In today's episode Scott outlines his quiver for his upcoming Telos trip and embarks on a new diet in preparation. David then surveys the toll of head trauma on professional big wave surfers while Scott fears the Coronavirus. The boys then celebrate Jeff Hakman, Sunset Beach, and predict the fall of a great Superpower. Plus Dukes, Kooks, and more!

In today's show Scott and David debate the risk and reward of married life, survey the economic value of a women's event at Pipe, snooze through the Nazare Tow-Into-Mushburgers Challenge, and celebrate the age old practice of hand writing love notes. It's a Valentine's edition of Spit! Enjoy!

Scott and David propose their predictions for 2020! Which Hollywood celeb will hook a North Shore hunk? Which world champ will bequeath life to an heir and simultaneously retire from surf domination? And prepare to pay $59.99 a year for surfing. The future is nigh! Come peak a listen.

It's finals day at Pipeline! Scott and David analyze the title race, discuss the newly deemed unequivocal GOAT, time travel back to Spit of 2015, and celebrate the Hobgoods raw vulnerability. Plus Dukes, Kooks, and more!

In today’s episode Scott and David discuss Jack Robinson’s Sunset domination, Zeke’s valid plea for an interference call, the WSL’s culpability and liability for Zeke’s demotion, Kelly’s justified hypocrisy, plus Dukes, Kooks, and so much more. Enjoy!

In today's show Scott and David discuss the joys of exhibitionism but the dangers of voyeurism, the fallacy of handmade craftsmanship, Ethan Ewing's trite approach, and Scott aims for a respectable 3rd place. Plus Dukes, Kooks and so much more!

In today's show Scott and David discuss an equitable price to sell one's soul, world title scenarios, why Sunset's inside bowl is overrated, and why you are your own worst enemy. Plus Dukes, Kooks, and so much more! Enjoy!

In today's show Scott and David discuss Gabriel Medina's major malfunction, his priority blunder in Portugal, his entitled mentality, plus they analyze Kelly's neurosis, and Donald Takayama's most unpleasant surf experience, plus Dukes, Kooks and so much more!

In today's show David seeks to restrict the usage of the term "pro" surfer, Scott admits to a habit of aqua dumping, and the boys analyze Led Zeppelin's affiliation with the occult. Plus Kooks, Dukes, and so much more! Enjoy!

While David's away in Europe the boys throw back to a 4 year old episode of Spit! Originally aired on October 6, 2019 In today's show David and Scott discuss surfing's inclusion in the 2020 Olympics, Barbarian Days, Laird's new clothing line, whether marriage hinders a world title campaign, Dukes, Kooks, Must-See Moments and more!

Scott details the long and storied fight for the sacred land (and surf) at Hollister Ranch. The boys then analyze the rumored changes to the 2020 WCT, lament to upcoming Freshwater Pro, try to understand the ISA games in Japan, and present this week's Duke's, Kook's and so much more!

In today's episode Scott and David recap the 2019 Tahiti Pro (presented by Hurley), David does the ultimate walk of shame, Scott does some heavy lifting, and boys both recognize the distinct virtue of adult diapers. Plus Dukes, Kook, and so much more! Enjoy!

In today's show Scott and David discuss the greatest twin battle in history, the greatest pocket-ride in history, the return of Garajagan, vile Internet comments, and one domestic shaper's missive and call to action for you; yes you. Plus Dukes, Kooks, and so much more!

In today’s episode Scott and David discuss alternative life strategies for B-list pro surfers, misanthropic sharks, why a whirling vortex is developing into the American Tornado, ELo’s mid season progress report, plus Dukes and Kooks and Must-See...

In today’s episode Scott and David track an ancient  lineage of loyalty and honor that has brewed into an oncoming Japanese Cyclone. They lament for a bygone era of individualism and regret how homogenized surfing...

In today’s episode the boys recap the Oi Rio Pro and the greatest new and unexpected rivalry on Tour. Scott then recounts his weekend Surf Ranch and gives an exhaustive definition of the word “basin”...

  In today’s episode Scott and David discuss drug usage in surfing as it relates to the 2020 Olympics and review Michael Oblowitz’s 2010 film “Sea of Darkness”. They then recap the worst surf event...

In today’s episode, Scott reflects on his Boardroom Show’s expansion into Japan, they recap and analyze the Corona Bali Protected, wax nostalgic about Kelly’s return, and coin a brand new surf term. Enjoy! Follow @BoardroomShow and @SurfSplendor This...

  In today’s episode Scott review’s his new Mid Twin from Aryse, David reviews the new Hobgood documentary “And Two If By Sea” and they both recap the 2019 Rip Curl Pro Bells Beach; Slater’s...

  In today’s episode Scott reflects on a life changing encounter he had in the water in Northern Baja, David reviews his channel bottom twin midlength, they both speculate on corporate corruption in surf awards, judge...

In today’s episode Scott grills David on his travels through Australia. Then the two analyze the woes of surf journalism, assess the 2019 Snapper Pro, and tangentially receive one of Australia’s most highly regarded fine...

In today’s episode Scott and David assign a monetary value to VIP experiences and an ideal dinner dates, they objectify competitive longboarding, shame big oil, and advocate for Ricardo Christie investing in butt implants. Plus Dukes,...

In today’s episode Scott and David offer ELo’s progress report, discuss Pat O’Connell’s new position as Tour commissioner, celebrate the return of JJF and the WSL’s new deal with Fox, and they nominate Dukes, Kooks, and Must-See...

In today’s episode, Scott and David analyze the takeaways from Stab In The Dark, make Volcom Pipe Pro predictions, highlight the value of surf retail, and they learn of their infamy in New Zealand (Hi...