affected by Coronavirus — Emily V. Gordon and Kumail Nanjiani are uniquely qualified to lead you through this forced quarantine situation. They are both writers who work from home. Emily was a therapist and currently is a chronically sick person (see: The Big Sick) who often has to quarantine herself, and Kumail is her main caretaker. Plus, we both just like being at home. Let us advise you on how to stay calm and avoid cabin fever. Let us give you entertainment recommendations. Let us give you constant updates on the squirrel vs. bird war happening right outside our window. Let us not talk about the C word at all. And most of all, let us take all of the proceeds from this podcast and spread it amongst charities that are helping those who are hit hardest by this quarantine. 100% of the Net Revenue* from the podcast will be donated in equal portions to the following charities to support their efforts to assist those affected by the COVID-19 pandemic: https://www.restaurantworkerscf.org/ https://disasterphilanthropy.org/ https://www.feedingamerica.org/ *"Net Revenue” is defined as the “Advertising Gross Revenue” received by Hyperobject Podcast and Three Uncanny Four less agency fees and actual costs incurred to produce, distribute, and promote the Podcast. “Advertising Gross Revenue” is calculated by the (cost per thousand) rate times the total impressions delivered.

Comedy Interviews
Self-Improvement
Mental Health
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12. Things Will Change
On the final episode of the series, Emily and Kumail discuss ways to contribute to Black Lives Matter if you can’t go to protests, the importance of ritual, and guess the lifespans of animals.
97 min
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11. What is a Life?
Emily and Kumail discuss thinking errors, meta movies, and the delectie process of re-entry into the world.
87 min
3
10. Uterus Gravity
Emily and Kumail discuss Pavlovian conditioning, answer listener emails, and Rank the Berries.
84 min
4
Sleep Consistency with Issa Rae
Issa Rae joins to talk Zoom press junkets, friendships, and recipe loyalty. Watch ‘The Lovebirds’ on Netflix May 22nd!
25 min
5
9. Flarnkins
Kumail and Emily discuss thinking about movies and crying, fun questions to ask your co-quarantiner, and unconventional salads.
86 min
6
Double Features with Edgar Wright
Director Edgar Wright (Baby Driver, Shaun of the Dead) joins to recommend some unique double features.
48 min
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8. That’s What I’m Screaming
Kumail and Emily discuss weird stuff you can do in your house, their relationships with food, and gossip about birds.
92 min
8
Roommates with Nicole Byer
Nicole Byer (Nailed It!, Why Won't You Date Me) joins Kumail and Emily to talk quarantining with roommates, late night ADD, and baby shark.
29 min
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7. Emotional Backpacks
99 min
10
Pop Culture in the Weirds with Linda Holmes
Linda Holmes (NPR’s Pop Culture Happy Hour) joins Kumail and Emily with some pop culture recommendations for getting through the weirds.
34 min
11
6. A Depression Where I Am
Emily and Kumail talk about self care, dream reboots, and thick sweet creamy milk.
93 min
12
Fashion in the Weirds with Tan France
Tan France (Queer Eye, Next In Fashion) joins to talk about dressing for video calls, and how fashion might change after the weirds, wearing outside clothes inside.
47 min
13
5. 2Fast2Serious
Kumail and Emily discuss crying over bread, dealing with anger, and reminisce about movie theatergoing experiences.
82 min
14
Homeschooling with Ike Barinholtz
Ike Barinholtz calls to discuss social distancing with children, creating boxes of structure, and Singapore math. Then Kumail and Emily read listener emails with tips on homeschooling.
43 min
15
4. In The Weirds
Kumail and Emily discuss the growth zone, at-home surgery and how to sex a squirrel.
91 min
16
Working Out from Home with David Higgins
Celebrity trainer and nutritionist David Higgins joins Emily and Kumail to discuss exercising without access to a gym.
40 min
17
3. Time Was Fun
Emily and Kumail discuss maintaining self-worth, cutting your loved one’s hair, and gross pandemic food.
82 min
18
Bonus: David Chang Interview
David Chang calls the show to discuss tips on cooking at home and the uncertain future of the restaurant industry.
29 min
19
2. End of FOMO
Emily and Kumail discuss coping strategies to manage stress, offer entertainment recommendations, and answer listener questions.
87 min
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1. Fumbling for Normalcy
Emily and Kumail discuss how their lives have changed over the last two weeks, and provide tips on how to live comfortably when you’re stuck at home.
70 min
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Introducing Staying In with Emily & Kumail
1 min